Who still in from nye

nofap day 17

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just lost it to my good friend corey chase

You guys are fucking gay

just googled. the fuck r u doing lad. that bish uggo

Is this braphog for ants?

t. porn addicted kike dyel soiboi faggot

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still on no fap at some point from earlish january. I've gotten a lot of blowjobs and cummed in my gf's pussy though balls deep a few times. It feels good. I get boners throughout the day and 18 year old college thots check me out and pick up on the fact that I'm a rock solid mate to get dicked down by.

the fuck dude. Don't post ant pictures.
Not all of us are no fap fags like you

absolutely based

T. Inadequate incel

Get fucked. That's legit advice. Get some sex you queer

Can you show me?

Reporting in nofap and nolook. I’ve had sex once since New Years so that’s helped

>. I get boners throughout the day and 18 year old college thots check me out and pick up on the fact that I'm a rock solid mate to get dicked down by.

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A month in and I failed. Damn it guys. I still haven't cum though. Got tempted by Katrina Jade and am fapping as I type this post.

absolutely disgusting.

Failed a bunch of times because my girl gets really turned on from me fapping to her.
>be in bed watching TV
>she rolls to the side and lifts the covers to reveal dat ass
>'you could fap if you want..'

If a girl with a 10/10 ass asks you to fap to that ass in front of her and cum all over it, wouldn't you?

no i'd fuck or go to sleep

Why wouldn’t you just fuck her faggot.

We did end up fucking but it turned me on so much that I later did fap in front of her anyway. Maybe it's my fetish idk.

Go take a picture of her feet real quick bro come on I need this I had to deload today

nah but noporn since last year

not even that guy, but cope

>Yes, I own a calendar that I use to mark the days I refrain from masturbating from, I can feel my superpowers awakening already, at least 2 girls have looked at me today!

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Louis C.K?

No. But I wanted to watch some of his stuff, thanks for reminding me.

>tfw fapping while she fondles my balls
It's so good bros..

Who are these brainlets saving thumbnails and finding them fit to post?

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I'm on noporn since jan 2nd, only fapped once since and it was to my imagination - doing noporn for the rest of the year

I am. But I had two wet dreams last night so I'm pissed about that.

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day 3 and I'm already more energetic and ready for action

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Wasted on a basic blonde pornstar.

Ask your mom to turn off parental controls.

I failed guys. I jacked it to some hard BBC porn. I didn't nut though. I'm still on nonut at least.

Day 8. I just wanna bust a nut

Day 40 here. Flatline is unfortunately over already

got to day 15 and failed, feel like pure shit desu just want my streak back

Aiming for nofap2019 but this shit is hard as fuck

I lost so many times but I'm coming back.

I. WILL. WIN! WHETER (((THEY))) LIKE IT OR NOT. FUXK SATAN. FUCK THE MEN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. AND FUXK THE FREAKS THAT MAKE ALL THIS PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so tired of this crap. So much degeneracy, even my closet friends are turning out to be fags. I'm not just doing nofap/noporn, I want to take the fight to THEM. I want to destroy porn entirely.

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>disgusting cow sized brapper
>degenerate hedonist tattoos that dont mean anything and look like shit
This pic will ensure I dont masturbate for at least another week.
Thanks OP.

a few days behind but i am now in it to win it senpai

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I'm still in, and thanks for that disgusting picture.

6 weeks of retention today. Feels good to be in control.

>plagueofstrength.com/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way/
>plagueofstrength.com/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are/
>plagueofstrength.com/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07/
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

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You and this retard plague of faggots site you spam everywhere are the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen on this board. Go sell essential oils on Facebook aunty

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I'm still in and just had my first sex dream last night..could actually feel the bitch sucking my dick. I've gone cold turkey and haven't even looked at pporn once nor do I have urges anymore.

Pretty interesting

Day 28 here. Was starting to go crazy on day 26 but then I found a girl and nutted balls deep in her cunt. What a relief, now a can go another couple weeks easy. Idk how anyone faps while in a relationship, like just save it for your girl nigga.

Still in it with you. Cant say much have changed. Then again I didnt do it much before either. Like once per week or something.

Fapping isn't the issue, porn is

it's actual spam. pretty sure he's the type of person who'd avoid his ip bans and continue spamming this shit due to severe autism

Day 193. Whatever.

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people who believe this are legit cultists, cant believe someone is so easy to manipulate

dont touch your dick and you will stop being a fucking loser!

Does cumming inside or onto my gf’s body disqualify me from nofap?

Cory is hot as fuck but I wish she did more non incest shit

Day 43, two days from my personal record, feel like this is a meme still.

Fucking hell man, I actually considered fapping today and forcefully stopped myself midway and took a nap instead. I even dreamed of having a great, woke up feeling like shit. What's the purpose of this crap man? Why am I doing all this like nofap no anything? Why the fuck do I even wake up?
I have no purpose than that meme image: just build up mass by eating vegetables and chicken, pick up heavy objects in hopes someone will eventually love me.

Just fucking kill me senpai.

I have done several 90 day streaks and I'm currently on day 36 and nofap is the single hardest thing I've ever done. It's harder than reaching 2/3/4/5 was, it's harder than compsci grad school was, it's so difficult, and that alone makes it something to be extremely proud of; I don't understand the profappers on this board, isn't this board all about doing things that are difficult for a better life? saying there's no reason to do nofap is like saying there's no reason to climb a mountain, like why are you even here? It really is just insecurity and inadequacy on the part of copers because they themselves can't do nofap because they're weak, and that makes them feel shame, so like literal foxes and grapes they make up all kinds of absurd rationalizations in their head for why they fail to do something difficult, like redditor children

nofap might be the greatest test of willpower around, and no one who has ever done a long streak of nofap would disagree. based on the aspect of willpower alone, someone who does nofap is literally stronger than someone who can't

The answer is you don't want to live the life you lived at rock bottom. You had no inhibitions and yet you were still miserable. You can't guarantee you won't be miserable on this path of self-control but you can guarantee you will be if you stop and you know that. Keep going, man. You haven't even gone that far to see for yourself whether this shit is a meme or not and if you fail now, you'll just be further from knowing.

>in hopes someone will eventually love me
your goal is wrong.

You can’t leak pre in an MOV!
You cannot score with an MP4!
You can’t blow grease in PNGs!
You can’t blast pearl in a VR girl!
You can’t ink the squid in a pixel grid!
You can’t put slime in an ethernet line!
You can’t fling glop in a fucking laptop!
You can’t put the stiff in an animated GIF!
You can’t shoot phlegm in a damn WEBM!
You can’t shake the leg of a fucking JPEG!
You can’t stick the hard in a graphics card!
You can’t launch brood in a screen my dude!
You can’t squirt chowder in a wireless router!
You can’t unloadum your scrotum in a modem!
You can’t unleash the horde in a fucking keyboard!
You cum on my mouse, you get out of my house!

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Ted?
youtube.com/watch?v=bXhguE_yh3U
Started about a week before and haven't done it since. Probably my longest streak in my life. It's not like I stopped touching the fucker though as I still do "third leg" exercises like stretching, jelqing, kegels, etc.

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Based.

>This level of cope
Sad!

Okay so my hair gets thick as fuck when I don't nut. Jerking off and blowjobs makes it noticeably thin. Sex makes it a little thinner. What the fuck

Based 5/10 fucker user

>day 18
>group lesson at the gym with only women/girls (I am the only man in the group)
>eyerape a girl
>she's laughing a lot
>not sure if she's laughing with her friends or at me
>am bald and ugly anyway

I like the confidence but I am afraid it will get me into some shit if I go further with nofap.

wanted to fap then saw this pic, thanks user. Now im safe.

>my girl gets really turned on from me fapping to her.
How do I deal with this? My gf loves watching me jerk off. A lot of the time, she presses up against me naked and makes me touch myself while we cuddle. It's partly because I can't help but get erections being in her vicinity. She would think it was weird if I told her I'm trying to abstain from masturbation. She's so sexy and it feels so good when she's close to me.

...
Ok I’ll bite; how bad was your eyerape face? Give us an anologue image.

I’m on day 3 and my dreams are VIVID

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>closet friends are turning out to be fags
Is that a slip? You meant to say closest, right?

agreed

Haven't jacked it since the beginning of NOV. I do however have sex with my fiancee. Does that count against me?

Fug... You know you're horny when you would smash a badly drawn instathot from a pepe meme.

I think she's pretty. Am I just extremely horny?

Just often looking at her in the mirror and slight smiles.

Some of these are a stretch, but overall you seem cool and I'd hang out with you

I have a son on the way in 3 months.

How do I tell him, and more importantly, when do I tell him to never start masturbating!? How do I let him not make the same mistake I have?

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how does he get out?

he doesnt.

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Just tell it straight to him, including all facts, if he isn't a brainlet he will kinda understand. Also make sure he gets a gf as soon as possible, so he has something to fugg instead of jerking off.

General advice: make sure that when he goes to school, he is a year older then the rest. He will mog every guy in class, and he won't have the weird phase in which girls are a feet taller than the boys, because the hit puberty earlier. When he will get to high school he will be one of the first with a car, able to buy alcohol (even though its bad, is a huge part of traditional culture) etc.

Tell him it'll make him a loser when he's 14 and it'll prevent him from getting laid or having friends.

On day 2. Almost broke it an hour ago

I'm jerking off more than I have in the last two years. Feels good, man.

day 2 its harder than i thought strong cravings to watch porn

just jerk off and you wont wanna watch porn

Trying to do nofap 2019. Almost failed last night.

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Started a week ago.
I wanna nut so bad bros

>sex before marriage
>Does that count against me?
do you even have to ask?

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Literally a kike and so are you

sometimes, in the middle of the night i wake up, notice my boner and instinctively touch it for a moment, but don't cum, then try to resume sleeping.
does it count as reset?

is there a less retarded term for "morning wood" and "nocturnal penile tumescence"
I've been sleeping during the day lately, so it's obviously not nocturnal

screencapped

Based

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Why don’t you fuck her you cuck

Based and red pilled

A

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Is this bitch pregnant or what

her tits are looking bigger

Fucking embarrassing

why do you nofap guys always post naked girls on your posts?