Can we get a Jow Forumsizen/gymcel cringe thread going?

So young. So idealistic. Chads have healthy social lives and are too busy living their lives to be shitposting anonymously on a “fitness” subsection of a Chinese cartoon image board.

I should not have been so eager to ditch my loser friends and get in good with the girls.
What we had as a friendship was more special than pussy. If I'd held on to it maybe I wouldn't be so isolated now. I should have embraced their dweeby interests instead of hubristically pursuing something more acceptable for getting layed.

>the defenders of western civilization

These are the people who call people soiboys

that's a lot of white people for Jow Forums

truly fascinating

If you need friends to be happy then I've got some bad news for you about your 30s and early 40s

OH NO NO NO

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>these are the ones who say you're not white
>these are the ones who call you cucks and soiboys
>these are the saviors of the white race
So glad I stopped going to that board.

Nah the one in the front looks like a basedboy but not really an incel

24 here. What's coming?
To be honest, I do have friends. But the connection feels pretty shallow vs what I had with my childhood friends. I was completely uninhibited with those kids as they were with me. We had fun. Played video games until 1 and texted chicks and shit.

Thats exactly how i thought a Jow Forums meetup would look like

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Correctamundo.

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lmaooooooo

If chad is too cool to show up to that meetup then he’s too cool to come to a board where 95% of the people are trying to lift away their autism.

I bet that smug "girl" has a penis.

I was pretty fortunate that I spent most of my childhood alone (no brothers or sisters and grew up in a small town), so I can be alone and be content.

Your 30s and 40s are when most people really delve into their careers and families, and have little time for friends. Find a good girl and settle down, user.

thats brittanyventi and she doesnt but she is a disgusting slob who dates mentally deranged Jow Forumsizens who have extreme body dysmorphia

Didnt that girl get railed on a camera? Or isnt she some kind of camwhore ?

Why are so many people here who hate Jow Forums so much?

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hwndu was comfy

Because Jow Forums got ruined by Jow Forums and is a shell of what it used to be. This is the chemo that is curing the cancer.

I LOOKED GOOD A YEAR AGO

Jow Forumsacks sure do bear a strong resemblance to the SJW cuck numales they spend all day mocking...

People will 1 by 1 start focusing on their families and careers and stop showing up for most get togethers other than the most important ones. If you dont also find something else to focus on you will end up feeling alone and abandoned.

Just the ones with so little standing in life they would go to a Jow Forums meetup.

Been here on and off for 7 years and it has been r9k the whole time. How far back does one have to go to reach the "good old days?"

>want to go see Disney's Chimpazee in theaters
>no friends to see it
>decide I'll show up to the theater in a gorilla costume so people will think I'm funny and not a weirdo or something
>go to my attic to get my old gorilla costume
>a beam of light shines upon it as if it were meant to be
>brush off the cob webs and decrepit cat turds
>go to put it on
>it's a little small only reaching to about my elbows and knees but I'm already too committed to quit now
>mom drives me to the theater
>no words are spoken just the occasion giggle from me in the passenger seat
>walk into the lobby of the theater on knuckles like a gorilla walks
>my entrance noticeably startles the qt cashier but then just turns into a blank gaze
>"one ticket for chimpanzee"
>"yeah alright anything else, sir?"
>"do you think I'll see my cousin bobo the chimp in this?"
>"Uh I don't know maybe?"
>"he he...do gorillas get in free?"
>"..."
>"Do...do you get if? Cause I'm seeing Chimpanzee."
>"But your a gorilla."
>"...that's right."
>pause
>"would you like anything else, sir?"
>"uh...do you have bananas?"
>she gives me a blank stare
>long silence
>when I get nervous I get gassy so a fart breaks the silence. I don't know if she heard it or not.
>"Enjoy your film, sir."
>didn't get one laugh must be a tough crowd
>walk into the theater in bewilderment
>sit down too embarassed to even pay attention to the film
>fat kid behind me keeps throwing swedish fish in my fur
>40 minutes in get up and throw his box of swedish fish across the theater
>run to the lobby and wait for my mom to pick me up

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So this is the master aryan race...

September 11, 2001. The day Jow Forums changed forever.

Oh shit. I dont want people to think I look like THAT. Look at all these distinct people ridiculing them. Fuck is it too late to change my vote to Hillary. Help, anyone?

They look like normal people
But looking at photoshopped photos of models all day on Jow Forums ruins your perspective

>if you don’t think like me you’re #withher
Pretty cringe desu

Oof. Sorry bud but your post made me cringe pretty hard, not gonna lie.

Wtf. They look like the social retards from high school who watched anime, my little pony, or did nothing but play video games all day. In what world are they normal people?

At least they look like they have fun.

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top fucking kek

I LOOKED GOOD A YEAR AGO

i hope I can make her mine one day =)

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Jesus. Jamie, look at how ugly they all are, all of those fuckers. I’m going to reconsider my being a conservative, now. Jesus. Besides those two brothers on the far right side

Based

Fakes news, where is that video of the meetup where all those buff guys in singlets were flexing and shouting fit memes on the street

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>second from the right in the back row
That's the dude who posts 100% unironically about the day of the rope.

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Behold, the superior aryan race

>do gorillas get in for free
I keked

What happened with the thailand meetup?

Checked

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these are the men are mad they cant get a girlfriend and hate on women any chance they get....huh...wonder why they're single..

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God I love this greentext

So these are the people making threads on Jow Forums. You'd expect to see more of stuck up 15 year old kids but their parent wouldn't let them.

isn't that dude in the back the guy who got away with detonating a car bomb at a NAACP meeting not too long ago?

She reminds me of that mexican-kike or something pornstar, Yhivi. Hot as shit.

An entire SEA of inferior brown hair.

This sounds exactly like something I'd think to write for some reason

Someone post the one in the pub when everyone was too afraid to approach each other

swag swag blang blang
wutts up ma bitch
swag me nows en he me ous

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Looked it up and apparently a twitch thot called Brittany Venti

>going to the cinema all alone as always
>the usual routine, bought two tickets and the multiculturally approved combo of hummus and goatmilk, family size
>also brought a womens jacket which I hold on my right arm when I enter
>"Excuse me sir but where is your companion?"
>"Oh she's at the bathroom no worries" *point at the jacket*
>"Enjoy your kíno sir"
>a bit sweaty from that interaction but it all seems good, have plenty of time to cool down during ads
>lights go off, movie finally starts
>let out the last few farts from the warm goatmilk so I can finally enjoy my highly anticipated flick
>suddenly the opening credits are stopped, cinema staff bullies come in with flashlights
>Saw a guy drinking the offensive Coca Cola drink so they gotta be after him
>but the main cinema bully flashes right at me and yells "RIGHT THERE! GET THE LOSER"
>they are clearly onto me, should've brought a more convincing and expensive women's jacket
>the whole row is throwing me out, spitting and throwing stones at me
>cinema staff bullies drag me out of there with the whole crowd cheering and clapping
>"This is the third time you broke the 'no singles policy', you're going to jail you fucking weirdo"
>they throw me in the cinema jail, small dirty cell with no windows or toilet (pic related), just a designated shitting corner
>they don't tell me the time or date so I don't know if I was there for weeks or months
>survive on eating only leftover spilled cinema hummus and sheep blood which the cinema staff scrapes of the floor of every screening
>get to know all the other losers in nearby cells, we form a secret women hating club in there
>one other loser overhears our conversation and starts yelling at us
>brawl ensues, cinema jail clans are fighting to death
>I pretend dead so the staff throws me out in the dumpster with the rest of the bodies
>wait for the night to fall and run back home to my room
>have to start collecting good boy points all over again
rough times my dear friends.

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>live in leftist city
>uni has a Jow Forums style group
>natsoc lifting friend and I decide to go
>it's as cringey as HWNDU
>all fashy meme spouting from people who don't even try to lift
>women care more about being lazy fucking tradthots rather than female warriors
>I keep telling them that women need to learn combat too
>"no that's for men, I'll be at home with the kids"
>they don't make the correlation between protecting kids and having abilities in combat
>won't even hold a rifle

Was this it?

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>bought hummus and goatmilk
No wonder you were caught you retard, that's for when you're going as a family. You're supposed to order the crab legs when you're on a date.

>The Token™
there are 2.5 black people in that photo

Nope, I'd post their group pic but I don't want my friend and I to get doxxed. We've been training for too long to get our lives ruined.

Regardless, it was weird. At one point some of the virgins started talking about how great it was for sex robots to exist. Why? Because they'd have to try even less for sex. They didn't even want to compete.

I invite them to run and workout with me all the time, but they never take me up on it.

1 drop rule my friend

Mixed people would rather be called mules/animals. They are not black, they are mentally ill.

Whats the average/10 in looks for these people?

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c-could it be?

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Literally no Chad will ever claim to be a Chad because all Chads are oblivious of their Chad state. Chads are like Zen Masters- they simply are

Real chads don’t find out about Jow Forums. That’s not to say there aren’t people on Jow Forums that have potential to become chads. They just have to have the strength and the will to leave this godforsaken site and make something of their lives.

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>these are the people that believe they are part of the "master race and call others subhumans
lmao, Hitler would have gassed all of them without a second thought

nice genetics

That was dumb. I would never want to meet you people.

So many cargo shorts with poor hairstyles.

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Women with muscles can't have children and they shit themselves.

Doesn't fucking matter. If she can't run 5 miles and carry a rifle with the same equipment as me, she's useless in the racewar

six teen fucking pair of glasses

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Dub-Trips of truth.

Is.. Is this shitposting?

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Well, no shit mate. Women are useless in battle compared to men. That's why they have never been warriors in the past.

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they look like fun desu

If they all had haircuts it would probably look magnitudes better