I've been lifting for 7 months Jow Forums
Thinking I made a lot of progress over this time so I decided to try out tinder
My only match so far has been this 65 year old.woman
Is it over for me ?
I've been lifting for 7 months Jow Forums
I've been lifting for 7 months Jow Forums
This is fucking depressing
tfw mature fetish
Show pics user.
My only match was a 5/10 that ghosted me the next morning.
I looked so much cuter than she did.
she seems like she might be nice man
maybe I should meet her
she might give me cookies
Unironically yummier than most thots on Tinder. How can this old lady be mogging the overweight, frumpy, 20 year old airheads whose skin is not that much better? Making a lot of assumptions here, but I think she’d have “less mileage” due to being grown up in a different time, and probably was monogamous with a husband for a while until recently hence why she’s “back on the market” and she’ll probably treat you better like a son and make you cookies after sex instead of going on her phone to book another appointment with Chad while scrolling through Instagram. Or she may be a sexual deviant, who knows, there’s no lose with this woman.
screencapping before actually matching
Sage this LARP faggotry. How old are you, OP? Too old to get with it, or too young to have ever used it?
tfw Jow Forums is gonna make me bang an old lady
I would tbqh
Holy shit you're bad at this lmao
inb4 a granny rejects you
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
this is probably funniest tinder shit i have ever seen, if i could rep you, i would
Dude OP is gonna be drowning in dried up pussy
Make sure she takes her dentures out when she gives you head
Ask her subtly if theres something to inherit
Aha fucking BASED
She looks like a fucking goblin
Is a complete retard
Why don't I get tinder matches??? ):
At least you got laid, I've been trying to get an actual date for like a year and a half. Can't get past getting a match, I got the number of one even and we seemed to have stuff in common. We never met, one day she didn't reply and I didn't message her anymore. Fuck tinder unless you made it
gay lowtest nigga
this is a must
I never claimed I got pussy.
does anyone have experience with this
is it actually dry
Shouldn't have done that user, now she's gonna ghost you and you will feel even shittier
what the fuck is this, some ninth-grade Tumblrite's fanfic?
I don't think so user
She seems like a dirty old girl
Post profile nigga your shits broke
Maybe it's the two weeks of nofap talking, but I'd hit it just for the experience. Bet she'd suck your very soul out of you.
Thanks bill nye the science goy
I never have any luck with Tinder either OP. My guess is you have to have pictures of yourself in clubs, with puppies, on vacations, and at a beach shirtless. My problem is I don't have friends to take my picture haha.
I'd take your picture bro
a 65 year old sexually active woman has an over 75% probability of genital herpes and an over 90% probability of genital HPV
this DO it op
Post your profile
OP YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO NOT BE A MASSIVE FAGGOT
PLEASE TAKE IT
Oof. I had a suicidal batshit insane gf from 18 to 21 and I regret it. You aren't missing much, I should've ended the relationship the first time she tried to commit suicide in my parents house, with them lmao.
Don't fall in love with crazy, gave her so much money and wasted so much time. Pay a prostitute if you really need sex, it's much more mentally healthy unironically.
I haven't fucked in 2 years so I've regenerated my virginity
Most of them are pics cut off at the head where I wear tight boxers while having an erection that worked on bumble and online so i thought subtle dick pics were the way to.go
Getting a prostitute is just sad.
Sometimes I girl would approach me or smile at me and I pussy out
based AND redpilled AS FUCK
If dubs text this
DO IT OP OR ELSE
op is a faggot and won't deliver
How the fuck am.i supposed to say that subtely
That's my granma...
First youll have to find out if there are kids and grandkids.
you got any any grandkids ;)
cause the more you have is the less inheritance i'm gonna get haha
Imagine her pussy brehs
At least you got one match more than me.
This thread has potential, dont waste it OP!
This is based and will work if she is playful, fucking do it OP
Holy fuark, Satan trips, fucking do it OP
imagine a foursome haha
follow it up with
how much is there anyways haha ;)
HOLY SHIT OP
BEFORE THE THREAD GETS NUKED
How do people actually not get matches on Tinder
I'm legit getting matches with this dumb account
post pictures of matched grills
yeah id be all over this just for a great story
Unironically asking, what kind of girl is matching with that account? Post pics if possible
desu I've just been trying to match with girls who like memes just for the chat since it's an obvious meme account but so far the matches have all been normies. I'll try to post screenshots in a few minutes but I just hooked my ipod up to the computer and it automatically synced and deleted all my fucking apps so now I need to wait for a software update and then restore everything from a backup fucking apple SHIT
gotta love apple
Alright buddy, understandable, good luck
Software update didn't work for whatever reason and the only backup I could use was the one that was created immediately after the sync ten minutes ago after all the apps were deleted. Currently re-downloading all my apps
op is a faggit
sorry to say
fuck apple man. i made the mistake of buying an apple product once four years ago, i still have it cos poorfag student but never. again.
Here's one, will probably ignore her now because she might be retarded. Bonus points if you can guess where I'm from
im so ashamed to share the same soil as the women of my country
that thing looks fucking disgusting but matching with a poo?
is she joking
Here are some of the others. Nothing interesting to report just shite chat. Don't know why they're matching, is it the weird bio? None of them have mentioned it.
Anyway I don't want to take over this thread, desu I wanted to see what OP had to say
So I can just go to the UK and destroy 5/10's at will? I'd be drunk the whole time, so this may be perfect
smash it my dude
I'm not good looking at all but when I had tinder I'd get 30+ matches a day somehow, I had about 12k matches when I deleted, maybe you just have shitty pics
tfw I made a trump account and now my phone number is banned from tinder
if you really care that much just get a cheap burner phone to get the auth code sent to
I thought I got banned the other day because the bio is somewhat edgy, but it turned out Tinder was just down. I don't have a real account since I'm not actually interested in whatever Tinder is for so I won't be too sad if my phone number gets banned, Pajeet is just to cure boredom by means of bants with random grills
how the hell?
OP is clearly a faggot that won't deliever, I think you are the only currently making this thread interesting, post moar my scott boi
She'll make you a good breakfast in the morning and you can cum in her because her eggs dried up years ago
i'd hit it just for the breakfast if it came with sausages
i dont understand how its so hard for you guys
3 matches in a few days
2/3/4/5 if that matters, but no job
Depends on your looks and where you live. I live in a town with 6k People and I have less than 100 matches. Got tinder 2 Months ago already smashed 2 and going for the third when My sore throat is gone
no you are just ugly
Genuinely nothing that interesting to add desu
I assume most of the matches are either accidental or for bants, Scottish girls are notoriously racist so I doubt they actually fancy pajeet. There have been a few super-like-then-immediately-unmatch
with their face i'd rather not
Would be trippy as fuck
lmao what kinda lame ass nigga still using an ipod? neck yourself, bitch.
Should I install tinder for those social gains?
monitoring this thread
Jesus fucking Christ, time to kill myself. My county has a million people and the most matches I’ve gotten is 100 over months
I went to school with top right SHE IS A PIG
tfw you ran out of girls to like in 5 days because you liked them all
Non liked back
kill yourself seriously
Same, I only date european women now.
Did grandma respond OP
Ok so if 15% of people are age 18-28, half being female, that leaves you with 450 women in your age range in your town. One quarter of them matched with you on tinder. Holy fuck...
So does this mean that like 75% of all young women are on tinder at any given time? It’s over
I messaged her saying 'clean your room' but she didn't respond. I think you're just jealous that she likes pajeet and not you desu
you should have said clean your room BUCKO otherwise it doesn't work you retard
Tinder in Glasgow is a good way to have your soul drained quickly
Do the people matching with you are serious? Try to talk seriously and report back, it might be true what they say about white women liken brown more now after all wtf
To be fair all of those women are overweight and just not particularly attractive in general. Still it's a little suprising he gets any matches at all. The guy doing the experiment probably accidentally picked an attractive outlier. Women have very different standards from men. A lot of times in the past I thought a guy was ugly and then every girl was like "nooo he's really hot", and vice versa.
install gentoo for those brain gains
Check out the tinder guide on r/TheRedPill , it will help you a lot
the only thing that helps is getting a plastic surgery you dumb copecel
She had "gamer girl" in her bio
kek no I doubt any of them are serious, don't get your hopes up. And it's not an experiment.
If you're really interested, 99% of matches I've had on that account have unmatched instantly - probably matched by accident. Most that stay matched don't reply. The ones that do reply have nothing to say
The account started getting a lot more matches after I changed the bio. Before it was something else slightly less absurd and not as funny, think it was something like '100% real human, crypto billionaire. Anime girls only'. Never got any matches with that bio. When I changed it to the n word stuff matches started appearing. Take from that what you will
such is the life of those who have chosen a path of degeneracy
I don't know the tinder semantics. What is unmatching instantly? I used Tinder for like a week and only got one match. She was overweight and unmatched after a few hours. Guess that means I'm just really really ugly.
Is Bulgaria the most spurdo country after ebinland? this is the fourth bulgarian-themed spurdo I see. Good thing I can just send them to my local Mitko straight away
As in she matches and then disappears from the matches immediately, presumably because she went 'oh shit I accidentally swiped right, I don't want this guy to message me' and went straight to 'unmatch'
Had no idea it was Bulgarian, thought it was supposed to be a viking. Post other Bulgarian spurds
It is, there was some dude who tried to invade Bulgaria. The king just fucked him up and made a cup for wine (wouldn't be surprised if it was rakija, knowing bulgarians) out of his skull.
Didn't find the original (gif, the cat spins) so I took a screenshot from the convo with my friend.
I asked him about this because spinning cats is supposedly some kind of tradition there, he refused to explain and just assured me they love animals.
mfw putting a topless selfie on my profile actually bumped up my matches from 7/8 a week to 40-50 matches a week
If you want matches just get ripped. No joke. You might look like a douchebag putting a topless pic on there but the reality is that girls are shallow as fuck. Especially on tinder.
Jesus Fucking Christ. Quit this hookup shit.
Unless you live in a leftist megalopolis, there is no hope for you. 99.99% of every female is there confirm herself she's worth 150 likes a day (on average).
Why are they posing like they are hookers?
This is a joke thread.
This desu mate Have you actually read the thread? There is no hooking up going on, it's all memes
this is so sad, we need to rise up
It's not even about being ripped. If it shows your not fat and got some shoulders and pecs its all good.
Mine had no six pack and a full rug of hair, still upped the matches and got incoming first messages.
Brehs how do I make a good profile for bumble? I tried making a tinder one about 2 years ago and wasn't getting a lot of matches and eventually just stopped using it.
no one uses bumble, your success will be even worse on there
Lads how do I get with this qt?
Damn. I'm not really looking for a hookup though, which was I didn't want to go to Tinder.
Go meet people irl
Just pay for match.com and post pics of you showing off your money
Thanks for the laugh user
Offer her food
Try hinge. I get less matches than I get on tinder but the response rate is much, much better. (Also has less bots)
I don't think you should be trying to look for a relationship on Tinder. You're better off building a connection with a girl from your workplace or school and going out with them rather than any girl you'd see on a dating app.
tfw over 1000 matches but I’m too afraid to meet up with any of them