Do girls like male butts or is that an elaborate meme

But homosexuals act like women.

>gays
>male energy
Hahahahahahhahahahaha

Some have are more freak about it than others. My girlfriend literally wants to lick my asshole every now and then, I don't really get it, but feels good man.

only if the guy attached to it is attractive. they don't fetishize the butt the way men do.

which is why i hate when people assume im gay for having zero female friends when the opposite is true. gays have female friends.

>tfw when you sometimes get mogged by resident homo in the gym because they're a foot taller and buffer somehow despite being a giant fag

Don't understand why women lick ass holes. They poop from there! I've licked taint but that's it

I just assume everyone who comes in tight "male" jogging pants to the gym is gay

Some girl once said I'm her gay friend without being gay. Wtf does that mean? I'm not gay.

They do because it's a part of you so if they like you they like it, but beware, it may be anecdotal but I have never met a girl who was more than enamoured with ass that wasn't a thot. If she's obsessed with your bubble butt she's probably a sloot.

The prancing and rainbow flag shirt is usually a dead giveaway too.

She made you her sissyboy

Yep, zero male energy here.

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>gets mounted and fucked in the arse
lots of male energy there

GF loves my ass, grabbing it while we make out, while in laying on the bed etc. Also a girl into me in bar gave me a very aggressive butt grab. They like it. In terms of what my GF likes to fondle: Ass > arms > chest

Fucking another man is far more masculine than fucking a weak woman.

LETS SEE SOME MORE ASSES Jow Forums!

P O S T

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She meant that you act very feminine

/thread

Being fucked in the arse isn't though, gay boy.

That wouldn't change your male energy at all. If you're jacked as fuck you're going to have a strong presence, even if you like getting fucked in the ass.

Yes.
I like your ass.
It reminds me of Devin's.
He was my bunkmate.
In his first night, I raped him.
He cried.
He bit the pillow. He fought. I overpowered him.
I sensed his fear when my feet would lower from my bunk. I felt the cold stare against my feet. Wondering what my next would be.
I would shit in the toilet. Stare at him.
Lovingly.
I want to see you.
Spread before me.
Lower your jeans.
Lower your body.
Onto me.
I want you.
I need you to undress and show me your ass.
I am going to take care of you.
I know what men want.
I know what I want.
It's to go back to jail.

Putting your dicc into a shit stained aids hole isn't either

You remind me of the guy in the photo.

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That means you got friendzoned so hard I can feel gravity bending from here

oh haha

Does she secretly think I'm homosex?

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You got friendzoned so hard, she ruined your chances with her friends and doesnt even see you as a man.

yes they do.
at my work if I said the shit to girls that they say to me when I wear certain joggers then I'd be looking for a job the next day.

Kind of fucked up but I take the mires where I can

But I never tried to date her. It against company policy. She's like a little sister to me anyway.

yes specially the younger girls

user :(

Doesn't mean you can't be in the friendzone. In fact, it means that you are.

Honestly she's not my type anyways. Too geeky. Some days the way she syles her hair makes her look like a boy.

Glutes are the main muscles you use to pound the pussy. You tell me why women wouldn't find strong looking butt hot.

According to my GF, a [masculine] gay "friend" is a great when out partying, because he will act as a repellent to thirsty men on the dance floor

straight men = potential rapist, a gay man removes that worry.

women never have a masculine gay friend, ever.

>worry

>masculine
>gay
Pick one

pick two, it's called top

Female here

I honestly don’t get it, why should butts on men be attractive to women? It’ doesn’t make sense

What would I do it with it? Maybe it’s girls who are into pegging that like butts

You know nothing about gays, user

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glutes are dick drivers

So I need to upgrade my dick drivers or something ?

Gained new perspective, thanks

>if I fuck you in the ass, will you die?
>it will be extremely painful
>youve got a big ass
>for you

Frick off you fairy!

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Also op

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Strong glutes equals physical strength and strong thrusting power > male potency aka health and good genes
Same with broad shoulders and thick necks / general musculature

Makes perfect sense in evolutionary standpoint.

Just like we like on average wide hips, thick butts and big milkers, they signify health and ability to bear children

Evolutionary psychology

How do I achieve Hank Hill mode?

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As a guy I do because small school and every guy's teenage hormones make them want to bend over backwards for every girl they meet and it's pathetic.

Op is trying to recover from that mode

The hardware to bigger form factor

>error, STaCey.exe has run into some issues, would you like to troubleshoot?
>troubleshooting....
>Problems found: Outdated drivers
>Please update your dick driver from beta ver.0.5.3 to the latest CHaD ver.7.5.99.1
>Updating drivers...
>Error: CHaD ver. 7.5.99.1 is causing some issues
>WATCHDOG_VIOLATION bluescreen
>Causes: Hardware is incompatible (^:

I'm all for fagbash, but nigger you must be blissfully unaware of our God Billy Harrington

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absolutely no ass.

As a guy with a nice butt that gets appreciated by women, yes they do

I'm jelly af

i've noticed a lot of girls (and fags) mirin my ass at uni, at gym, everywhere

Be me

>you will never have a gf that likes to grab your ass

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My gf does it all the time as well and I actually love it, but I don't tell her cause I don't want to weird her out, I just don't stop her

You had zero ass.
It’s called being female socialized due to the toxic masculinity that surrounds teenage boys and their aversion to anything remotely gay/feminine

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>My gay brother
Yikes

Haha.

But user, femininity is shit tho

based

Is he a top or bottom?

Yes fags never rape women. LOL

That's a no-deadlifting ass, gotto hit them heavy deads mayne.

She feels 'safe' around you, aka no sexual tension.

fpbp
You probably don't want a 'bubble butt' but women definitely like a defined round ass.
Based gf

Yes, they do.

vocaroo.com/i/s1OpUKrCwOzn (italian unfortunately)

I don't know why we males are fixed with chest. But girls REALLY like arms and butts.
Probably the neck is a subtle thing, something of the subconscious. But arms and buts are real.

I remember that in high school I had two female classmates that used to stand in the corridor during recess to look at guys' asses and rate them, so yeah, I guess they do

THATS A BIGG BUTT

My gf likes to spank my butt when I've been a naughty boy.

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My girlfriend likes my butt but I think she's a closet tranny so yeah

Girls slap my ass when I wear jeans and I embrace it
>pic very related

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U U
U U

My ex loved to rim my big butt (and I her's)

fuck i wanna burry my face in between those two pillows fuuuuck

noice

sure pal ;)

I hate anything near my ass, even my gf's hands.

Miss me with that homo gay shit nigga.

Yes girls do like a good ass. My best frind girlfriend always slaps my ass and always talk about how great my ass is. It fucking weird

It's not homosex to have gay friends. This day and age it's impossible not to have at least 1 or 2.

Yeah that's weird haha that would suck lol