What does Jow Forums do for a living?

Work in a warehouse. Can sometimes sneak in a cheeky workout with all the heavy lifting

...she's ok.

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disabled NEET. schizophrenia. but youll all see im not crazy when the simulation starts to break down

Manage a coffeeshop
I went to a private uni and have my degree but just kinda fell into this
Not bad desu

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Group Home Care Giver

Easy as fuck job--just do standard hoysehold chores and change the diapers on the incontinent adults. It's about 2 hours of total work with 6 hours downtime.

When do you have to wake up?

2 years NEET.

Planning on transitioning to oldfag student this year

Staff Supervisor at a bar and grill. The wage isn't fantastic, but I can afford my own place and have money to burn. We get fed, tips are sweet and my shifts are usually only about 6 hours long. I'm trying to start a business as a music tutor too though

Essentially a house husband.
I cook, clean, parent, invest, manage the property, bills and farm. Used to be a programmer but I started doing that less and less as years went on. Now I do online retailing and tailoring as means of having disposable income. Its not the most fufilling existence but its a comfortable one and I get laid enough Im complacent with it.

In school for underwater welding

I work in a car shop building cars for customers.

savage

>supervisor of a bar and grill
Is the grill cute tho?

Retail for now, trying to get Jow Forums to join the military.

Security. I walk around a warehouse and chase off crackheads. Since its been cold they havent been as active and im on wildlife control. The owners were cool enough to allow a hawk to keep its nest in the silo though so no more fucking pigeons.

I am currently in university studying chemistry. You mean the STEM = High pay meme?

Career firefighter-paramedic, also damn near full time student, also damn near full time professor, also evaluate and run classes at the state academy aka drill instructor. Besides browsing Jow Forums and an hour a day in the gym I dont have any real time for anything else.

>What does Jow Forums do for a living?
I sew butt-and-pussy zippers on women's jeans.

Whats funny is that i dont know if schizos are always crazy. A lot of them wind up coming to similar conclusions as the best physicists.
Then sometimes theyre afraid theres a bucket of hot syrup that will drown them if they move from the chair for 3 days.

Working as an electrician and investing.

Last year I pulled Like $123k of american monopoly money home before 40% ish danish tax

PhD student

freelance illustrator when it pays, barista when i need to pay rent

Hey thats pretty cool. Im secjrity user. I almost became a paramedic then in my emt class i had an epiphany- i'm way the fuck more interested in these airway tools and lifepaks than i am actually saving the patient, so im majoring in mechanical engineering instead. Aced the EMT B with an A though. Only 6 out of 30 passed the class 4 out of 6 passed the NREMT. Lazy biches and firefighter wannabes getting weeded.

construction but gonna study to become construction/building engineer to climb quick.

well i gotta keep my nuclear reactor running somehow and syrup is almost as calorie dense as uranium

Software Engineer.

Highschool English Teacher. Good work life balance and we are paid decently in my country.

UI/UX design for mobile games with some retard-level programming. Wish I was paid more, but then again I went from being a part-time cleaner, so that's improvement.

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Any time between 5-6am, not that early really.

Dentist in Scotland

Great pay but terrible hours in my current contacts.

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Is it normal for you people to do football chants, sing songs and swear very loudly? I live next door to a mail depot and hear all of these in morning hours when they load their mail carts.

No, he means the STEM = no jobs meme, which isn't a meme.

BSc Biochem honors here, got tired of shit paying jobs doing the same thing with 0 creativity and now I make my own indie games. I do miss actual lab work and research in universities though.

C

I drive

I work in high finance. I feel sorry for you fucking losers

Physiology student, don’t know what I’m gonna do after this undergraduate degree to be honest

Any suggestions? My dad said he would pay for a postgrad, I think he wants me to do postgrad medicine

being a full-time incel and moneymaxxing

I work for projects that involve the collaboration between the MoH and non-governmental organizations
not a high paid job but at least i can travel, get out of the city and help people

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Occupational Therapist. Doing travel contracts at the moment. $50-60/hr brehs.

Engineer in automation

I always ask myself why fit is so retarded then I remember this place is full of larping fags

Online Adjunct at University of Phoenix

To me it's not really STEM anymore, but TEM. I majored in CS and Mathematics and I'm making 1.5-2 times the money as a first year graduate compared to my business major and hard science friends.

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Corporate finance ... just never ending emails and excel files basically.

I work in live theatre and basically do whatever I'm asked. I've built set pieces, rigged and programmed lights and speakers, I've acted, I've assistant directed, and I've done booth and backstage work during shows. My college theatre program was very broad, so I've got some experience with lots of shit

what is your problem gayboy?

I run into alot of you guys.

I actually work at a university as a lab instructor for gen-ed healthcare. So cadaver labs, EMT, Paramedic school and even some biology. You can always tell the too smart for their own good kids.

In Paramedic school I've got this guy who is brilliant but lacks social skills and gets frustrated. Just the mountains of paperwork to play the legal medical game for internships is killing him. He probably ought to get out of clinical medicine and field medicine as that's all we do, its bureaucracy. Especially working as a firefighter-paramedic. Between paperwork, customer service, and the usual bullshit HR that comes with a government job you are better off having EQ than IQ.

We actually hosted a luncheon with the medical school students and nursing students as sort of our once a quarter meet and greets and team building exercises to get various healthcare practitioners to mingle and learn about their various roles. I am in the middle of talking to a physician who runs an elite flight service when I hear a commotion. This dude is in a heated argument with a 3rd year medical student. Ends up he is "right" but holy fucking social skills batman, not the time or place!

capital markets research and advising

like the corporate finance user - excel and emails

>uninteresting job pretending im tough at 110lb meth heads trying to steal building mats without a forklift
>college student

must be larping

Index OCR archived files

Get your doctorate and teach or treat or switch majors. Alternatively you can take your psych undergrad and use it to pleasure your asshole because thats about what it's best for.

Student + wash dishes in a restaurant
Nearly finished and it's a degree with good career prospects. Decent grades. Pay should be good enough to live very comfortably with enough left over to put into my bank or investments to eventually buy a house.
Things are finally looking up.

>phys not psych
My bad. I dont know dick about that degree but it sounds like something a premed whos on their way to being a shitty doctor with no practical medical experience getting everyone killed would major in.
>Hi Dr. Nic!

I hear the suicide rate in Dentistry is absurdly high.

Construction Gardener / Landscaper. Involves Stone masonry, planting plants and machine driving. women love seeing men lift stones and tend plants

Concept artist for a AAA video game company lmao
Entertainment industry is full of jewery though so I'm looking to get into some sort of engineering

Imagine having to zip that shit up again. I aint doing thtat. Gonna catch all kinds of beef jerky.

Field readiness manager. I do retail launches and facilitation for a very large company.

Engineer. Build space hardware but mostly just do the paperwork for it. Wanting to go back for a mechanical degree but don't have the time. Getting bent over by student loans and the rent meme currently. Looking to expand my passive income but not sure where to start.

SharePoint "Developer"

CPA at a big 4 firm. Its bad.

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I work in a refinery.

I did this for a while and enjoyed it. Doing that all day and then lifting after work made me really lean with pretty good strength.

Lol yeah there were a few in paramedicine that were alright but the majority was aspergers-weird-shaped-head guys or those bitch women with US Army reg helmet bun hair who "totally"dont have trust issues and are definitely not lesbians because they "made sure" types.
My teachers were thoroughly disappointed to see me go, i was one of the few that didnt have problems with social interaction but at the same time i dont deal with first responder types all that well, lot of them have the prince charming complex shit going. I was going to try nursing but honestly i was done with the puke after the emt clinicals.

Chair force

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Farmer. It's alright

How is being a concept artist and what are some issues with the entertainment industry?

You can't drive a car, or ride a bike?

Bait.

Customer support.
All I feel is rage.

Oh yeah that'd be so gross! haha

Im not mailbrk but a bike would probably be cumbersome and more trouble than its worth. You dont walk around the entire city you have a little truck thing you can park on each block and make a loop

Big difference between the fire side and the medicine side is state facility versus university. At one if someone is fucking annoying I can tell them to do 100 pushups and shut the fuck up. The other I have to hold a meeting and get a lawyer involved. Good old days are gone... sigh.

Nice bro, important to work with something u enjoy doing. But the days are long and lifting after work is sometimes challenging in these type of jobs

Robotics engineer but I don't have a job.

Marine, gonna be getting out after 8 years in 2021. Easiest thing in the world if you can handle being treated like a retard by other retards while having to deal with actual retards.

Biochemical engineer at bayer, we’re researching new medication to prevent thrombosis (blood clots)

Where are you from?

>Easiest thing in the world if you can handle being treated like a retard by other retards while having to deal with actual retards.
yes, I go on /v/ too.

IT consultant/software engineer

>chemistry
This has to be the worst major out there, not only is it hard but there’s barely any jobs and they’re all low pay. Should have gone with some engineering degree or computer science

I just quit a maintenance job. Shit pay and I have tendinitis now thanks to it. Gonna use the money I saved up to go to trade school

Ok

I actually work at a gym on an overseas US military base. Get paid to unlock the doors, workout, eat, and browse the internet. Cost of living is so low in Germany and my barely minimum USD wage is more than the average german salary after their taxes.

How sad is your life that working retail is an unobtainable job?

I draw porn for furries and other assorted degenerates.
The commissions don't pay a lot but my country has a cheap cost of living so I make a decent amount of money this way.

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i'm an accounting student at a target planning to go big4...

is it really that bad user? is it not worth the struggle to get the exp?

Are you retarded? You have the technology to make heretofor unknown materials. Patents them stuff them in a pillow and make gorillians via your knowledge of materials science.