What do you do in life to get ahead that you would NEVER tell anyone about in real life?

What do you do in life to get ahead that you would NEVER tell anyone about in real life?

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I actively study how to improve social skills

i started going on a chinese termite extermination enthusiast forum to get lifting and life advice

practiced beer pong by myself until i became god tier so that everyone thinks i actually left my dorm in college

This but to make matters worse I consider them my aloof friends

I have a job

I put all my money in Bitcoin and ETH.

at what point?
20k?

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Steroids

Unironically my dedication to fitness. I always downplay how serious I take this.

No one knows that I've watched 100+ hours of fitness videos. No one knows that I've read tons of fitness and diet books, making flashcards to study and retain the info.

Coworkers know I lift because that's impossible to hide, expecially when I eat healthy lunches, but they just don't understand what it takes. I downplay my commitment and then encourage my coworkers on thier shitty workout plans and goals.

Other things I don't tell my coworkers:
I max out my 401k and am otherwise fiscally responsible
I study for my job new material for 4.5 hours every weekend
I see more women than I let on about thanks to Tinder, Bumble, social circle

I clean my room and wash my penis on the regular. Jordan B Peterson saved my life.

>watching Jewtubers
Let’s play a game

Who has the biggest obligation to lie to you?
Strength and conditioning coaches with decades of praise and reviews or someone trying to make a quick buck getting kids to click on their bait “fitness” meme videos.

5 seconds on the clock...

>buying digital media

I spoon my nose, not so much anymore, but I learned that the nose was malleable, and that if you use blunt side of spoon against your nostrils with force, maybe 10 minutes a day, the results are actually quite signifigant

I'm apart of the RSD cult. I'm kind of more open about this actually, with like my girlfriend knowing, a couple of my friends, I love Real social dynamics, I think tyler is one of the smartest most conscious people alive, all of their content is worth it's weight in gold.

I think smoking weed for me is a very big upside, helps me run, helps me exercise, I vastly downplay weed's role in my life to the outside world

>I spoon my nose

What did he mean by this?

works extremely well overtime

I used to have an upturned nose

you can literally look back at pics of me when I was 12(when I started doing this) and now and it's a completely different nose

sounds weird and ya it is. why i N E V E R talk about it(le thread)

Definitely works and works well. your nostrils are definitely malleable. more a over time sort of deal, maybe a year down the rode noticeable difference.

i wasn't weird about it, just had a spoon in the shower and did it while i was showering, or if I was bored I'd keep a coffee spoon around while i played vidya

Please explain the whole spoon nose shit.

take a spoon, a larger stronger one preferably

take the back of the spoon, the curved side, then rub it against your nostril, the side of your nostril from top to bottom, with force

the result is you're repeatedly pushing that nostril flush against your inner nose, breaking down some of the inner obstructions of your nose

sounds weird, and it is, but definitely has a real noticeable effect. I did it most my teenage years, so i couldnt give you like a yearly progress summary, but you can definitely put side by side pictures of me and when I was younger and the nose looks dramatically different, in a good way.

Spoonpill me fampai.

Im browsing a secret nepalese berry picker forum

Alright ill take the spoonpill

Like this?

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im sorry user

4 > 2 > 3 > [POWER GAP] > the kikess

>I study for my job new material for 4.5 hours every weekend

admirable

In your case you wanted to make nostrils smaller? For a more narrow overall nose?
I fucked my nose up into my teenage years by picking it regularly and it made my nostrils bigger and the area around the bump larger. Have tried pushing, not with a spoon, but haven't seen much effect,

> The curved side

Nigger....

3/10

yes, it made my nostrils thinner, and it addressed my upturned nose but I'd imagine by ellongating them downward as I did strokes from top to bottom, pulling the front end of my nose and nostrils down.

definitely made my nose thinner overall, yes.

> I study for my job new material for 4.5 hours every weekend

This is unironically good advice. I just spent 6 years at an engineering job, and Im starting a new one next week.

I cannot tell you how much more intelligent and confident you look when you are able to talk in a meeting and cite things from memory that may even not be very important. I have a shit passive memory so I have to actively force myself to remember things.

Also preparing for meetings and doing research before hand makes you look credible and trustworthy.

I would recommend hiding most of this, dont let your coworkers know you memorize shit for hours a week, and dont recite your memorized shit JUST to look smart. Wait till the right time to give the information, especially when asked or when asked to explain something.

I will be making flash cards and taking notes down in my new job that I will be able to recite from memory. Wish I would have known this years ago.

It defines my success. I work in a client facing industry. Knowing your shit is paramount to earning trust.

I definitely keep it a secret. For example, I just a rigorous exam for knowledge that's outside my major and I haven't told anyone at work yet. It won't be for another year until I have the years experience needed to officially hold the certification.

I read the standards of my profession inside and out. I learn shit from new industries to better serve the clients In working on.

It's not that much of a sacrifice. 4.5 hours is three blocks of 90 minutes. A 90 minute window is easily lost for most. One Saturday morning, one Sunday morning, and then one to my convenience either Saturday or Sunday afternoon.
I still have rewarding weekends even after giving up nearly 5 hours of them. I spent the time to cultivate my social circle to where I always have social opportunities. I can manage the studying, social time, hobby practice, and some vidya time every weekend.

I use the Forest app and aggressively time how much I spend studying/working/reading/hobbies. I have timer trackers on every computer and phone.

I spent about two and a half years in the mental health sector as a patient. This always comes up during job interviews as it's basically a two year hole in my resumé. I never mention it to new people I meet. It used to be something I considered a weakness, but I realize it has taught me valuable lessons about other people's weaknesses, the good side of people, society and gave me a ton of mental tools that give me an advantage in mentally challenging situations. Nowadays I like to portray myself as the wise, socially intelligent and calm person that had it all coming to him naturally, as if I learned these things by myself. I still read a lot on social theory, I never mention this either, and I even study psychology. It feels good to fake it.

mate you're loonie, no one's thinking you're wise or socially intelligent

Take tren

If I would stay in victim thinking, I would still be looney, yes. Took a while to separate myself from the identity of mental health patient, but it's not that hard to drop it. Just don't talk about it. Also it's not that hard to fit in.

The "worst" I have done is take study drugs but some people know that.

so you're trying to say that you fixed yourself?
i'm not trying to be an asshole but i very much doubt that

I have yes, but like I said it took about 3 years. All the Jordan Peterson stuff works desu. I just took an approach of throwing everything at the wall and see what sticks. I wasn't admitted involuntarily to the mental health clinic either, I just had nothing going on in my life, study didn't work out, got fired, and didn't want to move back in with my parents.

Go to the gym.

lol

I killed a man

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heavily underrated

I saved up over $500 In 2.5 months from ripping off my mother, father and other members of my family. I make up lies and reasons for needing the money and they give it to me. I also make them buy the things I need like protein power and clothes so I dont have to spend a dime. In total, I manged to have over $12 k. Not including my gold watches, chains, 3 laptops, Bose headphones, 55 inch TV and Gucci belts. My family means nothing to me other than getting $$. Fuck them,

Btw, I'm only 19 years old too, which at my age, it's pretty good

I keep very detailed records of my personal life
>daily journals
>spreadsheets to track my expenses and income down to the very last penny
>record soundbytes of my daily conversations if i can help it

What bug crawled up your ass? There’s a lot of good educational content on YouTube. And I don’t mean the e-celebs that get shilled on here, that shit is just soap operas for boys. Jeff Cavaliere has honestly helped me so much with a lot of his more detailed or obscure form or physiological tips. And there’s a lot of others.

i think they know but they love you. i hope one day you will understand that life is not about money

First two are good ideas, third one is weird af but hey it could come in handy if Mueller ever comes for your ass

you're in surprise when thats no longer going to be an option ha ha ha

Nigga not likely, my father owns a 2nd house and will be passed onto my name when they pass on. Plus, I'm getting this house I'm currently living in along with their entire assets, worth in the hundreds of thousands. My parents mean nothing, I use them for the sole purpose of gaining money and resources.

Yes it is, how else can I obtain happiness? Rich people are not unhappy, only poor. And I have to be wealthy, having my own things and doing what I want to do. All I ever care about is $$$, lots of it. Even if it means destroying my own family and friends.

is this a new breed of troll? or are you really that materialistic? i think i can understand why you don't value your parents if they never taught you better than that, but come on man.

My hero

You dont understand, it's just the way I behave and think. Couldn't get a girl so I turned to anger, had serious anger issues in grade 8 and grade 9. Punched my father and mother, and smashed her car with a hammer. No charges against me as my parents thought I could change. Which I did, but in a more manipulate way. Stealing money from them is the only joy i get in life besides from lifting, that's all. My life is a series of disasters, autistic choices and bad habits. Can't even get a gf no matter how hard I try. If you experience how I grew up, you would understand. It's like the anger inside of.me is building up inside me, waiting for the "eruption", idk tho

You're a parasite.

>BPD girls larping on The Fourth Channel
>>>tumblr.com

Nah man, 100%the truth. Idk, never really felt any feelings of emotion, empathy or love towards my family, I treat them like a dog in some sense. I think I might die alone with all of my material objects right by my side. Family means nothing, women dont go to me, friends have all fucked off, life has no meaning besides lifting and getting money.

Ah, that's not the only time someone called me.that. I dont perceive myself as a parasite but as a person who can bend people to its will, strong overcomes the weak. My family is weak, nothing more, nothing less. They deserve to be taken advantage of, even if they are the ones who gave birth and raised me up from childhood. I have no connection nor emotion towards them. It's just one large waiting game, waiting for the $$$to flow in. Blame me as much as u want, but you and I both know it's how society works, thanks to the Jews. Maybe if there were a national goal or objective, I might strive to it. Like the national socialism.

i commend your effort but in the end your larp is as compelling as it is convincing, which is to say not at all.
on the off chance you are posting sincerely, read a little bit about what natsocs actually believe and why, and you will very quickly discover that it is an ideology motivated by love for nation as an extension of the family, thus if you have no love for your family you are doing it very wrong.

Nice pyscho larp bait fag

I use online video games to practice leadership skills (I'm actually coming along well) because I don't have any desire whatsoever to interact with people. I just figured I'll likely need it someday.

Same answer, BUT

I know this is autistic is as fuck, but do people not understand this "x forum" meme or do they just not care?
It's after "japanese comic enthusiast forum", so the format is:
>country of origin
>weird art form
>enthusiast forum

Stop being so autistic

everyone knows the meme you dumb fuck
i did it properly too

yea, you are so manipulative that you cant get a gf or some friends
10/10 fag

This is making It into SIRS new comic coming New Years.

what the fuck am i reading

every day i think we peak but a day later there is inevitably some new turbo autistic behavior i can hardly comprehend

>he doesn't know 4channel started as a Trinbagonian macrame exchange back in 2007
lurk more before posting

>rationalising this hard
Ripping your folks off every chance you get is not doing you any long-term favours - you won't be able to manipulate anyone but them to the same extent and you're setting yourself up for being incapable of getting by without them. I hope for their sake and yours they see through you and leave everything to an animal shelter when they die.

Strangely the decade and a half of occasionally browsing this cesspool has taught me a lot about social interaction. Mostly what pathetic behaviors to avoid and cut out of my life

2007? Are you stupid?

I buy essentials in bulk when possible digging around online and buy discretionary stuff used most of the time, like clothing. I hate paying retail for things and think it's despicable that people go head first into a 2018 new car when they're in debt or don't even have an emergency fund on the side.

In person it's just smart to really not bring these things up unless someone is genuinely interested in asking you - and even then most of them want you to spoonfeed them information.

I personally feel it's easy to 'get ahead' in aspects of life if you're committed to making simple, direct changes to your habits/life and disciplining yourself to do them. But telling people you do that or trying to instruct them in some fashion about that generally feels condescending and snobby.

This is great and what most people should aspire to do with their lives if they actually want to get better.

>I spoon my nose
Every hole is a goal.

This.
One 15 minute YT video is enough to catch up on years of basic interactions that I haven't had. You still need to put it to use to actually get good, but you can get that down in two or three interactions where you only come off as nervous instead of hundreds where you come off as a complete sperg.

>One 15 minute YT video is enough to catch up on years of basic interactions that I haven't had.
M8...

Trust me, I went from turbo autist to fucking 10/10s.

>tfw esoteric Hitlerist since before /n/ got deleted the first time
>have studied Evola and Guenon for almost a decade and no-shit believe in white magic
>have the Iron Pill shoved so far up my dickhole that I can feel Jews before I see them
>everyone I know IRL thinks I'm a cookiecutter leftist

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Very interested in this, could you share more of your experiences and the changes you have made?

Whatever you say

>I personally feel it's easy to 'get ahead' in aspects of life if you're committed to making simple, direct changes to your habits/life and disciplining yourself to do them.

It's very easy to get ahead. The thing is: most people are absolutely dumb as shit and make poor financial decisions on a *daily* basis.

The second complicating factor is having people in your life that try to drag you into debt, whether it's a friend who wants to drag you to some expensive restaurant or a girlfriend who guilts you into expensive dates. Putting your foot down means dealing with being alone most of the time, and most people cannot deal with that. It's also a big reason why having a wife will fucking RUIN your finances for life. Women are universally shit with money.

JUST a spoonful of sugar

I take GH secretagogues to max out my potential

what video?

Binaural beats

I actually came from the future.

Well I never tried to get a gf, I belive girls will go to you if you are good enough. I never approach, I'm been waiting for years but yet no Gf. If nothing works, I hope to get into a arranged marriage where the girl cant leave me without the threat of violence. Also, most of my friends are either persian and asian drug addicts play video games, white guy who drinks and smokes too much and does coke while having a bad case of yellow fever and a afghan guy who gets pushed around by my other friends and takes his anger onto his sister and mother ( I seen him beat up his sister for breaking his ps3, pretty awkward). That's my social life, haven't seen them in 3 months. I'm trying to manipulate more people rn

I would reply but I know the communications are being monitored and stored so I wont.

Is it safe? Tell me more about it, user

>roommate released the braphog I had chained in my basement
>gains are already slipping

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Jesus Christ, you're pathetic. Get better friends and grow some balls. Women aren't just going to fall into your bed.

Sure, I definitely have my vices I give into but I like to curb them or handle them in a way that I get more good instead of bad out of it. A lot of the self discipline wasn't anything I committed to memory from reading or watching online, although some articles might've shifted my thinking a little bit. The best thing I could do, was take immediate actions to things, no matter how small, and forcing myself step by step into making better choices that gave better results for myself. Thinking of everything as a simple economic equation where I wanted my focus to be on doing things that could marginally improve my output/utility from something. By recognizing those small, yet meaningful gains, I could overtime see the benefits compounding daily. It can be dull at times and sometimes things don't work out like they should - but that's okay when you accept the randomness of life and build yourself with the mentality of being flexible and adapting.

I like to smoke for example, a habit that can easily add up $ wise, takes time out of your day, and can influence your decision making. Easiest change I did was to restrict myself to only doing it at night. Basically, just rewarding myself and using it as a way to actually wind down instead of using it to get me through the day.

Another vice I really like is eating out. Who doesn't? But now I restrict myself to only doing it with friends (and not daily) because the social interaction in a sit down environment is nice, and it builds my relationships with people. Additionally, if I have to have my McDonalds fix, it's only when they're giving out $1 double quarter pounders as a mobile app and I can hit them up for a dirty bulk after a lift. Again it boils down to the 'economic equation' where I really only want to eat out when I'm giving more than what I normally pay for, or I have an added bonus of social interaction.

I hold my breath when i walk past anyone who looks like they might be sick

Once I RIP them out of enough money and they pass on, I never will need to work. I can focus on lifting, eating healthy and taking night walks while listening to death metal. My family literally means nothing, only for free $$. I have no love nor emotion to anyone, being angry all the times takes a toll on you.

>I belive girls will go to you if you are good enough.

Yea no

I definitely agree with your thoughts. I'd say I've been fortunate in life to have been only burnt a few times and only for a couple hundred bucks on a few occasions. I've come to accept to keep my finances on lockdown and that I will forever be the boss of my money, equity, etc. and that it is foolish to expect someone else to care about giving me a greater return on those than I can do myself.

I know it's bad to dislike your own family but what can I do? I have no feeling of love, empathy nor compassion. In public, I look like a angry yonge man. I almost never smile unless I'm with my friends. Its hopeless, I took the blackpill years ago and will stay with me until death

Just pick random videos. If the advice holds, it's usually very obvious and you'll be kinda surprised that you didn't realize it yourself.
Stay clear of redpill shit for general interactions. It might work on women, but you'll be an asshole that most guys won't want to spend time with. If you do decide to watch some redpill shit, stick to the blacks. They're usually essentially Tyrone spilling the secret sauce, while normal MGTOW are just disenfranchised losers.

I manipulate people through practiced body language and questioning. I actively seek out people's soft points and weaknesses to gain favor. I have a Bateman-tier beauty routine and have become one of the most beautiful people at any time through my dedication. I realized that looks and perception are all that really matter in this life. People are willing to do things for me that they would never do otherwise if I wasn't perceived as superior. I'm actually an autist but no one knows except close friends who are also autists.