lets face it. we all work out to get girls. a 6 pack is at MINIMUM 2 extra points to your 10 factor. but not everyone can be fit AND rich
ITT tips and tricks to *appear* rich to gain access to that top 5% of females that are so hard to obtain
-"Hermes" belt (they'll never know its fake)
-get a G37. they're cheap and the interior is niiice
-always have a crumpled up $100 bill in your pocket, "accidentally" drop it on the ground when you reach to grab something out of your pocket while youre talking to a chick (makes it look like cheap change)
and my favorite -Saturday night, rent a $140 4 star hotel room downtown. Dress business cas, go to a nice bar, find your 10, and the most important part: you're Chad Johnson here from LA on business. you work for a securities firm and you and J.P. Morgan are finishing the paperwork on a major tech merger. it sounds way too complicated for any chick to ask any specifics. also you cant discuss any details about it because you signed a NDA (non-disclosure agreement). badda bing, badda boom. just dont spaghetti. ask her if she wants to come back to your hotel room for wine and cheese (sophisticated)
bonus: have another wrinkled up $100 bill on your hotel room coffee table
... I don’t even know where to begin. Please go lift weights and take a week off the Internet
Michael Jenkins
i do lift weights dickhead but i only make 31,000 a year. good luck getting any hot successful girl who is older than 22 and has a career if you don't make at minimum 60k/yr
or you can just work on your career for an hour a night and actually become rich
most professionals never advance their skillset after college. they rely solely on "experience" (eg. time working) to advance their career.
Jayden Harris
>work on your career an hour a night lmao are you fuckin 10 years old? because thats something a little kid would say
Gavin Gomez
>a 6 pack is at MINIMUM 2 extra points to your 10 factor. actually, men usually have 4 abs. it would be 2 extra muscles to your 4 pack. >2019 >appearing rich good one
Levi Gutierrez
I work in tech, faggot.
>180k base >80-100k RSU per year >30-60k cash bonus
I'm actually not even kidding. Add to your skillset an hour a night. Maybe add a couple hours on weekends. You will be so far ahead of the game.
I spent a few months working on unsupervised learning and it landed me a major promotion. Even the other "skilled" people i worked with go home and jerk off to nintendo switch in the evenings. I spent a small amount of my free time advancing my skillset and it worked.
Most people NEVER do this. They finish school and that's it.
But talk more shit you poor fucking faggot. I'd kill myself if I made 31k.
Colton Barnes
wow cool. 180k rupies.
if you're in tech wtf did you "learn" """unsupervised"""
how to code? lmao that'd be rich.
honestly it was probably social skills. or rosetta stone for English. youre Indian, i can just tell
Luis Long
I'm white with blonde hair and green eyes
RSU = restricted stock units, not rupies you fucking turbo poorfag. jesus fucking christ.
you literally make less than what janitors and uber drivers make in the bay area, and you're spending your time conceiving ways to PRETEND to be rich instead of actually doing things that actually MAKE YOU rich. you should actually kill yourself
Charles Williams
Idiot. There's no fucking way you're getting a 4 star hotel room for $140 on a SATURDAY unless you book maybe 6 months in advance. Especially in A FUCKING CITY that's close to FUCKING BARS.
For $159 + tax you can get the bed bug special in a holiday inn 45 minutes away from the city.
t. I work in a Radisson hotel (literally zero stars) and our prices are 149 - 179 during the week and I literally had to comp someone's room for finding bedbugs TODAY NOT 5 HOURS AGO
Wyatt Cook
I own a G37X. Every girl gets moist when I start it up. “Such a nice car!” They always say.
Zachary Murphy
>you literally make less than what janitors and uber drivers make in the bay area not him, but this hurts. A lot. Why did you have to remind me of it, user
Daniel Smith
>he thinks i was referring to RSUs when i said you get paid in indian money lmao autism confirmed lmao telling internet guy to kill himself twice lmao autistic 10 year old confirmed rustled af
dude, why are you so fucking mad? as stated in the OP this is to help guys who can already get the top 20% of girls tap into the top 5%. after seeing you literally sperg out there's no way you're even dating sixes.
i really hope you get the help you need and you shouldn't be here, its going to make you wierder
"heh you're funny, what do you do for a living" "oh well you see, i work on cylindrical metal pieces that help water travel from point A to point B" "...... so you're a plumber.." "n-no u" *runs away*
^^^that's you
Jaxson Stewart
yeah bro thats deffo me itsa me mario haha :^) gotem
>trying to pull a successful woman for a onenighter >thinking you need to be rich or look rich for this
lol, you're a fucking idiot, or are you trying to say start a relationship with them? Like you think a woman who actually takes care of herself or her finances will not care about you being a poverty-line loser after the first onenighter?
>G37 >good interior
LMFAO
Ryder Ramirez
THE. TOP. FIVE. PERCENT.
jedud Christy are you people fucking retarded. you are actually. i keep forgetting non-americans can post here. a non-white 5 percenter is like a 7/10.
> bragging about being this blandly middle class in a high cost of living area
l m f a o
t. high net worth individual
Oliver Gonzalez
Some advice for zoomer's ITT, if you're not going to college to do STEM, go get a trade, you'll be paid better.
Bentley Robinson
Oh right your a nigger, should of guessed.
Ian Parker
You're a fucking idiot mate, if you're not upskilling in your field, you'll be left behind, like that user said 1 hour a night, man you're fucked.
Wyatt Edwards
This girl looks almost identical to this chick I used to fuck in HS. But then she got hooked on coke, brave an alcoholic, got like 2 DUIs, became emaciated, went to rehab and now weighs like 250lbs. Too fucking sad.
Jordan Martinez
Jesus Christ, showing off isn't where it's at. You'll get 'aspirational' bitches like that, is that your objective? If you want to appear rich, your clothes should be old and leaning golf-casual, but clean, well fitted, with no logos.
Jeremiah Russell
Don't go for academic science. Only the applied science pays anything worth mentioning.
This much effort just for a one night stand? Cringe.
Cooper Sanchez
People with money don’t act or dress like that. Even thots would see through your charade.
Juan James
Depends. I'm an angel investor now after becoming a bitcoin multimillionaire. Really I just talk to people about deals and go through decks. Most startups are shit so you can just ghost them. The ones that are good you do a follow-up call, do some negotiating and make a deal for an investment. You can do this at an hour a day or so.
Joshua Brown
What to do if you have 10? I never liked them when i was doing sports in highschool because girls not liking 10packs made me a bit insecure so i became a bit fat (20% bf). Guys and girls either were intruiged by the 10 pack or called them ugly and body dismorphia and shit. Should i cut again?
Damn that looks like cheap trash. Pretty sure the dash made my eyes bleed.
Adam James
Everyone who does computer science, or similar, is a fucking loser. Everyone. I lived with a guy who did computer science and he was a fucking loser, and I met all of his friends who were all fucking losers. It doesn't matter how much money you make, you have loser genes forever.
Brody Bell
One of my fraternity brothers graduated comp sci, started at 85k a year, and is into lifting, skeet shooting, and sailing.
He's swole and attractive as well as confident. Can't say I agree.
Grayson Green
lmao 100 bucks youre pasty as fuck. heard of a tanning bed? i forgot this is Jow Forums, where 90% of you nerds dont ever go outside
Asher Clark
crumpled up 100 on the coffee table. Sure fire way to look like your on coke lol
Joshua Johnson
but being a decent human being got me the girl of my dreams (i'm by no means rich either). married for 3 years now. just be yourself user
Matthew Ross
and shes probably the bottom 80%. can you niggers even read? this thread is about obtaining the top 5% of females