Fph Sign Language edition

Fph Sign Language edition youtu.be/01LAy2Q6YzU

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A they/them wrote this too lmao

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youtu.be/MaCzh31sYbc
Why do Mexicans think it’s wrong to be fat? Have they been infected by (((them)))?

And that’s the tea sis

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Vid and pic unrelated to each other I just don’t wanna make a new post for both of them

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die

>people

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>Animorphs reboot
Why, the book series was perfect as is.

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youtu.be/NDtygpzybHk

Welcome to Jow Forums hell.

>women of size
hold me Jow Forums

Based people poster

Looks like she would be seen snorlaxing half a dozen whopper combo meals at BK with her homosexual life partner

I fucking love Animorphs. I still read the Ellimist Chronicles every once in a while. Massive amounts of feels and nostalgia from that series.

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I have most of the books, including all of the chronicle spin-offs. Too bad there was never a Taxxon Chronicle haha

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Smoking and doing drugs is at least sexy and cool.

Jow Forumsing the post respobding to the image of landwhales smashing scales with a hammer, and one of them bashing them with a fucking Guitar Hero guitar

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You're goddamn right.

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I don't understand why this is the solution he came up with instead of just losing weight.

I'm so glad I'm not retarded.

I hate people

Bidet master race. He’s still a fat degenerate though

Does this hurt? I only image the fat cushioning you from he impact wouldn't hurt so much.

>Life... uh... finds a way.

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On one hand, I'm glad some fatties don't stink like literal shit anymore thanks to his advice, always could use more of that.
On the other hand, it's alarming that so many people found the "trick" useful.

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>when have of your body has rotted away
This isn't even funny anymore. This is just sincerely concerning.

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You mean disgusting. I'm not sure that thing is still human.

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What did he mean by this, what us he trying to say?

poster people
>based

He's saying exercising to lose weight is fatphobic and horrible, but he coincidentally lost weight doing some bullshit and is very happy about it.

So basically he's retarded.

This reminds me of the Zora king in ocarina of time moving sideways

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It's the tale of what happens when a /v/irgin gains the powers of a god. If they were ever to try and reboot that animorphs show, they should try that movie. It really stands on its own.

Okay, I have done this, and let me tell you why. Because I am anorexic, and went to a residential treatment center for eating disorders, and did this as a therapeutic activity to try to begin severing our obsession and horrible (I refuse to use the word "toxic") relationship with scales. We would compulsively use our scales to weigh ourselves far more than several times a day, every day, to desperately see if we lost any weight throughout the day as we continued to starve ourselves, or, if we allowed ourselves to eat, underate in pursuit of our thinnest selves. We were encouraged to write down the intrusive, obsessive thoughts we had regarding our weight and our sick need for scales to show us that we were worth living because we were skinny, but it was never enough. We were never skinny enough. The number on the scale was always too high. We were always too fat.

This activity was designed to start to challenge that thinking and those obsessive thoughts. We stuck our written-down notes to some bathroom scales the treatment center provided us, and one by one, we took a sledgehammer to our scales to literally beat our sick, obsessive thoughts, the lies our minds wouldn't stop feeding us, to pieces. It was hard as fuck to do, but I managed to do it, and I feel that it benefitted me greatly to begin to open myself to the possibility of recovery from the horror that is anorexia. I'm still in recovery, and trying to actually eat and think normally is still one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, but I'm doing it every day.

And that is why I smashed a scale. What excuse do these hamplanets have?

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I guess in their minds they have anorexia too

How many times in a year does this occurr? Mildly impressed, honestly not sure I could do 9 reps of fat flops with 600lbs of shit on top of me.

OC?

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Is Animirphs /our YAfiction/?

Wat the fukk is hashimoto? Some made up self diagnosed fat person delusion?

>Hashimoto's thyroiditis, also known as chronic lymphocytic thyroiditis and Hashimoto's disease, is an autoimmune disease in which the thyroid gland is gradually destroyed.
it's a serious disease that delusional fatties have used to claim that they can't lose weight because they have a thyroid imbalance

Eternally based

only if the person doing it is sexy

We've come full circle lads and I want to die

>It's the tale of what happens when a /v/irgin gains the powers of a god
Yep. But it was the specific game that he played which caused me to instantly fall in love with the book. I've always been into god games like Spore (even though it sucked), grand strategies, simulations, etc. I love seeing timelapses too. The concept of a game where the the point is to make the most minor change that will cause your species to conquer the other, then to watch a timelapse of the evolution of those societies is my dream. It goes to the core of my INTJ autism. Then the rest of the novel was interesting as well and drew on some fundamental mythological and philosophical motifs and really encapsulated the animorph universe.

Definitely. 28yr old here.

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>be a 500 lb corpse
>too heavy to be carried by pallbearers and too heavy to be let down in a grave slowly
>get cremated instead
>burn the crematorium down

ONLY
IN
AMERICA

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I was say this is a blue board but I can't tell if those tits are a guy's or girl's and there are no genitals...

>porkkler

[SPOILERS] The Ellimist as a character is so well fleshed out in that book too. It's not merely that the concept of the games he plays where the tiniest of changes has huge consequences is so good, it's that those tiny changes have huge consequences within him too. Defeating Father with music helped him overcome his despair at his isolation and loneliness, and the way he struck back against Crayak helped him accept that what happened to his planet will inevitably happen again many times, which he fought so hard against for a thousand years prior to meeting him, but also that life is tenacious enough to prevail in spite of that. In the main series I really liked how he was a twist on the Gandalf figure by having all his lessons and gifts come with a monkey's paw-type catch, and the Ellimist Chronicles shows so well why he does those things.

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Look at the hair, I don't think a man would wear a pink scrunchie.

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>fatmisia
WHAT

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>Damn, that's a big hole

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>The notes below

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At this point losing weight should be easier, all ypu have to do is NOT EAT

>#notyourbefore
and thank god for that

Fasting for a year now!!!

nothing wrong with drugs and dieting
what is "general reckless behavior"?

How do I into /animorph/

#HAES

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>Okay, I have done this, and let me tell you why. Because I am anorexic,
I would love to see the video of a skellie frantically struggles in an attempt to lift a sledge hammer.

she's correct about thinness not equating to healthiness but obesity does equate to unhealthiness

Fucking kek

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Sabriel is also an acceptable Jow Forums YA material

Damn 10/10 Bantz from that kid

this kid is gonna make it.

That kid? Chad Thundercock

>not bloatmaxxing since you were 5
never gonna make it

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All of these statements they hold up sound like they were written by kids.

Fatmisia is a 1940 animated film produced by Walt Disney

>going back through childhood favorites through audiobooks
>Keys to the Kingdom, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Eragon
>tfw only Animorphs audiobooks are fan-made
Downloading now, I hope they're bearable

>You don't get fat from eating
YOU DO FROM OVER EATING YOU FAT PIG. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

>food moralizing
>fatties are now considering their food as friends and equivalate "pizza is bad for you" to shitting on their friends
Wrong poster is right. These are not people.

I want to take a moment and say, there will never be another poster as based as this poster. No OP'd deliverance will ever be as based as this man. No Jow Forumsitician will ever be as redpilled as this man. This poster's likeness is the goal which all other posters strive for. He is is both the Alpha and the Omega of based, and the beginning, and the end of redpilled.

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+150xp for the Afterlife kill

Amazing. This six minute video feels like two hours

Youtube life hack: speed up videos to get through them faster (perfect for bingwatching) first start on 1.25 to get use to it then get use to 1.5 and finally 2x. Enjoy binging :)

What does the guy do at the very end of the video? Looks like he casually walks over to grab at where its genitals would normally be

your underwear is showing

Fats are mentally children

>consuming less is a capitalist scam

Requesting the pic of that one fattie complaining about anal discharge from that fat-absorption drug.

Honestly that's child abuse. The gubmint should take away this kid because her parents are just killing her slowly.

>they/them
Yeah “she” for sure weighs enough to be multiple people

Jokes on you, I wouldn't befriend a fatso

>diet culture is a capitalistic scam
>sent while gorging on mcdonald's and quenching thirst with coke.

>Eragon
i miss being too young to realize how much of a rip-off that series was

animorphsforum.com/ebooks/
All the books, in chronological and release date order

t. gains goblin jelly of her ungodly bloat

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