Gym stories

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>January 5th
>Just started a new routine (PPL nothing special)
>A lot of new faces in my gym
>see this teenager, around 16-17. Lets call him Joe
>you can clearly tell he is a loser
>but he is dedicated, you can tell
>he reminds me of myself when I started
>he is fat and has a very unpleasant face, lost genetic lottery
>somewhat feel bad for him
>he is still so young and pure
>see some random girls behind him
>they act as if they are about to puke
>Joe does notice it
>starts looking down
>his happy smile when he lifted is gone
>decide to go to him and cheer him up
>"hey dude you wanna lift with me"
>he starts smiling again
>"yes, you look like you know what to do"
>take a huge fart in the direction of the sluts
>"this time they better puke"
>we both burst in laughter
>had a nice session, i told him about greyskull and ice cream fitness
>told him to come here every week at the same time so I can check on him
>had a great session together yesterday
>I will look over his sholder for this year

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Why why can’t I have a gymbro like op
Where r u

I want a gym big brother :(

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Where were you when I needed you.

sorry guys, I live in germany.

>mfw can't progress on bench/test 1RMs anymore because no spotter while others out there have gymbros to watch over their shoulder and work out with them
I don't wanna do this anymore

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whole

nice

>be me
>hitting triceps
>walk over to machine
>a guy is using the machine
>finishes his set so I ask him if I can work in
>'Sure thing bro'
>I leave the same weight on the machine
>Since that machine has retarded numbers and no kg, I ask him if it was light weight, he says 'no it's not really'
>Start my set
>Bang out 8 easy reps
>He's like 'eh um yeah you know I'm tired'
>mfw I literally mogged someone without even wanting it

anons let me tell you the story of how i started lifting as an borderline autistic fag.

>be me
>be 21 broke loser university student in italy
>join nearby budget gym with no experience or personal trainer to get started
>"fuck it i just need to watch what ppl on youtube do to get big"
>start doing a few reps badly.
>notice someone that keeps an eye on me
>turn around to see bald huge short guy in his 50s with a white beard, almost looks like one of those greek deity statues body wise
>anxiety kicks in, get scared and simply walk out the gym
>always had fear of authoritarian type of people so decide to go early in the morning.
>"almost nobody there fuck yeah"
>start doing squats kinda badly
>look behind me through mirror. notice the same guy from yesterday.
>must've walked in while i was squatting.
>walks to me and says "hey you must be new around here, my name's Franco".
>"hi, i just started yesterday"
>"oh cool, need some help?"
>at first tought he must be some guy trying to sell some supplements or some shit to newcomers.
>he starts teaching me how to do the exercises and basically gives me a list of what to do on which day.
>tells me i have bad posture and shows me what exercises to do to fix it.
>chatting during pauses
>all this time i was thinking "fuck at the end he's gonna ask for money and i'm broke".
>he asks me to come to come on specific days and hours so he can show me the rest of exercises.
>show up on those days. teaches me about stuff like what to eat and cold showers
>find out he works as a guard at the city's military base. fucking based
>time passes starting to see results.
>introduces me to most people at the gym
>find out i actually got quite a good sense of humor
>wholesome mood most of the time
>mfw when franco cured most of my social anxiety alone just by talking
>gives me tips about things in life: get a job, a car, women etc
>never ever asked for anything in return

Crazy how one guy can have such a huge impact in someone's life

You are now officially Senpai.

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ach geh halt doch die fresse du duhmer hurensohn

bist ein scheiß larper geh dich fergraben

>bild relatiert bist du

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This is wholesome

t. T*rke

Awesome gym I go to that is ten bucks a month and has squat racks dumbells up to 170 pounds a bunch of machines and other shit is bought out by a CrossFit gym. Rates go up to 50 dollars a month. Removes a vast majority of the equipment for room for tire flipping. I know workout at planet fitness cuz it’s the only gym I can afford. First day I go and workout I start benching in the smith machine. Instantly all of what little Gains I’ve gotten over the few years I’ve lifted disappears, I grow a gut and my penis shrivels up permanently. My gf has recently cheated on me too.

Also a quick funny story that happened at the gym.
>8 months later
>walk in the gym and see franco looking at some newcomer in his teens doing squats
>"yo franco wassup"
>-"yo just checking out this guy's ass while he does squats"
>-"well it's quite a nice ass"
>-"i know right".
>-"don't worry kid it's 2017, we need to be OPEN"
>-"franco chuckles "
>"great form kid keep it up"
>start doing some chest presses
>pause time we start talking.
>out of franco's pocket falls a 2 euro coin
>"aren't you going to pick it up franco?"
>-"uh i'm old and my back hurts, user would u "bend" and pick it up for me ?"
>-"ugh i've done squats yesterday and my back still hurts so i can't. Hey alex(the new guy) would u mind picking it up?".
>-"ugh i've just finished squatting and my back hurts".
>guy on treadmill behind us starts laughing even tho he has headphones on
>"hey kid help an old guy out and pick it up"
>-"no thanks i'm not selling my ass for 2 euros"
>-"who said anything about selling your ass? u can just give the coin back"
>meanwhile some other woman in her 40 swoops in and takes it.
>"giulia u just killed the joke".
>we just laugh like idiots.

user will you please pick up the COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIINNNNN

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user du wahnsinnichäää

wusste gar nicht das er SO fett ist.

Grey skull and ice cream fitness

You tubers I’m guessing?

Kek

>be me, working legs with gf
>go to decent sized gym, has boxing room, sauna, pool, weights etc
>hit speedbag when we first get there cuz gf wants to learn
>see doucheasaurus Rex looking dude, crossfit meme type
>he's on the gazelle Richard Simons thing
>proceed to squat rack, he has now progressed to the dumb bells
>doing 30lb military presses, throwing weights down hard as fuck when he's done
>finish leg workout
>walk by sauna to go to dressing room
>retarded mofo has brought weights into the sauna and is now curling them


Wdf guys

This made me smile

>not curling in the sauna
never gonna make it