*blocks you’re path*

>*blocks you’re path*

Do you honestly think you are Jow Forums enough to defeat them all in hand-to-hand combat before they steal your precious sperm?

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I wish I was a chair

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Running circles around them and delivering a Quick blow to whoever gets separates from the group, repeat until all are down

>hand-to-hand combat

I thought whiteboys could read?

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>implying I couldn’t outrun them with a slight jog
>if I run now, nobody could catch me

I'm not white, I'm A NNNIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OH NO SHE'S GONNA GET ME

i’m going to say it

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Hey! You can't say the N-word here! This is a blue and advertisement friendly board. MODS! MODS! Someone said the N-word! Delete this thread, ban OP, and delete the other threads too! We're going to start over until every single post in this board is respectful of everyone.

Nothing in this world appeals to me more than the idea of brutally murdering all fat ugly useless stupid people. Those without a single redeeming characteristic besides "being a 'good' person" should just die, and I want to be the one to kill them.

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P-pls steal my sperm mommies

What is this about?

>your sperm you britbong cracka. give it to me or we will take it.

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>tfw I would be fine with this but I found blood in my sperm this morning

>you’re

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Run around them.

Hopefully they don't all work together to pin me down and sit on my face while they humiliate me by sucking and massaging my cock, I really hope that doesn't happen.

God damn the cheerleader effect is real. Only 2, 5, and 8 (or 20%) are fuckable and I'm pretty lenient about this shit.

i think id probably collapse from laughing too hard

lol wut. None of them are fuckable. But I guess people who make up shit like "The cheerleader effect" are not ones to afford to have standards.

I can beat then in hand to car combat

lol id take them for a 5 minute jog to warm up then fuck them up with ease.

Poor car.

Yes I'll just tire them out by running around them. Also leg sweep.