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Welcome to /fraud/, the steroids and blogposting general. You must be at least 1g deep to ride this ride.

Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read the r/steroids wiki:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Yes, it's reddit, but it's a good resource.

SARMs are a waste of money. They aren’t going to do much for you, stop asking about them. Flush them down the toilet if you've already bought some.

Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual.

Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.

No source talk allowed.

This isn't a medical forum. Stop asking for medical advice and go to a doctor.

Previous

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All females should be legally required to be able to squat 405 by the age of 18

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Previously on froud

>gym has a snow day
"fucking pussies" - 47

>those toothbrushes are fucked
This is now dental health general

>local man claims tren e and tren a are different chemicals, now claims npp and deca are different chemical compounds.
No, stop. Don't do that.

>FUCKING CHINKS EATING CATS REEEEE
-masT

>suicider gets overdosed gear and complains about it

>testify triggered to the fucking stratosphere by returning undisputed triggering champion Trenboy

is high E2 killing libido a myth?

it seems like it only affects it if youre like, golfball lump gyno levels of high estrogen.

meanwhile mistaking your AI a bit can do an insane amount of damage to your dick sessions

I would take a stab and say high e2 doesn't kill libido, but the ratio of e:t would kill libido if the estrogen was too high and the testosterone was normal.

On my blast I was on 100mg of tren a, 100mg test prop, 100mg test suspension and 100mg anadrol daily, my E2 was at 400+ pg/mL in my final blood test, but I had no side effects associated with high e2. The only thing me and the doctor could come up with was that because the testosterone was through the roof, it didn't matter because the ratio was still seen as in range by my body, so who the fuck knows. Like, literally no effects to do with high e2, I was blown away when I heard the number. This was with no ai, as per my usual modus operandi.

Low or crashed e2 is killer, I've seen it happen to 3 guys now.

I don't touch the stuff unless I'm coming off a blast and need to reign it back in line with the dropping test level.

Sup Brahms. No longer have to wear a back brace. Still packing the wound with iodine gauze. Minor infection.

Stay classy and take care of your backs.

*I don't touch ai unless I need to reign my E2 back in line

Inb4 "why let it get there in the first place"
What is homeostasis.

High E2 can lead to a plethora of problems that make libido the least of your worries.

High BP is no joke.

I hardly had issues with libido. Just the orgasms and dull feeling during sex was a bigger issue.

Are you essentially the irony poster with a trip?

Irony poster?

Intentionally saying stuff like homeostasis for the irony of it.

I like it.

Unless you're serious in which I'm extremely confused.

I'm being dead serious bro. I've never had an issue with high e2 readings. As of 3 days ago, on 500mg test-e, I'm at 124/81 BP. I can tell you my E2 would be above range. I haven't touched ai since I came down to cruise in October.

What are you confused about?

Jesus god I'm jealous of how your body reacts to gear then.

I bloated like a fucking cunt and had E2 nearing high 200s when I didn't take AI on my first cycle and when I DID I just crashed it until I took it regularly.

Fuk

Oh boy forgot my trip

been on 4 cycles and have never taken a single blood test. main reason for this is im afraid my clinic might snitch to the government. i just look in the mirror and see if everythings fine

>Just the orgasms and dull feeling during sex was a bigger issue.


thats practically as bad as crashed e2 limp dick nigga.

Should I leave my gf for this nigerian dimepiece hooker? She swears she stopped hookering but I dunno lol

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Yea, I'm a fucking anomoly. No ai, no caber on high test high tren blasts. Hate me.

Doctor - patient confidentiality.

My doctor lets me get bloods as much as my insurance can cover without deeming me a risk factor.

Anything more then that, I will pay out of pocket.

>Fuck girl's brains out and make her raw while you can't bust a nut
>She wants to be raw dogged into submission agian
>Keep going until she literally cannot keep up anymore
>Have her around your dick until your E2 is back to normal and you just hate fuck her to get your nut next time.

I mean I liked it better when they praised my "stamina" than being laughed at when my cock couldn't get up regardless.

Granted, it's a hell of a show seeing some dumb cunt suck a flaccid dick so desperately while she's in heat lmao

>just look in the mirror and see if everythings fine
Lmfao

sorry lol got busy.

per what you said last thread trenboy, part of the reason im hesistant is exactly what you described; cortisol has a wide range of effects on the body, including immune function. intentionally dropping it below natural levels is potentially very dangerous especially combined with whatever else said guinea pig is taking. theres a not impossible chance you fuck your shit up, worse than just some bad bloodwork. all of my shit is theory; i cant find anyone whos tried this in a medical context so we are truly in the unknown.

that being said, i hit one of my pals and he said he had a roomie who tried it. described him as psychotic so im sure we're in good company, will try to milk some hard numbers and deets out of him (no homo)

Btw my gf doesnt look nearly as good. Smh

Also i feel this talks about me
Dunno lol

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It's an interesting premise, let us know what you come up with, if not only for the knowledge.

I feel sick.

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fuck no

Did instathot block you yet?

No.

Good to have you back trenboi

im so glad that trenboy patrolled testify last thread kek
whats wrong bb

I hate almost everything about me.

there is an entire thread of autistic steroid addicts that like you brah, cheer up

I like you and you are my friend.

My dear, I feel like you are the epitome of high school angst, when I see you I think of 3 Days Grace, or Crossfade playing in the background.

I love you though
How's it been?

You can't make me pretty though. I just keep adding things to list of shit I need to fix about myself.

I like you too.

I liked 3 Days Grace they got spoiled by my dad though when he found out I was listening to them, he started listening to them. They had some good songs.


>How's it been?
I just want this year to be done. Next year will be better because I'll have completed close to everything I want done to myself.

My roids which were suppose to arrive today, didn't. That made me annoyed.

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I'm not sure if you ever mentioned your relationship with your father.

But that makes it sound quite endearing if he's listening to something you enjoy, perhaps trying to establish that rapport or connection with your interests.

You into Three Doors Down at all? Or Chevelle?

It's barely two weeks into the new year, gotta give it time my friend. So far I'm just full of anxiety cause last year was a wreck but I'm just giving it a decent change for once.

what did trenboy do to testify? testify seems like an ok dude though.

i mean cmon we're all frauders. we need to stand together against the misinformed natties and the fat powercopers.

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1g test e
600 tren e
400 mast e
50mg dbol 6w on off on

hows the winter blast look boys? keen as fuck to watch the scale move 2kg and look exactly the same after spending hundreds on this blast and sacrificing my health

nah but biggest run ive done before this was
375 test e
450 tren a
100mg proviron

time to get freaky???

testify called trenboy sloppy so trenboy made fun of testifies love handles and testify kept spamming go back to plg like a sore loser baby

damn. hope they make up soon.
plg is the true enemy, the way they deceive newbies into chasing pure strength prs and end up looking like shit after 5 years of training.

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i cant stop laughing at the idea that testify actually thinks trenboy is dyel HJAHAHAHA im chuckling to myself at 3:30 am over how stupid testify is

/fraud/ is just as bad getting newbies hooked on gear for the rest of their lives. Lets be honest once u hop on the gear there is no going back.

Lol this was back when I was like 12-13. He always liked metal and rock, it influenced my musical taste growing up but I usually just listen to whatever sounds good now. I never felt comfortable around him growing up.

I remember he actually did take me to a Trivium/Disturbed concert when I was like 14-15 and I just remember it being one of the most anxiety inducing events in my life. I didn't want to go in the first place but I didn't want to say no or else he'd get angry because he already bought the tickets and he'd think I'm just saying no to spite him or something. Then during the concert I felt like I had to maintain this state of being into what was happening enough to make him happy that he didn't "waste the ticket" on me but not being too into it that it was obvious I was acting for his sake. It was seated as well so it's not like I could have ditched him and every few minutes he would look at me and make sure I was paying attention to the concert and not on my phone.

I haven't spoken to him in almost 5 years and I don't plan speaking to him until he's in the grave and I can tell him fuck you or it's over a contract giving me a few hundred thousand dollars for forgiveness.

>You into Three Doors Down at all? Or Chevelle?
I know of them. Never listened to them. Mostly into Japanese and Russian music these days.

This year is going to suck because nothing will actually happen, it's all prep for next year. I wish I was born a cute girl.

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What program should I follow for aesthetic gains if I’m a 130 lb 6’4 skelly
>inb4 gomad or eating

PPL with as much volume as you force is retard proof.

if you do this while on steroids you will have to eat a truly ridiculous amount of food to gain any amount of weight at all

I did it. Put on 22kg.

That isn't 405, she has a few lighter plates on there.

Her open leg width over dick ratio is pretty poor too.

crock of shit. "no going back" is when you shut your natural test production down blasting like rich piana, years on end with high doses.

i have been cycling 7 years now on reasonable doses. i do my ais and pcts and get my bloods checked twice a year. everything comes out a-ok. stop spreading fake shit when you've never even tried it. just say you're afraid of needles and go.

What did they mean by this?

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My friend gave me his laptop since he got it new but barely used it, and got himself a newer one.

But I just stumbled across a bunch off photos that saved off his cloud onto this hard drive and it has some nudes from his ex.

I'm slightly conflicted but got the biggest boner right now. She's not attractive at all but this got me confused.

Hory shit.

>those raunchy photos of your ex made my cock really hard bro
>delete them before she finds out and sues for revenge porn

Thus is the conflicted feeling and irony of the situation.

Gonna see if I can just wipe the hard drive but this was pretty exciting to see for once.

I miss being single god damn it. (nothing to do with his ex, just the idea of another woman.)

>the idea of being with another woman I find ugly and unattractive is so exciting

Just wipe the hard drive and forget you ever stumbled into this situation.

I mean... on a blast

a hole is a hole

Post teaser so we know what you're talking about. For science.

No worries, I do shameful things too with women when blasting.

I wish, alas the blue board banhammer

Partially the reason I love my girlfriend so much because she's into some weird shit and it makes the blasts so much more bearable

Ms paint it up bro

I got nothing better to do.

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I'm currently off-cycle as currently international, hit me up with a med list and I'll do it practically immediately.

With have bloods done in a few days anyway

My sides

I like you crucy, you're a little cutie that reminds me of myaelf

Got to admit, nevermind. May have started listening out of selfishness to enjoy something you liked for himself.

I don't know though.

What are you prepping for next year?

2020 is gonna be a train wreck from all the good that is going on in the world. But as an individual you might as well make it fun.

Glad someone appreciates real art.

What the fuck is with captcha and all the goddamn traffic lights.
FUCK

Traffic light captcha is meme tier they are using you to teach their self driving cars how to recognize traffic lights that’s why you have to do five of them with no error message to be able to post

People say that a lot to me. I seem to remind everyone of themselves and that's why people tend to baby me. The same reason that my friend at work is trying so hard to wingman me is because he sees himself in me.

Even Jap girl said she got maternal feelings towards me, she said she got the feeling that she wanted to take care of me.

This makes me feel slightly better. I keep thinking I'm too retarded to click the right photos so they keep repeating.

As unfortunate as it is alot of people crave some kind of coddling.

My girlfriend is very motherly in how she holds me or calms me down when I'm pissed off because I explained to her my upbringing. But doesn't mean she sees me as some puppy dog. I'll still fuck her til she can't walk. Or murder someone who tries to hurt her. I'll act like a man in public. But I never really feel insulted or emasculated. My family on the other hand think I'm a fucking retard and condescend to me but babying me, so there's where I can say it's a problem.

Don't take it too negatively.

We like u bb

The only difference is that most people who are saying that are referring to their teenage years, not like you who is almost in his mid 20

You are already classified as a beta orbiter to her

oh shit the big guy is here

Jokes on her, she has the same attachment issues as me.

So what size syringes does everyone use? I know for needles it's 23 to pull and 21 to inject but I don't understand syringe sizes

After the recent UK ugl busts some labs are trying to charge £45+ plus for Tren E kek
Thats 50euro or 57usd

Who is paying that

lmao pls be b8

best post on fraud in ages

>almost mid 20s

Why do you even phrase it like this? It's so retarded. You just say early 20s?

Jesus fucking christ stop fucking dating hookers. They are the lowest of the lowest, literally fucked by 10000 dicks.

She only wants to ''date'' you because she knows you have money and want to leech you until she can attach herself to the next victim. That's how they think and always will think

It's not about public only dumb ass she will constantly play these emotional games with you, she wants to lose. The day she controls you in these kinda games it;s basically over for you.


Because i know it's more triggering to you.

Have you ever checked your test levels during your high test blasts? Just asking to get a reference point.

If anyone else did high test blast, please share your bloodwork results.

It triggers me because it's not good English.

What's the point if i know that my gear is legit.

>Coping answer
Typical crusader

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It's not but if it's any consolation I'm not on a cycle and I don't plan on starting until I know everything, hence the question

Dude doctors can easily tell if you are a roid just by performing an ECG.

>What's the point
I did bloods on saturday and i got >2600ng/dl on 200mg per week. All i know is that 500mg should put anyone over 2000ng, but it's hard to find any actual bloodwork results for a given dose.

Other way round bud, 21g to pull and 23g to pin.
Personally i wouldnt use those sizes though.

Doesnt really matter what you draw with but i wouldnt pin anything below 25g unless you are doing a ton of oil every week.
If you are >15% bf then you can probably get away with slins and 27g which are lovely to use.

Syringe sizes correlate to how much oil you will use.
For a blast I run 2.5ml luer locks and for cruise either slins and/or braun 1ml luer slip

>that sixhead

FUCKING KEK

She looks like a dollar store Azealia banks

I love my forearms.

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needs more jpeg faggot

we have to go bigger

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ahhh ok that's cleared a lot up thank you! I've seen pics of people using big fuck of cartoon sized syringes and little diabetic looking syringes so I got confused.
Cheers m8!

Like most things it will come down to what works for you.
Some medical supplies sites sell a "kit" of everything needed for a cycle or blast, get one of those and then you can make your own mind up after.

Luckily needles and syringes are dirt cheap

Next year I will have gotten the big surgeries I want done, I will be near or at my goal weight, I will be nice and tanned, I'll have a wardrobe of nice clothes and I'll be wrapping up my university studies (unless I jump into something else).

2020 is the year of the Crusade.

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I always get jealous when I see these threads. Ive been lifting for a year and half and still look like shit, never make gains, and am fat. *sigh*
Wish I could just pin some test and get jacked because lifting for 2 hours a day would actually be beneficial instead of overtraining and injury.

will do my best homie, still wading through a million and a half case studies to figure out all the shits. if theres one goal i have in medicine its changing the language of these ludicrously verbose studies. honestly its just physically tiring, i dont know who enjoys reading or writing like this.

but i digress. making some progress at least. found some transcortin dealers, lots of "research chem" outlets. prices are all over the place though and most of them are trying to sell nonhuman serpinA6 that isnt worth my pocket lint anyways, but its a start. if youre getting your bloods done anyways can you see if you can get your cortisol and transcortin levels checked? They might call transcortin "corticosteroid binding globulin". youre off cycle so itll give us a good baseline to start from and itll help me napkin math some shit. if you can help it, go keto diet for a day or two beforehand. We're not trying to drop insulin modified cortisol levels and keto should spike your shit. fast for 24hr too if you really wanna make me smile. If they need an excuse tell em its for a uni study or something lol

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How does fraud feel about my new lenses?

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>Wish I could just pin some test and get jacked
we all do, but this is not how it works, steroids are not magic

pic rel is rasputin pre and post his 500mg cycle

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Pinning wont solve these problems brah, gotta work harder

Cool af, looks like something from detroit: become human

Do you ever get used to pinning?

So your gear is overdosed then. Mirin

t.b.h I see no reason to waste money on testing your test levels when you're on. Only if you suspect your bunk is gear.

Looks gay af. Which of course suits you perfect.

Like this?

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Fuck no, My delts always get PIP and my ass twitches when I pin.

Only thing you can do is get massages/roll regularly to avoid the scar tissue buildup

Yeah, but they are different chemical compounds..

Yeah I know, which is why I haven't just done it.
That pic on the right isnt post cycle is it? Because my God that would be awful. Grew a bunch of body hair and got fat for minor shoulder, trap, and chest gains