I just got diagnosed with pinworms.
how many gains did I lose by this?
I just got diagnosed with pinworms
I just got diagnosed with pinworms.
I use them as a cutting tool.
just go play in a sandbox at night where usually children are playing. they're quite easy to catch
I remember the time when I was a kid and got those worms. felt quite nice....
the first time in my life when I didn't feel lonely at night.
I feel you.. always let them crawl out of my ass and play with them when it was nighttime
good memories desu
please expand on this fanfiction
Likely 0 lost gains
Just take the 5 day daily albendazol and you'll be fine
At least 1 (one) gains will be lost
about 9 years old
one day all my three sisters get diagnosed with pinworms
I know that I have the itchy feel around the butthole too
don't tell mom
at night I start to grab in my butthole and eventually pull out my first worm
place the little worm on my bedsheets
it's already dead
feel sad and euphoric at the same time
kinda bury him with a little prayer in my drawer
go back to sleep and feel the itch around my butthole
I pulled out up to 4 worms with one finger... sometimes gave them names.
tfw felt exactly the same way about these little fuckers
Please God, let this thread die
they don't take too many nutritional value, I guess
just take your medicine, user
he doesn't know the joy of seeing the little fellas drown in the water of his toilet
t. also had pinworms
haha what if you eat them? It's like free protein right guys?
I'm asking for a friend haha
haha imagine if he like took one and put a leash on him like on a dog haha
and then they could take a walk haha
have a (you)
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IF YOU DON'T HAVE PINWORMS FOR CUTTING PURPOSES IN 2019?
dear lord, please let me forgive this thread
grossed out but also turned on
thanks tren for confusing dicks all around
pls post pinworm/cutting routine
can you guys fucking not, please?
based & redpilled
Insect and parasite hentai is my all time favourite, so by pretending this thread is full of girls this thread is realy turning me on .
d-do you have any material on that topic, male user?
I didnt know you can possibly pull pinworms out of your butt with fingers. Everytime I have itchy butthole I just scratch it, but don't feel any pinworms with my fingers.
you just have to grab about half a centimetre with your fingernails and softly pull them out
Fuck right off
What the fuck is this thread
you lost all your gains, OP
How the fuck to you even get pinworms?
eating shit or ingesting the eggs (which can get inside you easily from contact with other people who have them)
Anything by this author realy. He's what got me into it.
oh my fucking god, can you fucking not??????
I'm surprised that I never got those as a kid considering that I was always filthy and playing with the other kids.
I got them like the second poster described:
playing in a sandbox as a child. at least that's what my mom told me
Should have posted this one, more relavent to the thread
can you fucking not?
I am done. I am so fucking done.
you are a wonderful person -
B R I G H T O N
the first time in my life when I didn't feel lonely at night.
I feel you, user
just go play in a sandbox at night where usually children are playing
and I thought, I had seen everything
This is why women don’t want anything to do with us.
Where to find a gf who will be open to putting insect in her vagina? I would breed them myself and ensure they are clean and disease free, basically food grade. Imagining a girl walking around with 3 beetles in her front butt acting like vibrators is realy hot.
What the fuck is wrong with you cunts?
insect in her vagina
this is a /wormers/ thread, user
What the fuck are worms then? Mammals?
Is this loss?
Imagine making an omelette with your own pinworms pulled out from your itchy butthole in the morning....hmmm...yummy
haha and then you would serve it to your aunt and your uncle haha
how would they possibly know haha
worms and insects are not from the same biological category, you fucking brainlet
My mouth is watering already user
You could possibly cover them in some leaves or spices
tfw extreme poor fag with abusive drug addict parents
had pinworms for like a year straight because my parents wouldn't get me treatment despite me begging for it
Every night I shoved alcohol soaked cotton swabs up my as to stop the itching. Countless nights in would stay awake from the sensation. It drove me insane. My stool became extremely hard and dry and my shits wouldn't go down our broken down toilet, and then one day it just stopped working. My dad wouldn't let me use his toilet since that's where he would freebase cocaine. Eventually I ended up shitting worm infested shit in holes I dug outside. My ass had tears in two places and I still deal with the issue to this day.
One of the most traumatic memories of my adolescence.
I would like to spread my worm infested shit or food all over my face while browsing /fit to be honest.
Somehow this thread went from normal parasite posting to fucking scat fetish shit.
I finally found my fetish, my piece of cake. Eating your own parasites or putting them in a vagina is SUPER HOT. Thank you anons
Holy shit dude. I hope you get better
Would a pinworm be able to crawl up a guys urethra? Imagine filling your balls with pinworms you the ejaculate out.
I just came, thanks user
thanks for the keks, anons
It's OK it's been nearly a decade since that happened.
Worst thing after the fact was having to get a colonosopy as a teenager and have my Dr think I was some sex freak since I had ass problems only degenerate homosexuals had.
Well, at least you're not gay since I'm a grill, you sick fuck.
It's OK I'm pretty normal now. Parents used to be upper middle class before they got addicted to whatever the fuck so I'm not some genetic failure from the start, at least.
I had a dirty ass friend from a trailer park and he gave me worms like a dozen times in my youth. He was really fun but my parents got so sick of buying me medication, they told me i was no longer allowed to see him.
The first time i got them, i looked down and screamed in terror at what i seen lol. My parents ran in and explained what happened. I became obsessed with prying the worms out of my ass and squeezing them each. They pop when they die. Sometimes i became infected and knew where the medication was so i wouldn't tell my parents anymore out of shame.
I still hate that dirty disgusting cunt, because to this day i can't wipe my ass. I go into the shower and literally spray myself clean because i'm terrified of seeing any worms. I don't go to the bathroom in public.
This is the only other honest worm-user in the thread. The sensation and restless nights are unbearable and the embarrassment and helplessness are equally as bad. Fuck all these degenerate LARPers pretending to jerk off with worms or make them their friends.
at least you're not gay
it doesn't matter, I would have jerked off no matter your gender.... and you're male anyway
I had a girlfriend to which I passed my worms...
she didn't know about it - took her a quite a while to confess that she was infested since she was embarassed....
we took the medicine her parents payed for..
or rather: she shared hers with me
You should be put in an airtight chamber and gassed desu. Worms are one thing but god has no mercy for homosexuals
terrified of seeing any worms
cringed and bluepilled
EMBRACE THE WORMS
i fucking hate this board
praise to all gods for this thread
delete this. All of it
I had a like 10 year long phobia of parasites initiated by these fuckers. I wouldnt look at any of my bodily fluids, wouldnt touch any other people, wouldnt eat anything that hadnt been boiled and wouldnt touch my face under any circumstance. I've like barely gotten over this. I still cringe any time i do any of these activities and i use a long time forcing myself to do it.
They are completely harmless and pretty common in children, but man, they fucked up my psyche so hard.
it was completely the other way round for me:
I was always implying the question:
"how are your intestines"
murrikans are disgusting, pinworms don't even live in developed countries
Pretty sure I got pinworms. My ass itches horribly every night, and when I try to scratch it with toilet paper, there's shit stains left on it afterwards, even if I had shower prior. But I've never seen any of this fuckers in my stool, and I don't lose weight despite not eating much in the first place.
Won't be by I think a few more decades before you euros get TB and superaids outbreaks from all of the African scum you keep importing.
put your finger into your ass at night and try to scratch out something....
if you get a worm after 5 tries ---- welcome to the club
I ain't putting anything in my ass, nigga. Fuck that gay shit.
Fucking weird things. I've had them probably <5 times in my life but never told anybody or took medication. I just pulled them out of my ass, trashed them, washed the fuck out of my hands and eventually they'd go away. Watching them curl around still alive on my fingers for the first time was an experience.
fucking gross user, i had the same issue when i was ten. Eat Papaya seeds they will kill them.
no wonder you cant get a gf jesus christ you should be shot
This is my first time on this board and you fucks are way more autistic and bizarre than the current state of /b/
Man, Jow Forums teaches me something everyday
please take medicine, they don't go away on their own. You don't need a prescription and it's just a couple of bucks.
normies and/or roasties browsing my board
how about you get the fuck out now????
It's just faggots pretending and fishing for (you)s. Yeah its weird when you pull a worm out of your ass but I can guarantee you no one here was emotionally attached to them in an r9k roneryfag way, or actually wants to eat/fuck the worms.
They just want to be the next floor tile user and get their posts capped and reposted on r/Jow Forums.
This isn't r9k dear user.
F I L E Y
So which third world country do you hail from?
(I'm from the north of norway actually)
is there a vid of this?
Looks great, plus no sandniggers too, I bet
no immigrants, no soibois, great landscape, raised as a """viking""" ---- still got worms
Back to plebbit
We used to get Norwegian bands here in summer, they were great people, parents drank like alcoholics (bottle brandy a day), lads played great football, girls were mostly hot and willing. Good times!
Even learn a little Norwegian - ikke i rumpa
They build their nests around the big cities, the countryside is still pretty white.
Pinworms go away naturally. If you still have them after a few weeks in means you have eaten the eggs from your asshole
i've had pinworms since i was 9 years old, my mother tried giving me the medication once, and you have to take it twice for two weeks to kill the entire pinworm cycle (first the ones insude your digestive track then the ones that are hatching freshly from your butthole) and it didn't work. so she decided that doctors don't know how to treat them. pinworms make you crave sweets, so she decided to deprive me of all sugar and put me on some MLM tier parasite cleanse. it was expensive and didn't work either. when i was 17 i managed to pay for a private doctor, described my issue to her and she prescribed me 2 bottles of a liquid. got rid of them once and forever.
nothing is worse than staying up and night and feeling them crawl in your asshole. i'm glad they're gone