I've been lifting for 7 months Jow Forums

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

I've been lifting for 7 months Jow Forums
Thinking I made a lot of progress over this time so I decided to try out tinder
My only match so far has been this 65 year old.woman
Is it over for me ?

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Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

Low test

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

This is fucking depressing

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

tfw mature fetish

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Liam Harris
Liam Harris

Show pics user.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

My only match was a 5/10 that ghosted me the next morning.
I looked so much cuter than she did.

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Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

she seems like she might be nice man
maybe I should meet her
she might give me cookies

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

Unironically yummier than most thots on Tinder. How can this old lady be mogging the overweight, frumpy, 20 year old airheads whose skin is not that much better? Making a lot of assumptions here, but I think she’d have “less mileage” due to being grown up in a different time, and probably was monogamous with a husband for a while until recently hence why she’s “back on the market” and she’ll probably treat you better like a son and make you cookies after sex instead of going on her phone to book another appointment with Chad while scrolling through Instagram. Or she may be a sexual deviant, who knows, there’s no lose with this woman.

Gavin King
Gavin King

screencapping before actually matching
Sage this LARP faggotry. How old are you, OP? Too old to get with it, or too young to have ever used it?

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

tfw Jow Forums is gonna make me bang an old lady

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Justin Ross
Justin Ross

I would tbqh

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

ok retard

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Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

Holy shit you're bad at this lmao
inb4 a granny rejects you

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

this is probably funniest tinder shit i have ever seen, if i could rep you, i would

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

Dude OP is gonna be drowning in dried up pussy
Make sure she takes her dentures out when she gives you head

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

Ask her subtly if theres something to inherit

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

Aha fucking BASED

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

She looks like a fucking goblin

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

Is a complete retard
Why don't I get tinder matches??? ):

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

At least you got laid, I've been trying to get an actual date for like a year and a half. Can't get past getting a match, I got the number of one even and we seemed to have stuff in common. We never met, one day she didn't reply and I didn't message her anymore. Fuck tinder unless you made it

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

gay lowtest nigga

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

this is a must

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

I never claimed I got pussy.

21y virgin.

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Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

does anyone have experience with this
is it actually dry

Luke King
Luke King

Shouldn't have done that user, now she's gonna ghost you and you will feel even shittier

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Jace Perez
Jace Perez

what the fuck is this, some ninth-grade Tumblrite's fanfic?

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

I don't think so user
She seems like a dirty old girl

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Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

Post profile nigga your shits broke

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

Jesus Christ

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Evan Perry
Evan Perry

Maybe it's the two weeks of nofap talking, but I'd hit it just for the experience. Bet she'd suck your very soul out of you.

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

Thanks bill nye the science goy

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

I never have any luck with Tinder either OP. My guess is you have to have pictures of yourself in clubs, with puppies, on vacations, and at a beach shirtless. My problem is I don't have friends to take my picture haha.

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

I'd take your picture bro

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Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

a 65 year old sexually active woman has an over 75% probability of genital herpes and an over 90% probability of genital HPV
good luck

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

this DO it op

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Post your profile

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

OP YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO NOT BE A MASSIVE FAGGOT
PLEASE TAKE IT

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Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

Oof. I had a suicidal batshit insane gf from 18 to 21 and I regret it. You aren't missing much, I should've ended the relationship the first time she tried to commit suicide in my parents house, with them lmao.

Don't fall in love with crazy, gave her so much money and wasted so much time. Pay a prostitute if you really need sex, it's much more mentally healthy unironically.

I haven't fucked in 2 years so I've regenerated my virginity

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

Most of them are pics cut off at the head where I wear tight boxers while having an erection that worked on bumble and online so i thought subtle dick pics were the way to.go

Asher Green
Asher Green

Getting a prostitute is just sad.

Sometimes I girl would approach me or smile at me and I pussy out

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Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

based AND redpilled AS FUCK

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

If dubs text this

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

Get

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Chase Cooper
Chase Cooper

nice

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Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

DO IT OP OR ELSE

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

devilish

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Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

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Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

op is a faggot and won't deliver

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Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

How the fuck am.i supposed to say that subtely

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Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

That's my granma...

Blake Bell
Blake Bell

First youll have to find out if there are kids and grandkids.

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

you got any any grandkids ;)
cause the more you have is the less inheritance i'm gonna get haha

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

she cute

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

Imagine her pussy brehs

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

At least you got one match more than me.

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Easton Flores
Easton Flores

like sandpaper...

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

This thread has potential, dont waste it OP!

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

This is based and will work if she is playful, fucking do it OP

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Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

Holy fuark, Satan trips, fucking do it OP

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

imagine a foursome haha

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Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

follow it up with
how much is there anyways haha ;)

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

HOLY SHIT OP
BEFORE THE THREAD GETS NUKED
PLEASE

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

How do people actually not get matches on Tinder

I'm legit getting matches with this dumb account

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Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

post pictures of matched grills

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

yeah id be all over this just for a great story

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

Unironically asking, what kind of girl is matching with that account? Post pics if possible

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James Cox
James Cox

top lel

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

desu I've just been trying to match with girls who like memes just for the chat since it's an obvious meme account but so far the matches have all been normies. I'll try to post screenshots in a few minutes but I just hooked my ipod up to the computer and it automatically synced and deleted all my fucking apps so now I need to wait for a software update and then restore everything from a backup fucking apple SHIT

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James Barnes
James Barnes

gotta love apple

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

apple
Alright buddy, understandable, good luck

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Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

Software update didn't work for whatever reason and the only backup I could use was the one that was created immediately after the sync ten minutes ago after all the apps were deleted. Currently re-downloading all my apps

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Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

bill noy

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

DELIVER

Asher Green
Asher Green

op is a faggit
sorry to say

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

fuck apple man. i made the mistake of buying an apple product once four years ago, i still have it cos poorfag student but never. again.

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

Here's one, will probably ignore her now because she might be retarded. Bonus points if you can guess where I'm from

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Brody Reed
Brody Reed

scotland

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

im so ashamed to share the same soil as the women of my country

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

that thing looks fucking disgusting but matching with a poo?
is she joking

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

You win
Here are some of the others. Nothing interesting to report just shite chat. Don't know why they're matching, is it the weird bio? None of them have mentioned it.

Anyway I don't want to take over this thread, desu I wanted to see what OP had to say

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Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

So I can just go to the UK and destroy 5/10's at will? I'd be drunk the whole time, so this may be perfect

Bentley James
Bentley James

smash it my dude

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

I'm not good looking at all but when I had tinder I'd get 30+ matches a day somehow, I had about 12k matches when I deleted, maybe you just have shitty pics

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

tfw I made a trump account and now my phone number is banned from tinder

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

if you really care that much just get a cheap burner phone to get the auth code sent to

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

I thought I got banned the other day because the bio is somewhat edgy, but it turned out Tinder was just down. I don't have a real account since I'm not actually interested in whatever Tinder is for so I won't be too sad if my phone number gets banned, Pajeet is just to cure boredom by means of bants with random grills

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

how the hell?

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

OP is clearly a faggot that won't deliever, I think you are the only currently making this thread interesting, post moar my scott boi

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Levi Morris
Levi Morris

She'll make you a good breakfast in the morning and you can cum in her because her eggs dried up years ago

i'd hit it just for the breakfast if it came with sausages

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

i dont understand how its so hard for you guys
3 matches in a few days
2/3/4/5 if that matters, but no job

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

Depends on your looks and where you live. I live in a town with 6k People and I have less than 100 matches. Got tinder 2 Months ago already smashed 2 and going for the third when My sore throat is gone

Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

no you are just ugly

Alexander White
Alexander White

Genuinely nothing that interesting to add desu

I assume most of the matches are either accidental or for bants, Scottish girls are notoriously racist so I doubt they actually fancy pajeet. There have been a few super-like-then-immediately-unmatch

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Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

top kek

Chase Long
Chase Long

with their face i'd rather not

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

Would be trippy as fuck

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Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

lmao what kinda lame ass nigga still using an ipod? neck yourself, bitch.

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

Should I install tinder for those social gains?

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

monitoring this thread

Charles Gutierrez
Charles Gutierrez

Jesus fucking Christ, time to kill myself. My county has a million people and the most matches I’ve gotten is 100 over months

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

I went to school with top right SHE IS A PIG

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

tfw you ran out of girls to like in 5 days because you liked them all
Non liked back

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Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

kill yourself seriously

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

Same, I only date european women now.

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

Did grandma respond OP

Angel Green
Angel Green

Ok so if 15% of people are age 18-28, half being female, that leaves you with 450 women in your age range in your town. One quarter of them matched with you on tinder. Holy fuck...

So does this mean that like 75% of all young women are on tinder at any given time? It’s over

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

I messaged her saying 'clean your room' but she didn't respond. I think you're just jealous that she likes pajeet and not you desu

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Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

you should have said clean your room BUCKO otherwise it doesn't work you retard

Levi James
Levi James

Tinder in Glasgow is a good way to have your soul drained quickly

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

Do the people matching with you are serious? Try to talk seriously and report back, it might be true what they say about white women liken brown more now after all wtf

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

To be fair all of those women are overweight and just not particularly attractive in general. Still it's a little suprising he gets any matches at all. The guy doing the experiment probably accidentally picked an attractive outlier. Women have very different standards from men. A lot of times in the past I thought a guy was ugly and then every girl was like "nooo he's really hot", and vice versa.

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

install gentoo for those brain gains

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

Check out the tinder guide on r/TheRedPill , it will help you a lot

Jason Price
Jason Price

the only thing that helps is getting a plastic surgery you dumb copecel

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

She had "gamer girl" in her bio

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Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

kek no I doubt any of them are serious, don't get your hopes up. And it's not an experiment.

If you're really interested, 99% of matches I've had on that account have unmatched instantly - probably matched by accident. Most that stay matched don't reply. The ones that do reply have nothing to say

The account started getting a lot more matches after I changed the bio. Before it was something else slightly less absurd and not as funny, think it was something like '100% real human, crypto billionaire. Anime girls only'. Never got any matches with that bio. When I changed it to the n word stuff matches started appearing. Take from that what you will

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Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

such is the life of those who have chosen a path of degeneracy

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

I don't know the tinder semantics. What is unmatching instantly? I used Tinder for like a week and only got one match. She was overweight and unmatched after a few hours. Guess that means I'm just really really ugly.

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

Is Bulgaria the most spurdo country after ebinland? this is the fourth bulgarian-themed spurdo I see. Good thing I can just send them to my local Mitko straight away

Samuel Barnes
Samuel Barnes

As in she matches and then disappears from the matches immediately, presumably because she went 'oh shit I accidentally swiped right, I don't want this guy to message me' and went straight to 'unmatch'

Had no idea it was Bulgarian, thought it was supposed to be a viking. Post other Bulgarian spurds

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

It is, there was some dude who tried to invade Bulgaria. The king just fucked him up and made a cup for wine (wouldn't be surprised if it was rakija, knowing bulgarians) out of his skull.

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Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

Didn't find the original (gif, the cat spins) so I took a screenshot from the convo with my friend.
I asked him about this because spinning cats is supposedly some kind of tradition there, he refused to explain and just assured me they love animals.
Huh.

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James Phillips
James Phillips

mfw putting a topless selfie on my profile actually bumped up my matches from 7/8 a week to 40-50 matches a week

If you want matches just get ripped. No joke. You might look like a douchebag putting a topless pic on there but the reality is that girls are shallow as fuck. Especially on tinder.

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

cool

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Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

Jesus Fucking Christ. Quit this hookup shit.

Unless you live in a leftist megalopolis, there is no hope for you. 99.99% of every female is there confirm herself she's worth 150 likes a day (on average).

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

Why are they posing like they are hookers?

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

This is a joke thread.

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

This desu mate Have you actually read the thread? There is no hooking up going on, it's all memes

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

this is so sad, we need to rise up

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

It's not even about being ripped. If it shows your not fat and got some shoulders and pecs its all good.

Mine had no six pack and a full rug of hair, still upped the matches and got incoming first messages.

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Brehs how do I make a good profile for bumble? I tried making a tinder one about 2 years ago and wasn't getting a lot of matches and eventually just stopped using it.

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

no one uses bumble, your success will be even worse on there

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

Lads how do I get with this qt?

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Chase Evans
Chase Evans

Damn. I'm not really looking for a hookup though, which was I didn't want to go to Tinder.

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

Go meet people irl

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

Just pay for match.com and post pics of you showing off your money

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

Thanks for the laugh user

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

Offer her food

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

Try hinge. I get less matches than I get on tinder but the response rate is much, much better. (Also has less bots)

Carter Lopez
Carter Lopez

Bruv

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

Did you?

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

I don't think you should be trying to look for a relationship on Tinder. You're better off building a connection with a girl from your workplace or school and going out with them rather than any girl you'd see on a dating app.

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Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

tfw over 1000 matches but I’m too afraid to meet up with any of them

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