I Work at an accounting firm, Pic related says its best to stand at my desk, what do you think /fit...

She has the look of a girl who doesn't arch her back in doggy style and will be bottomed out after 5 inches.

Will not give the 9x6bbc too.
this message is gh15 approved.

Sitting is the new smoking meme. But it's funny since she's wearing heels (or shall we call them lifts like the womanlet she is) which is pretty shitty for her body and might cancel out any positive effects from standing. Kek.

This upsets me. I'm in school for Accounting and now I know that just like my classes represent... the women are all super conservative flat ironic whores. I sure hope I get to cum in her and then audit the kids genes.

kek

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Yeah I switched to standing at my desk. Joints and everything feels better.

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they already proved standing at your desk does dick and actually causes more harm than good

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that mommy got some nice feet, them heels

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I would make sure that me and her were alone in the office. I would slowly go behind her, grab her by her hips and whisper in her ear with a slow and and sexy voice following: "I know that you haven't been fucked in a long time. Let me change that". Then I would glide my hand through her body and gently strife her pussy until she gets wet. I would pull her pants down and shove my big, vascular cock in a rough way in her pussy. I would bent her slightly and grab her hair while I fuck her like a wild bull that is on tren and test. If she tried to scream or talk I would smack her and fuck her even harder. Once I bust my nut in her, I would bite her ear and tell her following:"I am not done with your pussy yet. Here is my address. Be there in 2 hours."

>standing all day with heels
That can't be good for you?

>inb4 #MeToo and Jerome analy rapes you in the pen

>nothing personnel, thot

I think i just came

This made my boipussy wet

it's really not, heels destroy your feet.

I'm glad y'all appreciate my accounting humor.

>nofap day 3 results

Some level of daily physical activity is a good thing. Problem is standing is barely any level of activity unless you do it for hours and hours a day and can get distracting.

Personally, I'd get a treadmill and plop a small desk over it, and spend an hour a day or so walking while listening to conference calls or doing other associated bullshit, then sit for the rest of the time.

Are you both retarded?

>turns around
>he thanks you

Everytime you post this shite somebody points out your bullshit

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it's for circulation bud not activity

Not in high heels. She should be barefoot.

Strains your back neck and feet too much after a while

At the very least, it will slow down the tightening of your hip flexors and let you fix your APT

Just standing around is worse than walking, which is what humans were meant to do

Anecdotal, but my old boss got herseld a desk that can be used raised or lowered for standing or sitting, alternated the two every couple of hours, and claimed it helped her back problems. I'd really like to try an ambulatory workstation myself.

Why on earth would that be good? It's shit for your knees, destroys your spine. Moving from standing to sitting as you wish and as it is comfortable for you would be good of course, but standing the whole day, wtf. Ask a poor kitchen worker or a cashier who is forced to stand at work if it's good for their health or not. Fucking millennials.

>missing an opportunity to joke about double entry though

I've been considering going back to school for accounting. Anything I should know?

Don't, my life is hell

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>not sending the thot an outlook calendar invite to your address
never gonna make

I mean, it's super unnatural. What sort of tribesman stands upright all day? Either you walk, sit/squat, do complex movements, run, lean on something or lie down. I see no situation that calls for just standing up in the same position for long amounts of time except maybe if you're keeping a lookout on the savannah or something

It's not that bad. I've mostly done small business accounts and tax compliance though - no suits or excessive hours. The money's good too. If you don't care about whether your profession makes a meaningful difference, have a decent mind, and enjoy problem solving I'd recommend it.

im in a big 4, its bad.

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this is what people who watch porn too much and leave their house too little think work life looks like

Sorry dude. Ever thought about going into business for yourself or contracting? Less money and less interesting work but the lifestyle's way better. I managed to score a job for a boutique firm where I work from home and my minimum target is 1000 hours/year. I usually only work from about 11-5 and never have to get more dressed up than jeans and a t-shirt. Or you can take all that knowledge and start a business - in my downtime I've gotten my wife into business for herself. She gets to do her thing without worrying about all the bullshit and I do all the orders, invoicing, tax compliance etc. One more year and it should be big enough for us both to live decently off.

Would an Associate's be enough to land me a job, or pay off to any extent? Or is it basically a Bachelor's-exclusive field?

Don't do it

I'm not the big 4 dude, but I don't have any qualifications at all aside from a certificate in small business accounting that took about 4 hours. I started out doing admin for a small firm and worked my way up. I'd need a degree to be a CA though.

Standing is good, but your desk should be fucking leveled. Looking down at your monitor like that is fucking retarded.

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found the beta

Standing would be good, but not in heels lol

Fucking hell lul.

Hey girl I'm going to make a double entry tonight.

Hey girl, let me debut that pussy 6,000,000 sperms and credit my balls for the equivalent.

Girl: tonight is national women's day. Ready to adjust those entries?

>I hope your margins are tight

>Jow Forums

Well since there is accounting in this thread.... I'm the guy who's going to school for it. My goal is to be the most swole CPA on earth so that all the weak ass staff cucks fear me. I see a lot of weak people in my courses. I will out noodle them and out lift them. Mental and physical superiority.

Standing in one place all day is no better than sitting in one place all day. It doesn't matter if you sit or stand; what matters is that you move around at least once an hour.

That's better. Now I have to go give myself an arm's length transaction though.

Standing desks are a meme for lazy people that don't ever go to the fucking gym

Based and legendpilled

Why would you lie about something like this? I just don't understand.

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No it will fuck your knees more than walking or running would.
What a dumb bitch. People who actually have to stand all day would lynch her.
>t.guy with fucked knees who can't stand for too long. No not fat.

OP didn't say he took that pic or that it was from his workplace.

why would anyone ever use a standing-only desk vs. one that can be used in either position

why defend an obvious liar? just gets weirder and weirder

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed it

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based and redpilled

This. Bring your laptop to the treadmill

you can only pull this off if you are an uberchad though

>Pic related says

That's a great way to have swollen feet and legs your whole life. Also great way to fuck up your veins and arteries inside your legs until they start rupturing when you go 30+ years old. Human body likes moving, not standing for long period of time. Ask any dentist or anyone that needs to stand in 1 spot for long period of time how they feel.

yea factory workers are really healthy generally

+1

>taking advice from women
literally worse than broscience

>Momscience

Good point - it's a little ambiguous but could reasonably be interpreted that way.

siscience

Leggings are awful, she is just fat and lamely you are tasteless.

I wonder whens the last time she took a shit

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What is a woman tells you you should breathe?

That's not advice. I was doing it anyway, because it's fucking obvious you need to breathe.

I work at an accounting firm too. Best thing to do is alternate between sitting and standing through the day. What you should be doing is once an hour go for a 5 minute walk around the office whether it's to get water or ask someone a question or chit chat.

Do you like it? Are you good at it? Can you grind out your CPA and earl career at a shitty firm? If yes to all of those then yes. People think an accounting degree means you can only be an accountant but the reality is an accounting degree is the only useful BBA discipline and can get you a job in most businesses at any level. The sky is pretty much the limit but also you can live a mediocre life as an AR/AP clerk for 40 years.

>he breathes
ngmi

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Lmaooooo

whether or not you were doing it anyway does not determine if it's advice or not; nice critical thinking skills

Doing accounting for 10 hours while sitting is depressing so yea I'll take the standing desk

lol, you've never done this? Buddy I rape my wife on a weekly basis. She tells me she hates it but I know she loves it. Last night I pinned her down and stuck it up her ass without notice. She screamed and tried to get me off of her, but I just held her down and kept going until I blew a huge load right up in her guts. She was in tears by the end of it and fell asleep soon after, and this morning she woke me up with a blowjob, telling me how much she loves me. I plan to throatfuck her until she passes out from lack of oxygen tonight, and then while she's passed out, fuck her ass, cum in it, then piss in it. Then throw her in the shower, get her cleaned up, put her in bed, and when she wakes up I'll act like she fell asleep reading a book. If she mentions that she last remembers her being choked by my cock, I'll tell her it never happened and it must have been a dream, just to fuck with her

keep going

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If out have a cute like that at your desk, then I’m jello with You gains.
Why does she like hanging you so Much?

>ironic whores.
This. It's known fact that you get ahead in accounting as a woman by putting out for your bosses. It's one of the only ways to distinguish yourself in such a competitive cookie-cutter field.

>I rape my wife on a weekly basis.
Tfw I unironically do this to my gf if she doesn't feel like having sex.

My lower back muscles used to get painfully tight whenever I squatted and deadlifted. Getting a standing desk fixed that within a week.

Does she scream or yell for help or nah

Sometimes I want to die because of shit like this. But I hope I can get a decent job once I have my degree. Anyone who goes to college for knowledge and enlightenment is a fucking faggot. You can achieve that by reading books alone.

I want to do this to my girlfriend but she was raped as a kid sooooo.... idk. She said shes saving her ass hole for her husband but I've never really craved anal.

please share you own story, i like where this thread is going.

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