Let’s get me laid

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

Let’s get me laid

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Anthony King
Anthony King

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Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

Say I need to shit

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

What a way to start a convo.

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

I just want to cum and feel good man.

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Based and high test

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Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

winrar

Joshua King
Joshua King

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Landon Carter
Landon Carter

she responded
Fatties have no self respect

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

"Well, guess you're not into that, what about bondage?'

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

I’m going to make you a momma Mia

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

Let me correct myself.

"Well, gues you're not into that, what about tying you up like a naughty little piggy?"

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Try painting her green and spanking her like a disobedient avocado instead

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

Come on girl, I need this.
I’m being laughed at by a bunch of internet virgins and this is the only way I can fit in and show them I’m better than them
P,ease girl

Robert Young
Robert Young

Just tell her you want her to sit on your face and brapp into your mouth.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

tell her "i wanna give you the ol lickaroo"

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

A tubby chink with big tits and thighs.
Rare.

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

"looks like I need a plunger"

Carson Green
Carson Green

"Cant wait to drop anchor on your chest"

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

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John Ramirez
John Ramirez

what the fuck is this?

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Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

your mouth is my toilet
not my mouth is your toilet

you fucking blew it you faggot

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

Lol this is hilarious man I mean why try amirite you rock man this is too crazyyyyyyy legend status guy double guns!

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

faggot

Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

why try

Saying weird shit or outright abusing girls on these sites is way more likely to pull a response than being normal and polite.
There's a girl on interpals that ignored my normal message to her and didn't respond until I showed her a print out of one of her photos with my jizz on it.

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

kek

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

this. don't even react to what she said as a no, just keep pretending she said yes

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

kek's work

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

The toilet comment isn't the right way to be weird or abusive.

Don't think you're teaching anybody anything here, I've slayed more pussy on tinder than your dick could literally handle. This newboi faggot posted this on here and said what he said to her so he could hide behind purposely derailing to keep from feeling the feeling of being the fucking loser he is by actually trying and failing

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

Isint it kinda sad that your self worth is derived from the feeling of sticking your meat in a hole? Not to mention holes other dudes have filled with their loads too.

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

I've slayed more pussy on tinder than your dick could literally handle
sure thing buddy

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

this. You're looking for cheeky, not that you're going to make her face into a tambourine

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

slayed tinder pussy

Kek that’s not something to be proud of buddy.

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Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

incels errywhere

THE DUDE WASN'T TRYING. That's what I'm saying when dudes get matches and post them on here it's because they're so fucking nervous every second they have the match they're like spazzing out to preemptively fuck em up.

Saddest shit I've ever seen. Like what is the point of living at that point

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

Well I'd put it to you that unless you're a high status man that using tinder is what you are describing by default.
A way to approach women without it being real enough to hurt much when you're rejected.
I think using it for lulz is the only worthwhile thing for 90% of men to do on these apps and that any motivation a man has to approach women should be spent irl.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

starts the thread implying he needs our help to get laid
clearly doesn't
Why even waste our time OP honestly

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

errywhere

You should try your best to kill yourself tonight

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

guys I'm NOT TRYING honestly, if I were you'd see how absolutely CHAD I am.

cope

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

teach me your ways chad

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

"No wait, lemme explain... I shit McDonald's."

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

what the fugg

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

nigger do you know what having fun is?
go be an attention whore somewhere else you big pusy

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

lmao you didn't read that right brainlet khv

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