>hey user, is that a receding hairline? wow i thought you were healthy?
how is your response?
>hey user, is that a receding hairline? wow i thought you were healthy?
how is your response?
T-thanks
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Yeah I'm healthy, I just have shitty genes
Just flex a 'cep and say "how's this for a start?"
>implying it's bad enough for anyone but autists to notice
>implying I won't start using toppik if it starts getting really thin
Bitch I’ve been bald since i met you. Are you okay?
>not using toppik already before it even becomes a problem
I have a full head of hair because I'm not a sub human, what are you talking about?
>not using toppik since middle school
“Who the fuck are you and why are you wearing my night gown?”
You mean this full thick head of hair?
Pretty much this.
>Yeah I'm healthy as fuck but your sister keeps pulling my hair when we fuck
I would grab her boobie and run away lol
Shitty haircut aside, this is actually the best way to bald, where you still have a distinct hairline and the hair that's left still has decent thickness.
The WORST way to bald is when you have diffuse thinning all over and look brendan-tier. Your head looks like an unshaved scrotum and there's no options but shave it all.
> Well, I could get hair implants, but then I'd be just as fake as you.
you'd be going the same way retard
No he isn't head to /sci/ for a lesson on 8th grade logic
I don't have a receding hairline and never will based on my genetic heritage, so I don't need to worry about this scenario.
>hey you, are those not even C cups? wow i thought you were a real woman?
kekt
My hair's better than yours bitch.
>thotslayer blade begins to glow as i unsheathe it
forgive me, master
JUST
if she's that dumb you dont need to answer just walk away