Who /cocoonmode/ here?

Who /cocoonmode/ here?

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my gf is desu

You lucky bastard, how did you find her?

Went to hit on girls at a horse competition 30 mins south of uni.

Cringe, kys

I'm in perma cocoon mode but involuntarily

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>t. never banged a crazy horse girl

im in long distance relationship and cocoon mode at the same time get on my level faggots

they arent crazy please dont be mean

no but they will always compare you to a horse

Oh shit, I was like that for way too long, but now that I'm about to move the nightmare is finally going to end.

not true my aunt was a horse girl and was completely normal and not obsessed just rode

Heavy smell of alcohol and piss, flickering ceiling lights, graffiti on the walls. A dealer climbs over the bum in his way to get new drugs from his cache.
"Some change?" asks one of the sad figures. The shaky little voice is barely understandable over the loud gypsy music from the other end of this run-down subway tunnel.
The working populace runs past these whimpering creatures. One or the other drops a few coins on the floor. They are hastily collected, promising another day of booze and bliss. For its inhabitants, this tunnel is truly the paradise on earth.
BAM! One of the bums hits the floor and does not move.
Ali from the kebab shop at the tunnel entrance looks briefly to the bum. If he goes about it the right way, he won't have to buy meat tomorrow.

this guy... this guy is on top of things

damn i need an autistic horse gf again

"Cocoon mode" is a cope mechanism trap you shouldn't fall for.

1) It'll make your life harder in the long run, specially when pursuing meaningful relationships.
2) It severely limits your oportunities in the present and near future. E.g. You might miss better job opportunities, getting to know valuable people, etc.
3) Its whole defense it's based on a false dichotomy of living like an hermit or a party animal, both lifestyles which quickly become unsustainable after 25.

You don't have to a social butterfly to function right in society, just get on track of getting your shit together and start meeting, talking with and doing more things with people you think you might get along and it'll work out.

>tfw cocoon so long you forget you’re in a cocoon and never want to go out but it’s dark inside and you’ll always be a worm

I went into cocoon mode after my gf broke up with me. Been making the best gains of my life. And am now working on filming a movie with my friend. Life is good when you're not a slave to the pussy jew

t. incoon

>filming a movie with my friend

mmmhmmm....i think we all know what that means (gay porn)

BASED COCOON MODE UNTIL SUMMER STARTS

>left cocoon mode because tired of being a loser
>fell for a girl who doesnt like me
>go to parties i hate
>waste tons of money
>losing gains
yup this normalfag life isnt for me lads

It's a fucking meme dude, please don't fall for it.
I went cocoon mode for around 5 months, I made some of the best fitness progress in my life but the lack of social interaction robbed me of the little social skills I had left. I'm starting a new semester of college and I've come to realize I have no fucking clue how to talk to people when it was pretty easy for me before.
>do nothing but stare at my phone at group gatherings
>all my jokes got really awkward and unrelatable (realizing this hurt the most since my humor was my one decent social skill before this, could make girls laugh all the time)
>mumble whenever I speak
>feels impossible to make eye contact
I'm hoping this is all temporary and I'll eventually get it all back but I'm not going to hold my breath. It feels like it's all gone for good and I'm doomed to social retardation now that I starved myself of human interaction for so long.

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agreed. The only thing I think helped pull me out of cocoonmode was realizing that you're never "finished". There's never a point where you stop improving or honing yourself/your craft etc.

Even with your mental issues/traumas, the pain never goes away but you learn to deal with it better and better everyday.

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it's supposed to be short-term thing, ideally

i cocooned for about 3-4 months after I graduated college, because I needed time to get over some internal problems that had remained unaddressed because I was too fucking busy. but you're right, if one only ever introspects in isolation, many opportunities will be missed

been cocoon mode sine i was in high school now 27. involuntarily. life is the worst you can imagine and been in a cocoon so long i dont even want to meet people i just want to hurry up and die

what would cocoon mode for girls look like. boys don't hurt your feelings? no 18 y.o. BF breaking up with you for a 35 year old man?

I've been in cocoon mode for 26 years now
t. 26 year old

kek. the guy who made this sure was really salty about his gf breaking up with him for a 35 year old man

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Social coccoon, anyone?

Attend social shit out of compromise but only once a month or so.

You gotta keep a network going in case you need a new job

Did you write this user

Maybe try writing a book dude. You have a decent writing style

>all my jokes got really awkward and unrelatable
How the FUCK do I fix this?
Been browsing this stupid site for 10 years now and I only find stupid Jow Forums-tier shitposting stuff funny anymore.

more

Stop using the internet as often

Dummy

you don't, you find friends irl who are down with that humor. living life any other way is living in captivity.

>tfw weird and angry guy but can make everyone laugh just not worth having as a friend
>type of humor i find hilarious is cum town podcast
>will never make friends like nick mullen

This

you are a nigger and you are writing is not sublime AND nothing new

Your writing trys to be poetic and sublime but you don't have the skill for it. Instead, study writers like Houellebecq and Ballard for inspiration, also look at Orwells technique of subtractive writing.

Did it the last 6 years more ro less and it ruined my life

Same here. Fuck I hate it

Genius.

If you're in LA I'm an actor *wink wink*

>Waiting to be happy
It doesn’t work this way.

Honestly I dont get how you autistics dont thrive in social environments, I make stupid jokes say inappropriate and politically incorrect things all the time and if it ever gets to the point where people seem uncomfortable i just say
oops forgot how to people thanks autism normies eat that shit up

>oops forgot how to people thanks autism normies eat that shit up
yikes

lads this is good and all but how do i get out of cocoon mode?

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Yikes all you want but I embrace my cringe bro

You're not becoming a better person if you aren't constantly around people and actually take time getting in all kinds of social situations.
Social gains atrophy just as easily as muscle ones.

yikes and offpilled

Try not drinking.

Just laugh at different shit lmao

I'm planning on becoming that 35 year old man

fuck off back to r*ddit, feelsfag

I am going to try this cocoonmode that of which you speak of sir. See you in 6 month faggots. Good day

Had this happen to me during high school at the beginning of every year because I would spend most of the summer with a shit sleeping schedule (either sleeping all day or getting no sleep at all), doing nothing but play games and watch videos, with the only social interaction being talking to my parents for about an hour max a day. Would take the entire year to regain an social skill I had left and then by the end I'd be left back to my shithole for another 3 months.

My social skills have their ups and downs now. Depends on my mood, and I'm sure it's like that for a lot of people, so, I think you'll be alright. Just don't go full cocoon again, always keep in touch with others.

>He thinks he can come out of it
user, I...

>Ali from the kebab shop at the tunnel entrance looks briefly to the bum. If he goes about it the right way, he won't have to buy meat tomorrow.

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I think I'm about to enter cocoon mode. I just decided to drop out of uni and I need some time to work out what the fuck to do with myself and fix all my awful habits/behaviours.

What a pathetic post. Keep crying yourself to sleep until your inevitable suicide subhuman

Portsmouth?

Drive down the streets of New York with an air raid siren in the bed of your truck. People like nick will flock to you.

Ignore this literary critic wannabe fag who can't even spell "tries" right. Fuck you and your whole family.

Kind of me, lifting, school and work is my life. Want a gf but at the same time I dont, i have my own shit to figure out before i can focus on someone else

i want to get diagnosed so i can do this but i know no one will ever hire me if i do.