I've been lifting for 7 months Jow Forums
Thinking I made a lot of progress over this time so I decided to try out tinder
My only match so far has been this 65 year old.woman
Is it over for me ?
I've been lifting for 7 months Jow Forums
Alexander Evans
Jonathan Hughes
Low test
Juan Hill
This is fucking depressing
Grayson Nguyen
>tfw mature fetish
Liam Harris
Show pics user.
Ryan Harris
My only match was a 5/10 that ghosted me the next morning.
I looked so much cuter than she did.
Jaxson Lee
she seems like she might be nice man
maybe I should meet her
she might give me cookies
Camden Myers
Unironically yummier than most thots on Tinder. How can this old lady be mogging the overweight, frumpy, 20 year old airheads whose skin is not that much better? Making a lot of assumptions here, but I think she’d have “less mileage” due to being grown up in a different time, and probably was monogamous with a husband for a while until recently hence why she’s “back on the market” and she’ll probably treat you better like a son and make you cookies after sex instead of going on her phone to book another appointment with Chad while scrolling through Instagram. Or she may be a sexual deviant, who knows, there’s no lose with this woman.
Gavin King
>screencapping before actually matching
Sage this LARP faggotry. How old are you, OP? Too old to get with it, or too young to have ever used it?
Asher Edwards
tfw Jow Forums is gonna make me bang an old lady
Justin Ross
I would tbqh
Cameron Parker
ok retard
Bentley Hernandez
Holy shit you're bad at this lmao
>inb4 a granny rejects you
Grayson Fisher
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Jonathan Butler
this is probably funniest tinder shit i have ever seen, if i could rep you, i would
Jonathan Miller
Dude OP is gonna be drowning in dried up pussy
Make sure she takes her dentures out when she gives you head
Evan Kelly
Ask her subtly if theres something to inherit
Jaxson Morris
Aha fucking BASED
Chase Garcia
She looks like a fucking goblin
Joseph Martinez
>Is a complete retard
>Why don't I get tinder matches??? ):
Jose Murphy
At least you got laid, I've been trying to get an actual date for like a year and a half. Can't get past getting a match, I got the number of one even and we seemed to have stuff in common. We never met, one day she didn't reply and I didn't message her anymore. Fuck tinder unless you made it
Lucas Anderson
gay lowtest nigga
Josiah Cruz
this is a must
Alexander Bennett
I never claimed I got pussy.
21y virgin.
Jonathan Hughes
does anyone have experience with this
is it actually dry
Luke King
Shouldn't have done that user, now she's gonna ghost you and you will feel even shittier
Jace Perez
what the fuck is this, some ninth-grade Tumblrite's fanfic?
Christopher Stewart
I don't think so user
She seems like a dirty old girl
Nathaniel Bailey
Post profile nigga your shits broke
Colton Baker
Jesus Christ
Evan Perry
Maybe it's the two weeks of nofap talking, but I'd hit it just for the experience. Bet she'd suck your very soul out of you.
Tyler Phillips
Thanks bill nye the science goy
Colton Walker
I never have any luck with Tinder either OP. My guess is you have to have pictures of yourself in clubs, with puppies, on vacations, and at a beach shirtless. My problem is I don't have friends to take my picture haha.
Justin Johnson
I'd take your picture bro
Jayden Bennett
a 65 year old sexually active woman has an over 75% probability of genital herpes and an over 90% probability of genital HPV
good luck
Cooper Evans
this DO it op
Jason Cox
Post your profile
Easton Murphy
OP YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO NOT BE A MASSIVE FAGGOT
PLEASE TAKE IT
Thomas Russell
Oof. I had a suicidal batshit insane gf from 18 to 21 and I regret it. You aren't missing much, I should've ended the relationship the first time she tried to commit suicide in my parents house, with them lmao.
Don't fall in love with crazy, gave her so much money and wasted so much time. Pay a prostitute if you really need sex, it's much more mentally healthy unironically.
I haven't fucked in 2 years so I've regenerated my virginity
Owen Rogers
Most of them are pics cut off at the head where I wear tight boxers while having an erection that worked on bumble and online so i thought subtle dick pics were the way to.go
Asher Green
Getting a prostitute is just sad.
Sometimes I girl would approach me or smile at me and I pussy out
Samuel Collins
based AND redpilled AS FUCK
Thomas Hall
If dubs text this
Oliver Long
Get
Chase Cooper
nice
Christopher Hughes
DO IT OP OR ELSE
Nolan Campbell
devilish
Benjamin Lewis
Hunter Barnes
op is a faggot and won't deliver
Jaxon Sullivan
How the fuck am.i supposed to say that subtely
Jacob Brooks
That's my granma...
Blake Bell
First youll have to find out if there are kids and grandkids.
Anthony Hernandez
>you got any any grandkids ;)
>cause the more you have is the less inheritance i'm gonna get haha
Elijah Martin
she cute
Aiden Anderson
Imagine her pussy brehs
Noah Taylor
At least you got one match more than me.
Easton Flores
like sandpaper...
Ryan Johnson
This thread has potential, dont waste it OP!
Andrew Price
This is based and will work if she is playful, fucking do it OP
Nicholas Parker
Holy fuark, Satan trips, fucking do it OP
Sebastian Nelson
imagine a foursome haha
Jacob Taylor
follow it up with
>how much is there anyways haha ;)
Robert Torres
HOLY SHIT OP
BEFORE THE THREAD GETS NUKED
PLEASE
Hunter Miller
How do people actually not get matches on Tinder
I'm legit getting matches with this dumb account
Brandon Wright
post pictures of matched grills
Jacob Jones
yeah id be all over this just for a great story
Alexander Gray
Unironically asking, what kind of girl is matching with that account? Post pics if possible
James Cox
top lel
Tyler Perry
desu I've just been trying to match with girls who like memes just for the chat since it's an obvious meme account but so far the matches have all been normies. I'll try to post screenshots in a few minutes but I just hooked my ipod up to the computer and it automatically synced and deleted all my fucking apps so now I need to wait for a software update and then restore everything from a backup fucking apple SHIT
James Barnes
gotta love apple
Adam Thomas
>apple
Alright buddy, understandable, good luck
Brayden Fisher
Software update didn't work for whatever reason and the only backup I could use was the one that was created immediately after the sync ten minutes ago after all the apps were deleted. Currently re-downloading all my apps
Parker Cruz
>bill noy
Benjamin Campbell
DELIVER
Asher Green
op is a faggit
sorry to say
Jack Watson
fuck apple man. i made the mistake of buying an apple product once four years ago, i still have it cos poorfag student but never. again.
Adrian Robinson
Here's one, will probably ignore her now because she might be retarded. Bonus points if you can guess where I'm from
Brody Reed
scotland
Kevin Hall
im so ashamed to share the same soil as the women of my country
Nathan Sullivan
that thing looks fucking disgusting but matching with a poo?
is she joking
Dominic Cooper
You win
Here are some of the others. Nothing interesting to report just shite chat. Don't know why they're matching, is it the weird bio? None of them have mentioned it.
Anyway I don't want to take over this thread, desu I wanted to see what OP had to say
Owen Murphy
So I can just go to the UK and destroy 5/10's at will? I'd be drunk the whole time, so this may be perfect
Bentley James
smash it my dude
Jaxson Anderson
I'm not good looking at all but when I had tinder I'd get 30+ matches a day somehow, I had about 12k matches when I deleted, maybe you just have shitty pics
Xavier Ortiz
tfw I made a trump account and now my phone number is banned from tinder
Juan Cruz
if you really care that much just get a cheap burner phone to get the auth code sent to
Grayson Roberts
I thought I got banned the other day because the bio is somewhat edgy, but it turned out Tinder was just down. I don't have a real account since I'm not actually interested in whatever Tinder is for so I won't be too sad if my phone number gets banned, Pajeet is just to cure boredom by means of bants with random grills
Hunter Cooper
how the hell?
Sebastian Lopez
OP is clearly a faggot that won't deliever, I think you are the only currently making this thread interesting, post moar my scott boi
Levi Morris
She'll make you a good breakfast in the morning and you can cum in her because her eggs dried up years ago
i'd hit it just for the breakfast if it came with sausages
Logan Davis
i dont understand how its so hard for you guys
3 matches in a few days
2/3/4/5 if that matters, but no job
Cooper Hall
Depends on your looks and where you live. I live in a town with 6k People and I have less than 100 matches. Got tinder 2 Months ago already smashed 2 and going for the third when My sore throat is gone
Caleb Gonzalez
no you are just ugly
Alexander White
Genuinely nothing that interesting to add desu
I assume most of the matches are either accidental or for bants, Scottish girls are notoriously racist so I doubt they actually fancy pajeet. There have been a few super-like-then-immediately-unmatch
Lincoln Perry
top kek
Chase Long
with their face i'd rather not
Christian Turner
Would be trippy as fuck
Brandon Campbell
lmao what kinda lame ass nigga still using an ipod? neck yourself, bitch.
Wyatt Williams
Should I install tinder for those social gains?
Nolan Watson
monitoring this thread