Hey user, is that a receding hairline? wow i thought you were healthy?

>hey user, is that a receding hairline? wow i thought you were healthy?

how is your response?

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T-thanks

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Yeah I'm healthy, I just have shitty genes

Just flex a 'cep and say "how's this for a start?"

>implying it's bad enough for anyone but autists to notice
>implying I won't start using toppik if it starts getting really thin

Bitch I’ve been bald since i met you. Are you okay?

>not using toppik already before it even becomes a problem

I have a full head of hair because I'm not a sub human, what are you talking about?

>not using toppik since middle school

“Who the fuck are you and why are you wearing my night gown?”

You mean this full thick head of hair?

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Pretty much this.

>Yeah I'm healthy as fuck but your sister keeps pulling my hair when we fuck

I would grab her boobie and run away lol

Shitty haircut aside, this is actually the best way to bald, where you still have a distinct hairline and the hair that's left still has decent thickness.
The WORST way to bald is when you have diffuse thinning all over and look brendan-tier. Your head looks like an unshaved scrotum and there's no options but shave it all.

> Well, I could get hair implants, but then I'd be just as fake as you.

you'd be going the same way retard

No he isn't head to /sci/ for a lesson on 8th grade logic

I don't have a receding hairline and never will based on my genetic heritage, so I don't need to worry about this scenario.

>hey you, are those not even C cups? wow i thought you were a real woman?

kekt

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My hair's better than yours bitch.

>thotslayer blade begins to glow as i unsheathe it
forgive me, master

JUST

if she's that dumb you dont need to answer just walk away