Let’s get me laid
Let’s get me laid
Say I need to shit
What a way to start a convo.
I just want to cum and feel good man.
Based and high test
Fatties have no self respect
"Well, guess you're not into that, what about bondage?'
I’m going to make you a momma Mia
Let me correct myself.
"Well, gues you're not into that, what about tying you up like a naughty little piggy?"
Try painting her green and spanking her like a disobedient avocado instead
Come on girl, I need this.
I’m being laughed at by a bunch of internet virgins and this is the only way I can fit in and show them I’m better than them
Just tell her you want her to sit on your face and brapp into your mouth.
tell her "i wanna give you the ol lickaroo"
A tubby chink with big tits and thighs.
"looks like I need a plunger"
"Cant wait to drop anchor on your chest"
what the fuck is this?
your mouth is my toilet
not my mouth is your toilet
you fucking blew it you faggot
Lol this is hilarious man I mean why try amirite you rock man this is too crazyyyyyyy legend status guy double guns!
Saying weird shit or outright abusing girls on these sites is way more likely to pull a response than being normal and polite.
There's a girl on interpals that ignored my normal message to her and didn't respond until I showed her a print out of one of her photos with my jizz on it.
this. don't even react to what she said as a no, just keep pretending she said yes
The toilet comment isn't the right way to be weird or abusive.
Don't think you're teaching anybody anything here, I've slayed more pussy on tinder than your dick could literally handle. This newboi faggot posted this on here and said what he said to her so he could hide behind purposely derailing to keep from feeling the feeling of being the fucking loser he is by actually trying and failing
Isint it kinda sad that your self worth is derived from the feeling of sticking your meat in a hole? Not to mention holes other dudes have filled with their loads too.
I've slayed more pussy on tinder than your dick could literally handle
sure thing buddy
this. You're looking for cheeky, not that you're going to make her face into a tambourine
slayed tinder pussy
Kek that’s not something to be proud of buddy.
THE DUDE WASN'T TRYING. That's what I'm saying when dudes get matches and post them on here it's because they're so fucking nervous every second they have the match they're like spazzing out to preemptively fuck em up.
Saddest shit I've ever seen. Like what is the point of living at that point
Well I'd put it to you that unless you're a high status man that using tinder is what you are describing by default.
A way to approach women without it being real enough to hurt much when you're rejected.
I think using it for lulz is the only worthwhile thing for 90% of men to do on these apps and that any motivation a man has to approach women should be spent irl.
starts the thread implying he needs our help to get laid
Why even waste our time OP honestly
You should try your best to kill yourself tonight
guys I'm NOT TRYING honestly, if I were you'd see how absolutely CHAD I am.
teach me your ways chad
"No wait, lemme explain... I shit McDonald's."
what the fugg
nigger do you know what having fun is?
go be an attention whore somewhere else you big pusy
lmao you didn't read that right brainlet khv