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How high test are ya?

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Hey girl, i am the king of the jungle you should hear me roar.
i work out seven days a week and that is on a twenty four hour schedule at my start up company.

if you pick me we would go to a winery or something like that and take my personal helicopter to a secluded field romantic right?
what time will i pick you up?

Oh, girl, I'm the king of the forest, and I will listen to me?
I work for seven days a week for a twenty-hour plan.

If you pick up a basement or other location with a helicopter?
Where are you?

I have backne without taking steroids

Check'd
I hate minorities openly and unironically on all forms of social media

is this enough proof??

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~700
Feels like enough I already make to many risky decisions. Also checked.

YIKES thats too much toxicity for me, BYEEEEE

i've been arrested and taken to jail on a gun charge

How high t am I? HOW HIGH T AM I?
I eat my 6 eggs raw with My oatmeal
>without any milk

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You may not enter faggot, back to r*ddit
Gross but you may enter
Based, you may enter
Back to r*ddit faggot
Söyboy tier test, back to r*ddit
Kys
Niggers don’t have high test, go back to jail
you may enter

niggers have very high baseline test, but i'm not a nigger i'm slav and ill shit on your face given the opportunity

...you got a bottle of ketchup?

He's not even the OP. Just some sperg doing a mass reply.

t. op

I sucked dick for bus fare.

Then I walked.

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so can i fuckin go inside?

This is my ideal woman

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do u think she knew her boob was out? haha

not high test enough because i'm wasting my time browsing Jow Forums and posting in this thread right now

Today i ate a whole bowl of oats

WITHOUT MILK

For dinner I ate dry turkey breast sprinkled with turmeric and hot sauce.

Lmao braindead slav wrong kys

academic.oup.com/jcem/article/92/7/2519/2598282

sheeeiiiiiiddddd

>working in the field
>not at ALL sweaty

The fuck is this magic bullshit?

i have gyno

My dream is to have a harem of top tier genetic women and breed a race of super humans who shall inherit the earth, unfortunately, due to monetary restraints, I will only take one wife

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i will enter

I'm so high test my balls grew balls of their own.

I saw the n word to black people on xbox live.

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I can fuck my 5'2" mexican gf several times in a row without rest

pic related is me

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875mg/wk

>777

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>on xbox live
and never IRL of course

2400

I have an overwhelming urge to pillage towns and impregnate their woman+ trap/back acne without steroids

actual genuine nigger detected.

no but nice try. looks like i hit a nerve, huh Connor

i have stretch marks on my traps

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I don't believe you

I have an inferiority complex that causes me to stalk men I deem physically superior to me. I go through their garbage and message them online pretending to be a female. Now I'm not gay but I sometimes watch them shower just to admire them. Whenever I stalk them I get this rush of excitement like they might notice me. However the idea I keep having run through my head everytime I watch them is "Could I kill this guy?". I feel like murdering them is the only solution to end this obsession and inferior feeling. Just once I'd like to kill one of these men, like a savage. Just run into their house and start stabbing them repeatedly. I'd love to see the shock on their faces when they realize im that guy and they weren't being paranoid. Imagining this gives me an adrenaline rush like nothing else. I don't even watch porn anymore. Im sick.

uhhhhh c-come right in man, the bar's over there....

For breeding you also need atleast one male, dummy

You might fit in better over here, buddy

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I fuck cute traps but I fully acknowledge that it's gay, I just don't give a damn. A hole is a hole, and my dick has neither eyes nor taste buds.

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Those men don’t even think they are superior and would probably be your friend. Just don’t fucking kill anyone dude wtf

600mg/week
whatever that translates to

I have prominent chin/jawline, manly body hair, can grow a beard but dont want to look soi I have raging boners when women get close to me even tho I'm a virgin, higher muscular potential and a mature hairline

AND IM 19 YEARS OLD NOW LET ME IN YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER

im straight but i fuck men to assert my dominance over the twinkfags

I multiple whiffs of fat women’s asses daily

>im straight but i fuck men

*take multiple
not him but it’s an act of masculine dominance, not an actual expression of his sexuality

I suck on titty milk pre workout

I take all my groceries up three flights of stairs despite our building having an elevator

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I’m 6’3” step aside manlet

*scans you from head to toe*
>Uh no
*snickers behind your back*
>Bruh look at that fag with klinefelter syndrome

“What did you say to me little boy?!”
*picks up and proceeds to throw into pit*

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