Best way to crack an egg?

Dino I...

Anyway you're supposed to lightly rap them against the counter or the sink so that the outside forms cracks. Once the entire surface is cracked, you can peel it off, as the pieces are still attached to an inner film.

Post the rest of the condemned building in which you're illegally squatting.

I live in a psychiatric hospital and even I find this shocking

>Not living in a hellhole in order to motivate yourself to go to gym

never gonna make it

Not OP, but what do you think about my bathroom?

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seconded

Well I had hoped this was some dumb b8 post with OPs image but looks like he really is this retarded. How can you live in this filth

Do u live in the chum bucket nigga

it is not pretty but it should suffice if have a sink somewhere

Fuck man.

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More pics OP!

>bathroom that big
big bathrooms aren't comfy

show us the fridge op......

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I just brake them with a spoon on top of whatever container/pan I'm putting them in, if any shells fall in I just pick them. Never spilled/made a mess with an egg in my life lol

It's running like that because you're using the edge, you need to crack it on a flat surface. Just use the counter and put the shells back into the carton so they don't drip while you take them to the trashcan.

Although at this point it doesn't really look like it matters, who cares about a little dried egg white when you live in a dumpster?

Dinotendies thread?

My unlce had an old farm. They have two nice bathrooms in the house on ground floor and upper floor - but they also have a super crude one in the basement you can accsess form outside if you get dirty from work and dont want to carry the dirt into the house. Kinda reminds me of that

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whats the oldest thing in your fridge...

Dinotendies has more dignity.

How the fuck can you find time to post and not find time to organize that shit?

It is mostly tinned food, some are a few years old. The fridge isn't actually plugged in I just use it to keep the mice off the food. Anyway thanks for the advice, I will try the sideways method. Thanks.

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9 (NINE) JARS OF MARMITR
RANDOM USED CUTLERY TAPED TO FRIDGE
UPENDED TABLE

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wait do you use the same fucking cutlery every time and then just stick it back on the magnets without washing them?

I was thinking the same. WHAT THE FUCK

use a fucken cup you double nigger

>I eat a lot of eggs
>for health reasons
Maximum retard kek

>The fridge isn't actually plugged in I just use it to keep the mice off the food
I don't even know what to say at this point

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you either provide a timestamp or i'm reporting this thread

this

>dirry forks on magnets
>all that marmite
>the state of the ceiling boards

Holy shit how does it feel being this disgusting and pathetic ? Fucking lazy bum get your shit together.

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ok

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>Australian

Checks out.

Don't even dare putting me in the screencap, double faggot niggers.

whats your lifting routine?

Holy fugg.
The absolute state of those electrical hookups.

You're from England?

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Here's a bonus pic of my toilet. Anyway I'm going to bed now. Thanks for the help

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What are all the timers for, cave troll user?

Don't stop now.
I am entertained, interested and feeling much much better about the state of my own house.

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lul wut how do you even use it?

Why do you live like that

>shite bucket
Toilets are overrated anyway

This dude is gonna be patient zero.

holy shit what a good thread, but also

>SHIT BUCKET
australians, man

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He's not Australian you dumb cunt.

Why isn't this getting more replies.
Do all you faggots have disgusting kitchens?
Unfuck yourselves.

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My kitchen is nice and clean (small though)

Do you live in someones basement OP?
Do they know?

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Holy shit what is going on in Jow Forums this year. SIR better be ready to lurk every single day and finally create his undebated magnum opus by the end of the year.

user, why...

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DinoTendies?

good thing you have a scrub brush for that S H I T B U C K E T

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you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

You have a bed?

marmite isn't Australian dumbass

couldn't even be fucked to move the uninstalled toilet to access the shitbucket

This. Op please post your sleeping quarters

This thing is disgusting and we all agree... but why the f**k are you eating all those eggs??? Am I the only one who wants to know?

If I had to live like this I would seriously commit suicide, being in filthy areas makes me miserable.

Put me in the screencap

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he said it is for health reasons

>health

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Holy fuck, this is how the end of the world starts. This is fucking ground zero for the super bacteria that kills all humanity.

>He doesn't want to be as large as a barn.
NGMI

OP........you have doomed us

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Microwave your eggs til' they explode. Collect the remaining eggs and serve while still hot. The mess stays in the microwave and vestige will be fermented for next time.

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There is no health reason to eat ten eggs per day

What's tinned spinach like? Sounds nasty

your life might be bad
But it will never be
>eating exclusively marmite, proton powder, and corned beef
>living among squalor and filth
>connecting your electrons so you start a house fire
>worrying about mice eating your food
>storing your utensils on your fridge door
>cracking eggs on the side of a microwave (and never cleaning it up)
>using a BUCKET WITH A BIN LINER AS A TOILET WTF MAN
>in a shed in Bongland
bad

Seriously man.

I know, but he believes the opposite apparently

and then they wonder why they don't have a gf

This is our future tho

Things will start looking up for him once we shed the shackles of the EU on March 29th

imagine what his gf would look like

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How can you live in this squalor

What country is this?

I love this thread

wtf is going on

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Fucking hell. If there was no time stamp I would definitely have thought it's a troll thread.

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I thought I lived in squalor...

OP...

That magnet says "My Vet Is" with a cat on it...

D-do you have an animal that lives in that?

put me in the screencap

When you awaken show us your bed

U.K.

My house isn't exactly clean either but I don't have rodent problems, I clean my dishes, and I have a functioning/clean fridge/toilet/stove.

Also please include me in the screencap.

You crack eggs on a flat or slightly rounded surface. Clean your fucking kitchen this is how you get a pest infestation.