Mire Thread

Unironically a "Thank you! That's a really nice thing to say!"

It helps giving you the feeling of having reciprocated their kindness and it makes them feel nice too. :-)

Thanks for the reply, I'll try it this way.

She thought you were gay and wanted perfume for your boyfriend

10mins ago, just hugged her goodbye and boarded my train.
>first date
>girl ive been casually talking to
>have a wonderful time walking around the city chatting
>visit cafes
>pretend to be a married couple and browse expensive house listing at a realtor office
>later at the bar laughing about the day
>shes running a finger up and down my forearm
>asks me to flex
>comply
>she jolts, pulls her finger away
>shocked laughter
>puts her hand back on my arm to feel it
>"wow user youre so muscley"
>tfw she has yet to see me shirtless
>tfw this isnt even my final form
>tfw lets hangout again soon
Im floating righ now bros, we're all gunna make it.

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God bless you OP. Nice fricking work.

My girlfriend is also christian, she's one year younger than me but she's really mature and mother-like. She protects me now that I'm still immature (18) but still wants me to succed.
In not a far future I want to marry her. Wish me lucks anons.

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Get it brother. All work pays off.

Ah that's class son, nice work

based and wholesomepilled

Yeah bc random girls are just soooo forward

>doubt.jpeg
Post body u delusion cuck

I have a little video here of me being mired slightly by some random guy.

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>respecting women
Never gonna make it

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Based and waifu-pilled

>She was selling perfume and I'm a dude so
Yeah because you never wear perfume you fucking moron! Jesus christ.. .some people are total autists in here. Of course she wanted to sell shit to you nigger!

Where do I find such a woman. My church is only married couples with small children.

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Going to church you heathen

Go to christian events and parties

Also to swindle you into buying it for women you know...I will never take a woman who is working as any type of mire.

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Read my post again. I already said I go to church BUT THERE ARE NO YOUNG SINGLE WOMEN THERE! It would feel wrong to ditch this church in favour of another, "more suitable" one

Lol

I want to join a big Catholic church just for the sense of community and social bonds and connections. I'd feel like a heathen though.

>lately random female cashiers at fast food restaurants force small talk by asking how my day is going

...not sure if this is a mire or some weird corporate push to engage customers

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I hope this is bait

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>sitting at table
>lmaobodydysmorphia
>talking with parents
>saying that I need to eat a lot to become something
>say that I'm already something
thank you dad, I know I'm not the best son but I'll always love you

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dad mires are some of the best mires, well done

>Girl is a good christian so I don't even bring sex up
Good boy! One day Tyrone or Chad will thank you for that while pounding the living shit out of her at a party.

Bros i feel bad when bros mire me, i feel like i dont deserve em ,they bring up my body everytime conversation goes to health,even though im 5"11 163lbs dyel

based and realitypilled

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Literally be a mormon, lots of lonely girls there.

Shoot the girl a compliment aswell for bonus points

>started working out last semester and made some gains from twig mode
>first day of class this semester and a qt redhead sits next to me
>she starts shooting the shit
>wtf this doesn’t usually happen
>walk with her to my next class, eventually split off on the way
>see you Monday user!

How do I got about this? I need to get her number but after that what else? Haven’t done this shit since Highschool and that was almost 3 Years ago and im pretty much a silent person kek

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won't that appear very shallow, like I'm complimenting her just because she complimented me and I don't really mean it?

Whether this was real or not doesn't matter, the message behind it is realistic and gives us something to work to. Take your negativity somewhere else.

>He goes to fast food restaurants often enough to notice this
Wanna know how I know you're lying?

eyyyy are you me.
>twigmode-ish freshman year
>fuck this
>work out to ottermode levels
>junior year
>eating lunch outside 4 sun
>smoking redhead I said hi to on one occasion walks over with her food
>asks if she can sit down
>ok
>she spaghettis her drink and spills it on me
>I just sort of laugh and move on, light conversation
>bye
This sort of thing happened a second time the same week, but without the drink spilling part.
I figured out she was interested a year later and wanted to kms myself.

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Was down on my luck.
>legal case threatening job
>lost project Vette to a flood
>broke knee
But
>match with petite Latina qt3.14 on tinder
>talk for a few weeks (she was home on leave)
>finally go out
>feeling on each other in the theater
>go to my place
>crutch up stairs
>she's lightheartedly making fun of it
>on couch
>all on each other
>go for kiss
>"Oh user you know how I was homeschooled, well I've never like done anything with a guy"
>Don'tbelieveit.blp
>kiss her
>starts taking off my shirt
>notices 6 pack
>"user you're really buff"
>starts feeling on muscles
>"Wow you can move the veins around"
>"Your legs are as big as me wtf"
Kept going on for a bit but popped her cherry that night so turns out she wasn't lying. Been going out for a few weeks now. Feels good having a female that consistently appreciates the gains and understands when I don't answer at the gym. Also won the case. Life gets better anons.

You lost your Vette. Never gonna make it.

Only ever get mires from dudes and my Dad. Wholesome though.
He says I've come a long way, which I have because I was useless piece of shit before.

>Back in hometown gym
>Weights feel lighter than other gym
>Working at around 210kg, feels good
>212.5kg, feels good
>215kg feels good
Fuck it, I'll go for 5pl8
>Get nod of approval from video related

youtu.be/oBUxbyyeGz4

how do you people actually take compliments
i get all autistic and in the moment and unironically think that they're trying to trick me
i'm literally the biggest and strongest person in my whole university (cause no one lifts lmao) and i still think that people compliment me to make fun of me

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If you actually don't mean it then yeah but if you do, so what?

"Aw, shucks"

It sounds kind of creepy in my language because we're all swearing at each other all the time.

Not sure if mire but it felt good

>on packed train going to meet gf
>no seats available so had to stand by the door holding rail thing
>qt blonde gets on and stands facing me
>be sperg so I try to keep looking at my phone and around the train but keep noticing her eyes on me
>smiles me I look at her
>tfw so close can smell her and feel her breathing

It was probably all in my head but god damn was there tension

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Fast for a month and ask god for qt pure wife?

>Go to sandwich place after work
>MILF with her husband and kid in line
>Kid and husband figuring out what they want, looking the other way
>She locks eyes with me and smiles
>Keeps looking at me while I'm in line
>Husband oblivious
>Sit down to eat, so do they at a table across from me
>On nofap, thoughts running through head
>Get up to leave
>They get up to leave at the same time
>Think fast, decide to leave my cell phone on table
>Walk out the door
>Lady comes running outside
>user, you forgot your cell phone!
>Ask her if she put her number in it as she hands it back to me
>She smiles and tells me her number before husband and kid come out

Can't believe that worked. Still haven't texted her though. In all fairness I'll probably last like 30 seconds.

>Believing the tinder slut who fucks you on your first date is a virgin.

Wow.

>good set man youre really strong
Old guy at the gym after i squat
>You look so big and manly
My mom when i dress in something better than pjs
>I feel safe with a strong guy like you helping me
Old lady patient at work

>Wow, your legs are really big
My gf when i got naked in front of her the first time
T-thanks Jow Forums...

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>Reflexively say thank you

It buys you enough time to counter compliment, brush it off, or witty flirt. Also an ok place to stop if you can't think of something to say

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catholics are by far the most based. Went to catholic school my whole life and I can attest that they have the best social networking aspect and women

i would cry if my dad said that

godsspeed user

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you're a genius

I reckon he was checking your depth. The nod was a "yep that's parallel."

You are me when I was you're age. My sweet, mother-like Christian gf is now my fiancée.

Cherish her forever. Chances are, you're in that puppy dog phase. Believe me, because I have been there, even if she is your perfect 10, this puppy dog phase will not last longer than a couple years.

There's a book I think you should read (together if she doesn't mind) called "His Needs Her Needs" by Willard Harley. My fiancée's father recommend it to the two of us and we listened to a recording of it together. It'll help you two grow to understand how best to love one another in a stable, sustainable, and exclusive way (the tagline of the book is "a guide to building an affair-proof marriage" or something like that). If you want me to tell you more, let me know.

Bless you, young man. Be good to her, and stay true to your shared faith.

Pray about it and trust in the Lord, user. If it's the right time, God will bring the two of you together.

>implying people buy perfume for themselves
perfume is like the "i have money and want to buy my girl a gift but dont know what she likes", outside of jewelry.

open a girly magazine sometime. no perfume ads, but plenty of cologne ones, usually with scented inserts

dude i don't know what you're talking about, that was still lewd as fuck and sinful.

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If you are the one fulfilling a woman's psychological needs, she will love you exclusively unless she is traumatized and/or damaged. A normal grown woman has a psychological need for communication, sexless affection, trustworthiness, family orientation, and stability. She will love and reward the man (or men) who fulfills sole or all of these needs by meeting his needs for sex, respect, etc. This exchange very often happens whether or not a man or woman is aware of it.

And no, most normal women do not have a psychological need for "muh dik muhfugga," that's just a convenient excuse for a man who doesn't know what makes women tick.

wait, why? whats wrong with all the mormon men? gey?

They're just super awkward. I knew this one Mormon family in high school, and they were all adorably autistic. Cute blonde girls in that family. Went on a couple dates with one of them, but, well... she was Mormon. And that was kind of a deal breaker because I'm a Christian, and converting her would cut her out of her family.

Not sure if she works out a lot. Kimberly, if you're reading this, I'm sorry, it's not you, it's Joseph Smith.

>pretend to be a married couple and browse expensive house listing at a realtor office
sounds fun as fuck.

problem with catholic girls is that they're either total sluts or homeschooled girls from families with 10 kids who wear dresses and veils to Mass and who are too pure to taint with your disgrace of an existence. unless you're a normie, then i guess you could get one, but i could never, not with the things i've done

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Absolute genius. I'm gonna try this

>Partying with a few friends last night
>One brings two cute girls to join us
>Start flirting with the blond one, 8/10
>Going well, shes leaning into me, stroking my arm, playing with my hair
>Shes definitely into me, good feels
>Friend mentions she has a boyfriend and half heartedly tries to control her thot friend
>Shut down her advances, stop flirting with her, instead enjoy getting drunk with friends
>Thot eventually leaves with friend

Mixed feels on this more, felt good to be mired but sure as hell did not want to be that asshole who hooks up with girls behind their boyfriends back

I'm miring your back

What is the vitamin K meme?

>having sex with girl
>she's feeling my body up
>touches my hamstrings while I'm on top of her
>she says "oh my god!"
>stop and ask "what's wrong?"
>she says "everywhere I touch is muscle!"
>mfw

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Why are the young nurses and orderlies in nursing homes so DAMNED cute?

> tfw ywn meet a modest girl-next-door by working with her in a nursing home and strike up a romance to reinforce life in a sea of death and despair

It hurts bros :,(

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I'm the same user as the one who you replied to.
A lot of them are cute, but most of them are taken. I've only met two single ones in the couple years I've been there.

Damn :(

If you’re still there user, I suggest you read the House of God by Samuel Shem. It goes through the contradictions in modern medicine, especially the fact that the young and lively die while the old live on and on between nursing homes and medial centers. It centers around the life of an intern at a major hospital, pretty fucking gritty. It helped my dad get through his residency, and he’s a strong motherfucker

Read this preview and tell me it’s not interesting in some way, the world is mad

books.google.com/books/about/The_House_of_God.html?id=wvxpM86JZ1UC&printsec=frontcover&source=kp_read_button

Get fuuck tonnes of mires but I barely even notice them anymore because they are not satisfactory.

Guys are very vocal about it, girls aren't unless they're drunk but can always catch them staring

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>not marrying the small children

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>tfw you know you aren't the son your parents wanted

They're disappointed and there's nothing I can do to change it

It's a human thing. Humans do this, ayynon.

Kek

Same, I go to one near my house sometimes but haven't seen a qt yet, only young couples with kids, will try the youth group one of these days

>Well you know what to do love, this dick ain't gonna suck itself

Australian?

>user, you forgot your cell phone!

In greentext stories we use "user" to replace our irl names.
How was the milfy lady supposed to know your name? Your story is fake.

I'm fucking Sherlock

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It's not your job to guard women's relationships. If she's the type that flirts around she will fuck other guys. If it's not you, it will be someone else anyway.

What are those markings in the mirror?

I remember when I worked out and made gains, women were complimenting and touching my body regularly.

I'm working out again now, 2 months in, and I can't wait to get gains again and for them to do that shit again, so I can call them out for sexual harassment. Especially if they do it at work. It's gonna be awesome.

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>be me
>finish workout, go to mcdonalds for dat dere dirty bulk
>order a double quarter pounder with cheese combo, and a McChicken
>pull up to window
>QT black girl hands me my food
>"You look like you could be a hollister model"
>"t-thanks, that's the nicest thing i've heard all day"
>hands me my food, i drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken

You are just ugly user

this is the dream scenario we all lift for

Mormons are so socially retarded it's remarkable they can even maintain a congregation

wait if you marry mormon would you have to become a mormon too?
cause fuck that my nigger

Make lots of Christian babies that value freedom over government gibs, I'm begging you.