Why are you still wearing a shirt user? Come jump in the lake with us!

That’s not a lake you idiot. How would a boat that size get into a lake?
Clearly you’re in the ocean but so hoped up on coke and other party favours that you don’t elbow what’s what in this time anymore.

Yes, never once been rejected.
they love it and best part is it’s easy sex because of the implication.

Well I love boats anyway and if it could help pull bitches it would be nice. I have a jetski and can bring that along, then then will hold onto me as I take them on a ride =3

bro it sounded there that youre gonna rape these women

No, no no you got it wrong.
Obviously I wouldn’t rape her and if she said no then I wouldn’t. But it’s jist us so there’s the implication that I could, if she said no. She’s will say yes even though nothing would happen. Because it Could happen.

>ow would a boat that size get into a lake?
Are you retarded?

That’s clearly salt water.
And that bridge? Who puts a lane bridge over a lake? No it’s clearly an ocean

Keep dreaming buddeh

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90% of girls have them

Did you just say 90% of the girls are trash? Fucking misogonistic pig.

Back to hulu faggot

Wrong.

That's still rape. If they are being coerced into fucking you out of fear then you still raped them. Rape doesn't have to be physically overpowering someone.
You're literally disgusting.

Ok dennis

There'll be other cute girls for you to smash eventually.

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Girls like that aren’t at the lake to get wet. They’re there to take pictures and increase their social media following until they can get flown out to get fucked in the ass by Saudi royals for 10,000 dollars a nut.

Please stop pedestalizing these vapid NPC women.

Not him but fuck yourself Always Sunny is fucking kino

i dont want my swastika tattoos to fade

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Into the trash they go

“N-no... t-that’s okay. My nipples are sensitive.”
Fuck.
“I-I mean. M-my nipples get sunburnt easily. They’re sensitive to the sun...”
Kill me plz.

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>Yeshua ben Yosef
>Disapproving of piercings
He had some pretty hardcore piercings

based dennisposter

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I-I'm bulking

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kek beat me to it

Dee you bitch

Imagine being this oblivious

It's january

satire?

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Bitches like these are a dime a dozen. I don't see their appeal. Like the Camry of thots.

And, that’s part of the Indian Ocean?
WHere exactly is this lake you want me to see?

chadpilled

Bird!

Not a fan of brain eating amoeba. I'll pass.

A slutty blond royally fucked with my head over a year ago and I'm still not over it. I wound up trying to do a relationship a few months later just to see if I was capable of having one (spoiler: it lasted less than 3 months). I'm sick of being used

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>oh boy it’s another tfwnogf simulator spammed by the r9k incel Raid
You know it’s coordinated when it’s over 5 threads, sage incel posters and post their IP addresses and personal information

What happens to white girls when they go to the middle east?

>lake has ecoli.
>roasties on the shitter for the next two weeks.

Thats great picture to demonstrate between beta/alfa behaviour and scarcity vs abundance mindset.

Who the fuck is going to give his heart away, feel so low self worth and be needy for a random girl that dont even show signs of intrest. And be broken about it with victim stories.

kek i go to uni with the one on the right
she got kicked from her sorority for public indecency

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alright ladies here comes captain custard
>take off shirt point back to them
>a million white heads primed to fire at the slightest touch

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Would go balls deep tho

careful what you wish for. this girl is really popular on /b/ and Jow Forums because she took a picture wearing a "no white boys" shirt and apparently has nudes with a black guy. but other than that yeah, would plow.

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looks like there's no one here to drive the boat so I'll watch that you go ahead

Mudsharks get the rope.

R u even white, juan Nigger?

Eh, who cares? Obviously not marriage material, would choke and fuck tell she begged me to stop

How small do you think lakes are?

>semenholes
Nuke FSU

Even girls like that have stooped to such degenerate levels and yet fit will have you believe you can find a nice god-fearing virgin.
Accept that you will eventually marry a roastie who's probably been blacked. It's not worth stressing over anymore

Are you new here? This makes her even hotter.

Gr8 b8

>whore piercings
>whore nails
Would make bad mothers and bad wives.
2/10, would not even look twice at.

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Based Jesus poster

Because you refer to her as 'bitch'. Nigger.

Tri Delts, Who hasn't?

fucking this!
People are too much into smut and filth these days. One must root out and eradicate filth from his life as he come across such things. Piercings and tattoos are right in that category.

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Thats rape

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Lake Michigan / Lake Huron buddeh

you sound pathetic, stop posting

Imagine if the tfwnogf faggot who keeps spamming these shitty threads FINALLY got doxed
Oh man haha imagine all the fun I'd have

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You were probably too "nice"

>tri delt
she was kkg, which is one of the more "well respected" sororities here.
i fw tri delt HARD
same with kd, adpi, and phi mu
>t. ATO
>nuke FSU
spend a weekend in tallahassee, you'll change your mind
tru
also tru
leaf spotted

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Fucking based

fugggg why are belly piercings so optimal
slowly brainwashing my gf to get one

everyone in florida is deeply mentally retarded and the whole state should be sawed off to float away like the bugs bunny cartoon

t. flyover trash

How do I get the central abdominal line like the one on the right?

Get a lower bf%

If it's the right girl with the right ring its hot. I like the ones on op where they are minimalistic. Too many girls with muffin tops get them now and they get rings that are enormous and it just looks stupid.

>feel like utter shit every time I open up messenger and she's connected
>it was only for a month, and I knew she was moving out just after
>but my brain still hasn't accepted it
>it's been 6 months

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Who said anything about rape? There would be no rape, obviously. Obviously if they say 'no' that means no and nothing happens but they won't say no because of the 'implication'.

>Active Now
>Message sent a week ago
>Unread

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That sucks man.
She answers my messages, but I don't have much to tell hee anymore so it's quick to end.
I tried inviting her to a party I'm throwing this Saturday, but she would have to drive 4 hours to come and she's having exams until next week.

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It's always me to initiates the messages and she always responds extremely late. The problem is the response are lengthy so I think she doesn't hate talking to me, but since they're late I know I'm just not on her mind at all. I just want to be freed of these feelings.

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It's hard, really hard.
They say that time is the only way but how long will it take ?
The fact that her responses are lengthy means nothing, really. Of she doesn't initiates sometimes, it will not work.
And I know that the moment I'll see her I'll be back in the same state.
I tried with another girl who I talked to prior to her but it didn't work. I couldn't get stay hard, it wasn't natural at all, we tried 3 times and each time I felt shittier that the one before.
I don't know if it's because of HER but damn.
Now I have another "target" that might work but I have that girl who I'm 99% sure that it's won the moment I make a move, she's cute and all but I don't know ...
GOD DAMNIT

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florida = flyover you genetic deadend

same, 3 months ago I felt so bad I didnt eat for 3 days straight

it always gets better user, times like these are when you get to know yourself. the only thing that matters is which direction you're moving, and that's always up to you.

it'd be 4 times funnier if I hadn't seen the show.

I had a girl pull some disrespectful shit on me and then bait me into calling her to possibly work things out. Guess what no answer/call back.

Do yourself a favor and move on. The sooner you do the less time it will take. Get a hobby, social circle, exercise etc. She is not who you thought she was

>*takes pants off and shit on the floor out of nervousness

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At least you're seeing other girls. I haven't been able to get together with anyone at all. How do you do it? How do you bring yourself to see other people? Thanks for hearing me out brother.

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Based Bajesus

Can you tell me where this implication meme is from, what show are we talking about?

'its always sunny in philadelphia' has a conventionally attractive narcissist sociopath character called Dennis who misleads and manipulates women to get sex

50% of the show is friends-tier lame predictable humour 50% is absolute comedy gold

kekked audibly

there's an episode where Dennis "gets off" after committing identity theft, the character development is really good and interesting for the most part

Mac is like 80% of /fit

Thanks friend, I'm painfully aware that I need to move on. I'm slowly trying to work on that. Thanks again for the support.