>be me 19yo virgin
>oneitis is a coffee skinned white girl with hazel eyes
>very slightly thick
>hnnnnnnnng
>pic is our 10/10 phenotypes
>no confidence to try and smash
>feel like I can’t live without that pussy
>creative_solution.mov
>try WBTB lucid dreaming very frustrating at first
>sleep cycle wrecked probably aged myself 40 years fml
>keep practicing until I get the hang of it
>enter dream and create oneitis
>guide her into weird lavish pool room (?) and put her face down on bed (??)
>gently tug off her jeans and thong and spread her cheeks
>snap my fingers to instantly bleach her butthole
>nice and pink
>jump straight into anal and wake up when I cum
>best thing ever need to experience irl
>skinny but enough confidence to go to the gym
>10 months later I have noobs gains+
>only 5’11 but slayer bone structure and workable face
>look good to normies and ego is through the roof
>ask out oneitis
>awkward at first but start wholesome dating
>about to smash
>made it
>but wait
>no stamina
>have to wear condom
>no anal
>she makes obnoxious noises
>butthole isn’t even bleached
>fall asleep next to her
>fuck her in my dreams 10x better
>played myself
>butthole not even bleached
Sex gets mogged
Stopped reading at "coffee skinned white girl" lmao
>coffee skinned white girl
>coffee
>white
Nice blogpost faggot
>butthole not even bleached
but that’s the best part
>obnoxious noises
elaborate
Zoomers must be banned from all boards. I just wasted 30 seconds of my life reading OP's stupid fucking post and typing this response.
>played yourself
fantasy did not include awkward squelching
>coffee skinned
>white
lots of milk in my coffee for protein
Milk doesn't even have good macros you fucking mongoloid. Drink your coffee like a real man and not some thot
rabbit appetite desu
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6/10 made me kek because I’m autisitc
Lmao
6/10?
>read first few lines
>OP wants to be a coal burner (male)
I'm not reading the rest of your bullshit nigger lover
Fpbp
Best thread in a long time OP. You can't make this shit up.
Stop talking about shit I keep thinking about ugly brown buttholes.
sounds like you are trying too hard to be screencapped and featured in a Jow Forums humor thread
Who is this?
My mom
you dont deserve to procreate
thats what anal is for kiddo
this
and to think you sat around and thought all that up
The solution is simple
>bleach your own butthole to demonstrate how good it looks
>show her your bleached butthole
>tell her "guys love bleached buttholes like this"
This poster is 16 at MOST
is this porn
>Can't live without that pussy
>Only looks for anal
Stop watching porn you degenerate. If you really want anal, there are plenty of gay guys out there that would fuck anything.