Would you rather be

Would you rather be
>fucking jacked with a 5 inch penis
or
>a skinny fuck with a 9 inch penis

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Does your dick shrink when you gain weight or is it a hard reset? Id take skinny and hung and just bulk again, its easy if you know what youre doing

What is this retarded question?
Thots like skinny guys anyway, the real question is

9 inch penis, 5/10 loooks
or
5 inch penis, 9/10 looks

9 inch dick then i just lift hard and now im god himself lmao suck my new 9 inch dick you fucking inbred retard

lol i am already the second

A skinny fuck can get ripped, a small dick cannot grow.
The surgeries available are far from safe and not always effective. At best you'd have a 7 inch dick, they can't double your dick or even get close to doubling it.
A 9 inch dick is probably the biggest most girls you'd ever be with had seen. That is a huge confidence boost.
Meanwhile I'm packing a 7 incher and I know that most chicks have seen a bigger dick. It's like the minimum size for porn, which everyone has seen, so they may even think my cock is small.
Doesn't really fuck me up because I'm not an insecure faggot but I cannot deny that it would be cool to have the statistically likely biggest dick in any group of 1000 men.

depends if its permanent or not, id much rather be a dyel with a big dick and just go to the gym then be a meat titan with a tiny one

Damn, I used at least half of these copes. No way a woman wrote these, must be an insider.

how many can you check off this list?

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doesn't matter because I'll never get to use it anyway

Why do men like to humiliate themselves, why does anyone invest so much time into a chart.

Jow Forums is all about injecting insecurities directly into the bloodstream and then using them as fuel to lift.

>only a 7x5.5"
Fucking kill me now

>why do men like to humiliate themselves
Big fucking question user you're going to have to start with the Greeks
>why does anyone invest so much time into an image like this
Because it's fun, easy, and hilarious.

9/10 because of there are 100 women chasing you only a few of them will ever see your dick, and by then they don’t care
If you’re a 5/10 you’ll get at max 2 to 5 choices so your chances of ever putting it to use are zilch.

C O P E

Typical virgins with a big dick wanting the world to feel bad their pain so they try to mog dicklets

Always funny seeing this shit

kek
nigga you the coping one

imagine thinking 9 inches is the ideal length, women can't cum with any less than 11

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I have the same dick. Been with a woman whose husbands dick is huge, usually takes them 5 minutes just for him to get it in.

Whether mine is better or not i dont know, but she is more attracted to me and in the right angles she loves my dick.

Just learn how to use it better.

2nd one. Then I'd just work up to having a better body.

Come on bro, there are virgins in here that will believe this shit

7.5x6 here
I am going to make it bros?

tfw only 7.5x5.5 :(
hold me Jow Forums

>tfw skinny guy with 2 plate squat and 8in non-jewed penis

9 inches probably doesn't exist, as nothing even close to that has been measured in a legit study. So having one of those probably would be worth it for the novelty alone.

cope

retard

Eh?
It's rare, but I have no doubt in my mind that there people with 9"ers

I only date girls with small vaginas. So my average dick feels big.

What do you think is more likely, that every legit urological study on the subject is lying for god knows what reason or that people on the internet are either liars, can't measure or make a bunch of rounding errors? If you think the former, I've got a bridge to sell you.
I have yet to see a legit study that included one, I know percentile charts are sometimes include them but those are usually derived and not necessarily indicative of the actual measured range.

user, you realize that is way bigger than average right? For some girls it'll be too big?

I have 6.3 inches and my gf sometimes winces because I go too deep.

Go to the "bigdickproblems" subreddit and ask someone for proof.
I guarentee some one will take you up on the offer

>inb4 plebbit
Not an argument

What's weird is that I mostly hear women defending and promoting the "size doesn't matter" meme. I've heard like maybe 1-2 chicks who were about big dicks, but the "size does matter" meme is always spouted by dudes. Don't get me wrong, it makes logical sense that bigger is better* in this case (up to a maximum optimal size*)

they don't want to be called sluts, and they only say that shit around guys. the atmosphere changes when they're with women only.

5in dick 9 inches would suck

What was this comic originally? Giving the brown girl and lesbo and whiteness of the dissenters, imma guess it was someting political?

Size can matter but its not the end all be all for women. Sex is more mental for them than physical. Breaking her open with a monster dong is one way to win her over, and another way is to actually be good at sex. Women that have had good sex from an average dude might go ahead and rattle off the size doesnt matter stuff because she knows she can cum without a huge dingus, but women that have only had subpar sex (which is nearly all of them) will find themselves leaning more towards the size matters philosophy because when most dudes are dull in the bedroom, the only thing that can get them off is the idea that they're being rammed like a two dollar whore by a big dick and that the guy their with has a sexy persona because of it (even when he doesnt at all).

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>Thinking 11 inches is something to be proud of
No self respecting chick is going to stay with such a dicklet. If it's smaller than 15 inches, dont even try

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The real question is girth

You can fix being skinny

I only fuck hookers for 5 incher and fucking jacked.

absolute LOL at this complete dicklet genetic shit cope

Who fucking cares. I’m about 7/10 and I’m also 6ft2 but my dick is 6.2” x 4.2” and it’s never stopped me from fucking. Stop being insecure little faggots.

>15 inches
everyone knows a real woman likes a dick that's 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high

>r/bigdickproblems

Also I literally have a 9”x6.25”
Not that great tho, also have only barely lost my virginity and am a 6’1” 165lb DYEL

It's really rare.

There are like 3-4 guys in professional porn who are 9 inches.

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>muh diks dont event know about muh tongue
If you can’t touch your tongue to your nose commit sodoku
It’s really easy to make a girl cum just by licking the clit

I have a 5'5 dick and just got laid a few days ago, as long as you're good looking not many girls will care how big your dick is unless they're size queens or you're below average

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only true non virgin response

getting pussy or pleasuring a thot have nothing to do with your dicksize unless its 3''

If you take any of the memes posted on this board seriously you need to stop coming here and sort your life out.

What's "fucking jacked"?

Personally, I think it's totally useless to waste our time on such topics.
Dick can't be enlarged, period: you're stuck with what nature has given you. It's better to focus your attention on working on what can be changed (i.e. physical shape, personality issues, etc.).
Focusing attention on the dick's size is just frustrating and useless: there's no way to enlarge it. The "miraculous" methods (like the in-famous "jelqing") are harmless scams when you're lucky, or stupid shit that can permanently damage your penis (leaving you impotent) when you're not so lucky.
Penis enlargement surgery is risky, it adds no more than 1/1,5 inches, and the penis functionality stays the same. It's recommended only for people with severe micropenis conditions, and even in this case doctors leave this option as the last one.

Focusing on improving what you can improve is way more useful and satisfying. And if you don't have a 9 inch cock with immense girth, learn how to use what you have properly. I have a 5,5 one (never misured girth, though), and stopped scratching my head about it long ago.

It's really rare, 1 in 100 million Tier. If someone on the Internet Claims 9"+ you can be 99.9% sure he's e-statting or measuring wrong. Most likely that person wouldnt even make it to 8" in an official measurement

lmao, you're comparing yourself to 3 inches. that's like saying you're better than a 5 year old child.

9/10. What the fuck she gonna do when you already naked, especially when your dick is only slightly below average? Get up, get dressed, and leave? How's she gonna know if you're slightly below average anyways?

>Shit, let me get out this tape measure. You know I don't fuck anything below a six

Get fucking real.

wtf you even trying to say faggot
atleast make a fucking sentence that actually make sense

>5'2" height
>6 inch length, 5 inch girth penor

Hmm I don't know OP, do I want to be an athletic Greek god with an adequate penis or a weak DYEL with a useless penis.

Truly a difficult choice

It's more of a fetish thing really. If you got a big dick she's gonna more aroused by it more obviously. And that can eventually lead to her bragging about being with a guy with a big dick and that in turns causes her girlfriends to treat you more differently. If you like better and more fun sex then the big dick is the better choice. A girl getting disappointed at your tiny dick can be a big hit to your personal self worth.

Look at these responses, they always seem to have this angry, nervous energy to them. You never hear a dicklet say anything good about guys with big dicks.

eyy brother, im 6.3 as well. Used to destroy my 5' ex gf

6'' checking in and thots drunk text me

virgins ITT will never understand that putting all that stress on their penis size is meaningless when they should focus on their attractiveness

There is no such thing as a legit study. You would have to force guys to participate. There are too many who would be embarrassed to only accept who shows up.

the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me was being a senior in college and after having a fight with my girlfriend, she gets back at me by fucking this 140 lb absolute twink freshman with a solid 9 inch cock with 6 inch girth, thing was massive, and I know because she filmed him assfucking her and blew up my phone with the vid and pics while I was asleep

after almost killing myself I realized I was a fat shit and the truth of the matter is that girls love skinny guys, especially skinny guys with big cocks, it's the ideal combo

anyway that was a few years ago and I'm still not really recovered, but I still fucking hate skinnyfags to this day

>saying good things about guys with big dicks

kek
faggots these days

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stop being such a S O Y. Crying over a girl that cheated on you. Are you fucking retarded or what?

holy shit based
dicklet got BTFO

You’re a fucking retard, I can’t really say it any other way. If I’m being a dicklet by saying that women don’t really care about size and much as men do, then so be it. I’ll be out fucking sluts with my 6.2”x4.2”, it ain’t stopping me.

loool
look at this cuck, your girl cheated on you because you ugly as fuck with average penis and gave her no pleasure whatsoever

you're literally chad fuck off fag

Then that implies the actual average would be even lower than the ~5" it is.

you didn't see the video bro, it was brutal, it was basically cuck porn, she didn't do half that shit with me that she did with some faggot barely out of high school

life is all about pain and how to endure it

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4 inches is average. I don't have time for size queens; the vaginal canal can't even fit anything longer than 3.75inches.

>4 inches
>average
That's well above average. The actual average is 2 inches.

Why? There are all sorts of men who are bigger than that who wouldn't want to participate either--and for the same reasons. They just wouldn't be comfortable doing it.

How did she find this guy and know hes got a sub? Did she walk around grabbing guys dicks through school untill she found him? Either way that fucking sucks

link it
>inb4 i deleted it

Exactly, you can easily tell who the virgins are in this thread kek

>2 inches

1 inch is the true median.

>19cm average length
Average dick length in USA is 14cm, UK 13cm, The biggest dicks are found in Congo, average 18cm.

Such a shitty pic.
google for usa and uk, others
averageheight.co/average-penis-size-by-country

9 incher and go for Zach Hill aesthetics

>not fucking his boipucci to reestablish dominance

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you guys love bragging about your 6 inchers

>Caring what women think
Pfff, doesn't matter I'm just here to shove my cock into a warm hole. I'd remind them they are no more useful than a heated cocksleeve.

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Stay mad virgin

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>posting incel charts designed to make dicklets feel better about themselves

she knew him through her group of friends, he fucked all of them, guess he was the campus bull or something

haha yeah bro i saved the full vid of me getting horrendously humiliated just to keep reminding myself of the worst day of my life haha

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5.5 is average, most bitches haven’t been fucked by a 7 inches. I’m 7.5 and I hit cervix on anything that isn’t a land whale.

Forgot pic

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I'm going to spell this out so even a subnormal inbred like you can understand ok? First, you should be fucking glad. She was going to cheat on you anyways, so be glad that she did it sooner rather than later. The fact that you're still hung up about this just proves how much of a fucking pillock you are. Second, it literally doesn't matter what she did or did not do with him. She was doing it to get back at you. She would have fucked the downy midget at your school if she thought that would have done it. Third, shut the fuck up about not recovered. How much of a fucking mutant do you have to be to not recover from a cheating high school whore? Get over yourself you mank twat. Jesus Christ you absolute weapon. I bet you still look at her profile on facebook and cry yourself to sleep. You're fucking pathetic.

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>no actual racism.

Yeah, nah thanks

Did you actually read my post? I've said that it's useless to bang your head on the wall for something you can't have. There's no anger in what I've written.
I have no bitter feelings towards gifted guys. I'd have one too, if it were possible.

>better choice
You're talking like you can choose the size you wish. I was not answering to OP's question, I was talking in general.

I actually needed this user. Not the OP but sometimes I get hung up over an ex from 5 years ago. I decided to become more career focused and ignoring women who want to date.

Totally this. That's what I meant when I said to focus on things of yourself that you can change (attractiveness is one of them)

>user, you realize that is way bigger than average right? For some girls it'll be too big?
Y-yea of course I realize haha. I was just memeing hahaha. Of course I've had sex before hahaha