Wtf

This nigga eats leaves, blueberries, and occasionally salmon and is swole as fuck

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damn, look at the SIZE of that beast. It could RIP you to shreads, no question about it

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I wish I was a bear

Gotta eat big to get big nigga. Grizzly bears eat up to 90lbs of food a day. Your twink faggot ass is probably getting stuffed on 40oz of food.

>This nigga eats leaves

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It's entirely possible

>tfw haven't achieved bear mode yet

you ever see one of those fuckers without any hair? they look like giant fucking rats
Giant. Fucking. Rats. I'm not making this shit up
Jamie, pull up that naked bear picture

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I bet bears don't get depression. Maybe they get bored, but they don't spend whole days thinking
>that bear face when no bear gf

wen u bear everywhere around u has food especially wen ur smell very sensitive litteraly like walking around a buffet for them

they also /fast/
we can learn a lot from nature

Gr8 b8 m8.

ahaha what a incel virgin

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That’s a black bear, nature’s bitch

What if they have a different digestive system that is equipped to synthesize nutrients from leaves unlike ours? That would be crazy haha

Trips of absolute fucking horror

>he doesn't know
bears spend a lot of time just watching the scenery, meditating.

how do they even find 90lbs worth of food to eat everyday?

What the fuck do bears meditate on then?

What to eat/maul next

The ground? Or in a tree?

that thing is horrifying

>you will never be a bear chilling in a forest
Why live?

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It's probably low calorie density hence the high volume/mass. Still doesn't explain the logistics of digging up that many roots, etc.

This is probably what started Bigfoot/wolfman/skinwalker etc

they eat up to 40 salmon a day, 90lbs is no fucking prob dude

Who the fuck was shaving bears centuries ago?

based and entirely possipilled

yeah jesus christ man look at that thing

you could still be a human chilling in a forest.

mange

having an extremely broad definition of food
I heard they can even eat tree bark and they dig roots

genetics

If you eat like a bear, you'll get strong as a bear

They have less myostatin inhibitors than humans.

A grizzly bear would easily kick a silverback gorilla's ass

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_bear#Diet

He eats entire deer, other bears and bald eagles

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