Why do you lift?

Why do you lift?

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I hope that someday I'll finally stop hating myself.

For our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ

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Little too close to home there, friendo

Because every waking thought I have is about blowing my head off. Love dying barely distracts me.

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Based

based

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For Timothee Chalamet.

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Because I want to go to festivals and have 18 year old sluts in 2 inch skirts walk up to me and touch my chest, walk off with them and have them smiling and complimenting my abs before taking my cock in their mouth. All while a bunch of ugly out of shape guys look on with seething anger and jealousy in their eyes.

Yikes. Please redirect your unholy desires into something more wholesome. See

Compensation.

I never had much direction in life and I don't seem to be developing one. So at the very least I can be dignified in my health as I slowly spiral into poverty and old age

to spend my zoomer years accumulating mass in nietzschean penance to become an absolute shredded monster who can only score reluctant sex from 6/10s by the time im a mid-twenties boomer

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He's like a power ranger with these single colour outfits

It won't happen. I'm still looking for a good CBT book on that argument.
But, at least, 5 hours a week i feel great.

So that one day she'll love me

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that only makes him cuter

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To get strong. I'm going to aim for 200kg and see if that unlocks something within me. FUCK SAMOANS and other huge giant cunts who think they can mog others. I'm stepping up and if it doesn't work then I'm out of options.

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Cringe and bluepilled

so make my family proud

Yikes

I lift for our lord and saviour, Joseph's wife's son (from anothet relationship)

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This has to be fake.

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I promised her a 4pl8 bench.

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Yo he’s got the broken smile

You know that means 4 on each side right?

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Yeah buddy.
I can do 365lbs so it's not too far away.

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I lift to secure the existence of my people and a future for White children.

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Some days I have no idea

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keeps the depression away

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Make her proud then son.

I lift to be able to fight people like you

Yes sir.

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Baded

hahaha, yeah

Jesus doesn't want you to lift for him though. The point is to become Jesus, not just dedicate things to him.

my sole existence is to piss into the skull of a dead commie, will you be the lucky one?

Chad has it almost as easy as the female

I wore a Murdoch Murdoch shirt the first time I went to my buddies new gym and got 11 knowing smiles and 3 approving nods. Strength is not for you nor yours.

I wish I knew how to make these but i seem to be a memecreation brainlet. any simple method for it?

Use a template like this one.

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This feel is all to familiar my friend, be strong

H-how do I get the pictures into it?

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>being this much of a bootlicking fag
lol

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I use GIMP and layer images through the transparent portions and resize or rotate as needed.
I guess if you want to do it the poverty way you can open the templ8 in paint and paste and resize the images you want so they fit in the boxes.
Bigger templ8 if you want the challenge.

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>i push my fingers into my EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

bc metal gives me energy and I have nothing else to use it on

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For Buddha

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Like this.

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a-user, you don't really beat off to a t-twelve year old... r-right?

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Jesus Christ lad

gothots

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Based and Coreypilled.
I lift so my that my strength matches the violence of my musical taste

FATTER!

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Bulking does wonders for your bench.

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Blessed and breadpilled

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I lift to cuck other species

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Based and TrueRedpilled

only works with fatties
i am brown tho so that might skew results.

Eh, slipknot is the equivalent of a 1,5 plate bench

yikes but yes

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Communists are the useful idiots of global finance capital, m8

“You are weak.”

Itachi is my motivation.

there's no proof that god exists

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nigger, we're at Porn 45902498: RELOADED: The Second Cumming

those are nazbols user, they only want to see the world burn

I lift for my doggo
So I can be the owner he deserves

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>they only want to see the world burn
that would be anprims, user.

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Absolutely fucking based

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Does anyone have the picture when there's a guy with condescending voices surrounding him and then they vanish with a panel of a girl touching his shoulder

Based

The fact that anything exists at all is proof in and of itself. You just don't understand what people mean by God, you probably picture a person with opinions and a personality like a child.

t.pagcuck
Based

You mean like almost all big religions picture the concept of a god?

Real, reading it right now.
"My wife, on the other hand, grew up in the delta of Mississippi and it wasn’t until she took a few trips to Haiti that the veil of racial prejudice was lifted from her eyes"
Apparently they also had a 3 year old black kid,2 year old biracial daughter and 3 daughters coming up. When they looked into adopting they wanted any race except Caucasian

Pic of shirt?

what a retarded picture, women bake way more than men

>hoopty
Based

The fact that anything exists is proof that a sentient toaster with magical laser beams rules over us. or maybe that a big tittied goat thing created this world. Fuck off. The fact that anything exists only proves that anything exists. For all we know we could be living in a cyclical universe that had no beginning or we come from a singularity containing the entire energy of the universe. None of this, however, is proven by the fact that anything exists.

So I will have a body that I am happy with, and am stronger and mor athletic
And a qt tomboy gf would also be a nice byproduct

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Not a big fan of Tomboys but roll

Hurr durr stfu

So someday I can wear 70s/80s length shorts and look good in them

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It gives me a feeling of control in this chaotic world.

No. Christianity mostly uses poetry and allegory to explain difficult concepts in easy to interpret ways. Islam is Christianity interpreted literally to suit a specific group and justify their opinions, so are most modern "Christian" denominations, including Catholicism. God isn't a person with opinions or limited perspectives on things like a person, God just is. To understand God is to understand that the human experience is limited by human imperfection, and that there exists a perfect underlying reality beyond human comprehension.

You're missing the point. God's not a spagetti monster. Even if we were living in a cyclical universe it wouldn't make a difference. The universe only exists the way it does because we're here to interpret it as existing that way. In reality, it's impossible to see how the "universe" really is because we're limited by human brains which are programmed a specific way. Try and think of life from the perspective of a bug, how it differs from your perspective, and ask yourself whose perspective is more "real".

>The fact that anything exists at all is proof in and of itself.

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Based Saxton Hale mode

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ideal

>DUDE BOOTS LMAO
>DUDE STOLEN LABOR LMAO

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>no
>the entire religion of Christianity bout churches to go and pray to god
>portraining and immortal being as someone that wants to be prayed to and be worshiped
>portraining an immortal being as something that cares about you asking for forgiveness
>allah Akbars
>portraying an immortal being as violent, narcissistic being that is mad at others that don’t follow his ideas

lmao

kingdom death and jojo

Genus. Species would be getting with a black Jew commie. That's a different species.

You homo sexual sapien

Trips get

I listen to Oxidizing Iron on full blast. So loud in fact I need to squint my eyes when I'm listening.

To kill Jesus. Nothing against him personally, I agree with most of his morals. Regardless, I despise being told what to do and someone has to pay for his followers trying to do exactly that. Might as well be him. He died for their sins once, and he'll do it again when I get my chance at him.

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Who said it rules? This universe could just be a bubble rising up in a stockpot he has on the stove. And there's a lot of bubbles.