be me

> be me
> doing nofap
> on day 7 start getting horny
> get like incredibly horny
> develop a strong sissy fetish
> hop on Grindr and find a semi-passable trap in my area
> meet “her” at a sketch motel 8 and get a room
> pretty nervous so I was already a bit drunk before meeting
> drink more in the room
> “she” is a lot more masculine in person, realize she must use a lot of photo editing / filters
> at this point I’m even more nervous but too autistic to leave
> just decide to fuck anyway since I already got the room and my inhibitions were lowered
> “she” had a decent ass though so I fuck “her” doggy
> the actual sex was decent
> when I bust a my inside her though I come back down to reality and realize what I’ve done
> actually get a good look at her face and realize “she’s” an overweight 30 year old man in a wig


I’ve litetally never felt shame like this before wtf is wrong with me... it seemed so fucking hot at the time but now I realize how disgusting I am wtf

I think I’m gonna kms

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Honestly, you have left humanity behind user, either follow the ways of Fat Fucking Lenny or just neck yourself fgt

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Jesus dude
You're gay as fuck
Didnt even read this whole shit but who fucks a dude and call it a her

That's a fucking guy you idiot

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Pics

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Let's see a pic.

Fucking le mayo

The only one who cares is you. As long as you didn't get AIDS why the fuck does it matter? Are you some sort of christfag or something? Jesus forgave way worse people than people who fucked a tranny. Just don't do it anymore if it makes you this hysterical.

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This is not the first, second or third time I've seen a thread like this on Jow Forums.

I'm not saying you're lying, quite the opposite actually. Men come to this board to improve themselves and get the confidence to get a gf. Somewhere along the way they lose track and start fucking traps.

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Ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

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Do it fag

no words

Hah

As long as you said no homo you’re good

Dude...

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top kek

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No fucking way

It's the double edged sword of Jow Forums

Anonmity leads to the most authentic communication and instant advice

But also to hardcore porn/sexual images at all times on all boards which will always plant that seed

>zero search results
seriously kys

>be me
>on no fap myself, for like 3 months
>still fucking girls but still horny as fuck
>i auto right swipe on tinder, so some blank profile got through cracks and matched
>says its a dude and he wants to suck my dick
>never see face or anything, just sends me ass pic and cock, both were shaved
>fuckit.jpg
>drive to his place at 1am. he's going to come in my car and suck me off and leave
>i'm wearing a baseball cap in shame
>text him i'm there, lights on across street
>he comes outside
>an objectively attractive looking guy but hits home it's a fucking DUDE
>instant reflex to reverse car like 30 seconds backwards down the road and just straight up leave while he's watching
>kind of feel bad but thank god

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Well fuck

I... uh... lo siento, user

>come back down to reality
>oop there goes gravity
>oop there goes spaghetti
>Plaow! he's so mad but he knows
>He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no
>He won't have it, he knows
>He keeps on forgetting that
>Mom's spaghetti's dope

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>be me
>old fart 30 yo in no fap for months
>wear a rig and finger myself to stop urges
>went to meet skinny ass boi to have my ass fucked
>read Jow Forums

>mfw when survived until the 12th day without being a fag
>OP has problems most likely that caused him to be gay

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Jow Forums - Fitness

I'm not sure that this is what the creators of "nofap" had in mind.

Do i need to say more?

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>no reverse image search results
what the fuck man

>going to his place
You already fell

the only option left is to neck yourself

2 things. First, don't literally kys though I realise it's likely said in jest. Secondly, stay the course on no fap. The extreme porn habits from before have led you down this path and no fap is a way to shed them.

Stay away from the rabbit hole and don't indulge the fantasies. We're all gonna make it.

Oh shit nigger what are you doing

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That’s gay user, do better

Lmao its over dude your life as you knew it is gone

LMAO
user
YOU GOT THE LARGE GAY NOW
BETTER GO GET AN HIV TEST

I need to think this is fake for my own sanity

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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How long does it take to fully "recover" via nofap?

I always give up within 60 days at most, but within 2 weeks typically

PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
FUCKING FAGGOT!
HE'S SUCH A MENTALLY ILL FAT DUDE! AHAHAHA! LOOK AT HIS "WARRIOR SKULL" JAW AHAHAHAHA!!!
>OP. U gay!

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This is exactly why the meme was made.

Gary Wilson suggests 7-9 months for a full reboot. Seems like you're giving up before you're even 1/3rd of the way to there (200+ days)

Start today and by August-October you'll be a new man

this has to be a troll...

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>Her
That's just a full blown bloke

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>It's ma'am

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Not even OP and I want to kill myself after reading this thread

I have seriosly laugh 5 mins straight and my neighbours are banging floor and telling me to shut up

>>>/tumblr/
faggot

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So what you're saying is Nofap turns you gay?

im gonna fuckin barf

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Fucking sexy

BEYOND SAVING

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seriously

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oh no

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>this is what no-fap gets you

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So this is the power of nofap

OP you are unironically manlier than any of the fags on this board (who obsess over that twink zyzz). Way to be a true Roman my friend.

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How is that passable????hahha

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looks a little bit like a shaved Chris Farley

>> develop a strong sissy fetish
how the fuck did you get to this position?

o lord

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this fucking board

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we need to convert him guys

HIGH TEST THREAD GO

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>>fuckit.jpg
>>drive to his place at 1am. he's going to come in my car and suck me off and leave
Where does this faggotry come from??

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Son, you well and truly fucked up, never tell anyone about this again, don't even bring it up in your MIND, it's done, it's over.

Longest I've gone before relapsing is 4 months

Fittin dis whole cock in my mouth!

the world of Jow Forums is strange and wonderful

Imagine doing nofap for this

We need another flood, and you degenerates won't be in the ark.

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>reverse image search
>0 results
I'm choosing to believe that this is fake. I need to believe that this is fake.
This is fake.
This is fake.

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actual fag here
what have you done???

Jow Forums4chan if youre reading this kill yourselves you need to stay on plebbit you fucking faggots

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what have you done?

>It took 7 days of nofap for you to become gay
You were always gay

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Put me in the screen cap lads

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Did she pillow talk about her days as a linebacker?

Her wrestling days.

Oh my god im laughing in class at this

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hahaha what the fuck

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>imagine the smell

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>the actual sex was decent
>??

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Ok, someone make a screencap already.

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OP's next conquest

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put me in the screencap

JUST

see pic related

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im glad i decided to start visiting Jow Forums again

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Good fucking lord
>Semi passable trap
>That thing

You dun goofd user

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>These are the people I get workout advice from

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