Why don’t you have a beard Jow Forums?

Why don’t you have a beard Jow Forums?

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I have heavy stubble like pic related. Beard is a game changer...

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Quite simply because I can't grow one. I'll post a pic in a second.

I can only grow a patchy neckbeard.

too much white hair

I grew mine out and I hate it. You keep getting food stuck to it whenever you eat

Can only grow a shitty goatee thing

Because I have a strong handsome jawline
I instead maintain a mustache

Same, bothers me so I cut it.
I have a decent jaw even without it, you chinlets.

I can grow one fine, but it gets so damn itchy.

This

this minus the moustache
light stubble is also acceptable

This is the best I can do. It never gets thicker, it only gets longer. I turn 30 in 9.5 hours.
Notice the spacing between the hair.
I have that much other fucked shit going on that I've never even given a fuck about the facial hair. It's like pissing on a turd at this point.

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>wanting to be a soi boy
yikes

Can't grow one

I have blonde hair, beard is barely visible at one month and noticeably patchy at 3.

I refuse to believe this is true

You have enough hair there to grow out a beard. Let it grow and dont shave at all
Use a brush to massage the hair and skin

Trim your nose hairs dude

t. guy who can't grow a beard

you dont know hell.
you really dont

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Stay mad cucks

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I fucking know that feel bro, I'm 28 and in the same boat. I only have denser hair on my upper lip so I decided to say fuck it and grow a mustache. it's been like 3 weeks and I feel like a literal teenager could grow a better mustache in less time.

at least I'm not at all balding so I'm coping by going full tarzan mode

I do, with only two months of work. But doesn't solve crippling social avoidance.

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My facial hair isn't super-thick on the cheeks, but then again, that's the case for a lot of northern europeans. You don't really get the guys with ridiculously thick beard hair that's as thick as head hair until you look at southern europe or the middle east.

I prefer just trimming it short, kinda like having permanent couple-days stubble. It's a good compromise IMO. Get to look masculine with facial hair but also look civilized enough, and don't look like a soiboi.

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Can’t grow one.
My mom says I’m handsome tho

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This man would like to have a word with you

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Hawt

I have this exact look except longer hair. Gf made me see aquaman tonight and little kids squealed when I walked into the theater.

Grow some hair you fucks

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It looks nice from the side, good grooming skillz user.
Now show me that soi boi face front the front that we all know you’re hiding.

Nah, that's not what I mean. Think about those arabs who have a 5-oclock-shadow that looks like someone just colored their face in with a sharpie.

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I want one but I’m too pussy to endure the shit tier pre beard phase.

Funny you mentioned that
I have had compliments from women on the specific grooming habits I have

Anyway
If you're using soiboy as an insult that's hilarious
I'm a fucking animal

It doesn’t need to be super thick for it to look good

grew a beard for no shave november, was gonna shave it but got a few compliments so kept it around this length (around 6 mm)

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That's not what I said. The guy you posted has good thickness and looks good. All I said is that patchier facial hair seems to be more common in northern countries whereas southern europe and arabia have thicker beards.

Personally I find the super thick look of arab beards to look disgusting. I'm just using it as an extreme example of thickness.

But I do. I look like a viking.

Because it won't grow. Whatever the fuck I do, It won't fucking grow man. And it sucks. Dicks.

>inadvertently grow beard for 3+ months due to insane work schedule
>little to no adverse opinions
>shave down to short stubble after NYE
>omg user you look 5 years younger
t. 27 y/o
>I think that's good?

I'm too lazy to shape it properly and I look like an Imam when I grow it.

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fat coworker insulted my beard (plus gray hairs on side of head) saying how i look mid 30s when im mid 20s

told him "only thing of yours thats mid 30s is your BMI"

that shut him up for good

Too many dyles thinking facial hair makes them high test

That passes, if you have decent hygiene.

im not a chinlet

>chinlet

This is just the ultimate cope for beardlets. It's possible to have a chin and a beard you know.

you can use rogaine to grow beard hair

i dont want to.
i enjoy shaving it off, the clean shave feeling is amazing before meeting a girl.

some of them do color their face though

I bet you look like shit. 100% guarantee that.

I'm shaving every few weeks as I'm on that winter "bulk" (really just eating without counting calories).

I prefer how I look with a few hours a stubble otherwise.

>Why don’t you have a beard Jow Forums?
Because it isn't 2013 and beards are for onions.boys.

Shave your face like an actual contributing adult.

>mfw someone says 'real men have beards'

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Just watched The Thing last night. Fucking kino.
How can one movie so old have such great story, score and practical effects, while every capeshit and star fagwars fails to come even close?

hello lads, hoping more comes to my cheeks within a few years but I am 21 so I think i have time

>inb4 onions

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My genetics prevent me from growing one. And I look creepy with a moustache.

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he looks Jennifer Lawrence with a beard

Stubble is master race

>so old
It came out in 1982

0/10 beard, RIP.

5/10, weak cheeks and sideburns.

6/10, pube beard for the time being and the moustache is odd looking.

7/10, looks weird for some reason.

9/10, no flaws at all.

>no flaws
>9 /10
huh

I can't grow one. Instead I get this shitty stub around my cheek as if every hair wants to do their own thing.

I substracted 1 point from everyone (except the 0/10s) because 10/10 is subjective.

I do have one, same one as I have had since last spring. I trimmed it in November because it was getting too big and so thick that food would get lost in it.

i look worse with beard

Young, and my facial hair is somewhat shit at the moment. On minox so hopefully I won't have to wait until I'm 30. Next August will be a year, which is when I'm planning to stop.

Try out minox if you think it's something you should be able to do, genetically wise.

T.beardlet

Cause basedboys have taken this as their main signature!

Can't grow one. Too many cucks with beards anyhow

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L O N D O N

same guy
so i guess im a 7/10

>i-i-it's no l-like I want o-one, anyway

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cut your hair shorter on the sides and you'll be a handsome motherfucker

>tfw pubeard
>barely any on the cheeks
>shitty length
Is there hope for me? I'm almost 24

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stubble is lazy faggotry from people who think they look more manly. either grow a beard or shave it clean.

I used to have a beard for years but I wanted something different lately because women wernt liking it. Pic related is me when I had full beard.

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I'm too young for it to look good on me. Beards add that rugged look which doesn't work for my 21 y/o babyface.
Maybe when I'm older.

Let's see your gandalf beard then you chin hiding faggot. By that train of thought you should either look homeless or like you are in the military with no in-between.

>lazy
Nigger how is something that you actively have to maintain and groom to keep at a certain length the lazy option? It would be easier to either clean shave or just let it grow.

Med./heavy stubble is masterrace because it allows you to have a beard and show off your strong jaw/chin simultaneously.

I know this feel. I've tried growing a beard, but it didn't work out too well. Last November was rough.

You need to groom it so it doesn't look like pubes. That's nasty af

I have an eerily similar beard, same color and all.
Wish i had that hairline tho...

Looks a bit to "clean". Maybe trim it a little shorter

Because i look better clean shaven

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that looks perfect to me, 10/10

I hate to admit it on a personal level but I'm from the Balkans and look like this. I think my ancestors were Turkish rape babies.

Lol thanks, now I have a goatee, pic is from late December I think.

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I try to bring it to shape, but it always ends up looking weird and lopsided. Not even sure I should be sporting one desu, my head doesn't need to look longer
Stubble or buzzpill? Can't do both

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stubble. definitely

Shaved it off recently because every guy and their father has a beard now and I have a decent jawline anyways

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Looks like I trimmed my fucking balls

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that's not a stubble thats just a short beard user.

Nope, (7+5)/20 = 6.

3/10, color is nice, most beard parts are subpar.

5/10, listen to this guy .

7/10, weak upper cheeks but the rest of the beard is almost godlike.

I get the feeling I made the right choice

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Yes, looks miles better. The contrast the moustache and the line that grows below your lip (I don’t know the name) is great.

Cause it's in fashion. I hate being even remotely associated with neo-hipsters soiboys or whatever we call now the braindead fashion retards group. I like to be myself, an individual

Looks way better, liking that 70's style porno stache

beardcels are so fucking pathetic
clean shaven master race

There is no right choice here.

The only winning move is not to play.

Your face is already long so a beard will make it longer. Do stubble.