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just shoot me in the back of the head already

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What is it like to have a woman love you this much?

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isn't that a pornstar?

Is Remy the cutest PAWG to ever do porn?

>buying an n64
>not already having the one you've had since you were a kid
sad

Ruined the thread. Fuck you.

Imagine being that cuckold who will forever be known as "the dude who dated that one girl who would get her anus prolapsed by 10 niggerdicks at once while on camera". Imagine being their child and growing up and everyone in school finding your mommy's pornos online.

It's a pornstar dis doooo but count

these are too sexual. the one in the op really hurts the most because its so wholesome

it'll be weird knowing every zoomer who becomes a mother will have nudes out there somewhere.

Meh. Girls are expensive af. Highly overrated. Bet a girl started this thread.

The new counter culture in the future will be not having a mom that has had her ass prolapsed by 10 nigger dicks

Wow so fucking stupid. N64? Good luck getting his ass off. You'll be aching to smash it in a week.

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>literally has to death grip her hand so she doesn't aimlessly wander away and start fucking someone behind a dumpster

Did you see how fast she went after that seagull that was just cawwing for food?

>youtube.com/watch?v=yWCJOR5cnkI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Thank God

I'll put the rope away

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I honestly think it's disgusting.

>implying money matters at all when giving and receiving gifts

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Same.

The fact that it's clearly a professional recording really kills it, like they're advertising/trying to sell a happy relationship.

"Look how wholesome this is! Pornstars aren't hollowed out husks of human beings! They're totally dateable and will make for good mothers/fathers!"

It's tremendously disingenuous.

This. It's about respect imo.

>tfw in a relationship with an autistic intj girl
Best fucking feeling in the world. I love her, she loves me. Literally the best relationship I've ever been in.

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>tfw too dumb to tie a noose successfully

remind me again why are women allowed to be autistic but not guys?

it is because women are the niggers of gender user. this is passable behavior, just like how a nigger goes nigging.

Because today's men are thirsty af

Men are creepy.

Because you still want to stick your dick in them.

only ugly guys aren't allowed to be autistic

that cant be comfortable

I act autistic with some girls I've dated/fucked before and and they just say "you're a dork" or laugh. I told a girl I was autistic once ironically and she said "nothing wrong with that, my brother is autistic". Of course I damage controlled and said I was jk (kind of offended that she actually believed me) anyways 20 mins later she was choking on my cock.

Same reason why Ryan Gosling acting as autistic comes off as mysterious and aloof, but typical neckbeard acting the same way comes off as creepy. The halo effect.

Cells interlinked

A bag of sand

hi chad

Out of everything in this video the biggest thing that sticks out to me is how awkward she looks, like she's embarrassed at all times.

Only cute women

Probably because she noticed the creeper.

For now.

See ya bud. Reeeal soon...

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>even on the beach and going into the water she cant be without her phone

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We getting married :')

How old are you?

Mirin chains

because a womens sexual value isn't based of the ability to provide and protect

i just want a gf for companionship.

26

i do tho

KEK she wanted that seagull dong

Because we want to fuck them.

I've literally never known a girl able to hold a conversation entirely on her own. In fact they all at least sometimes say something odd and then guys who want to fuck them immediately rebound to not make it awkward or weird.

Eh, kinda pushin' it, but atleast you are a tiny bit out of that massive divorce statistic. How long have you been dating her?

>seagull dong

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Yes, that was the joke. Very good.

within cells interlinked

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>autistic intj girl's are the best

Don't reveal the secret, fool.

I met this girl once who had the armchair psychologist and philosopher mentality that you'd expect from a fedora neckbeard poster in Jow Forums and was spewing bullshit the whole date but her body was a 8/10 so I didn't run away.
If I had any standards however I would've left her there.

its really weird to see it im pretty sure most women are legitimately autistic but not cute autistic just annoying autistic. i think they get a pass on it because their autism doesnt have them end up being friendless or mateless because of their looks.

>I've literally never known a girl able to hold a conversation entirely on her own

this thot at my place of work is like a typical sorority girl, from a beach state, hot blonde and just absolute fucking inane drivel out of her mouth every fucking day, if a guy talked like her he would be ostracized but not her

>I met this girl once who had the armchair psychologist and philosopher mentality
what was she saying

About two years. Haven't actually proposed but we have discussed it. So, whatever I guess.

Just helping the bros out. Chasing thots is terribly disheartening. Iike that I can actually just shitpost and watch GDQ here on my PC while my gf does whatever the fuck she does in the other room.

I'm happy for you user.

Literally today at a party there was a solid 8/10 girl with a phat ass who casually dropped that her dad used to beat the shit out her, and it was brushed aside immediately and no one gave it a chance to sit there and soak like they would've had an awkward guy done the same.

that means she has daddy issues for sure and is an ez lay if you're older/not a manlet. Go slay tiger.

That's cool. Just make sure to get counseling before the marriage and if any issues ever come up. You probably don't feel like you need counseling, but just consider it preventative maintenance. New tools for your kit to fix whatever issues may ever come up.

lol the first thing a girl told me when I met her was that she was bipolar. I can't tell if it's the type of shit where lonely people talk too much or if it's just girl autism

how come her ass is way higher but yet shes still smaller?

can someone please tell me... on dates with girls what do they talk about? they seem to base a lot of their personalities off social media, they for sure aren't funny so their stories aren't funny. is it just talking about themselves and their friends all the time?

and then waht do they talk about on a daily basis when you are boyfriend with them

Where did you find her at mate

This girl told me she had BPD and I mentioned I had depression before. Ended up fucking for 2 months and she got dramatic so I said later bitch

The usually ask me a lot of questions and I just smile, I feel like I could be an alien with no knowledge of pop culture and I would still fuck them.

>slowly stop talking to each other
>never get a full selfie anymore
>Currently left on sent for 2 hours
tfw we won't go back to staying up all night talking to each other
tfw it's just slowly gonna peeter out, it won't even come to a dignified end

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Sounds exactly right

Another user posted this before. If you think you are lonely for never having had a girlfriend, try the feeling of having had it and then torn apart from you one day. You'll end up more broken than you've ever expected to be.

>tfw no qt asian gf whispering positive affirmations in broken english as she pretends to be helping me lift
lads.

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I'd almost prefer that to getting completely ghosted after two weeks straight of falling asleep on the phone together.

They just talk about their cats or music or whatever and then you laugh and go along with it until you plow them and then they talk about how great you are at laying pipe start feeling up your gains while you lay nexy to them and smoke cigarettes. Then you go to the gas station on your way home and get some Gatorade and cheese sticks or chicken sandwiches or whatever and go home and play Vidya and browse Jow Forums. It's pretty dope

Themselves, primarily. Secondary subjects include the most commonly recited political, social, musical and sports views. The purpose is to bond.

Yes, I am very autistic but I hide it well irl, or at least that's what my carer tells me.

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Good job.

>can someone please tell me... on dates with girls what do they talk about?
I've had girls talk about their studies, their "interests" (makeup, Netflix, being a homebody, etc.), their dreams (usually just being a wagecuck at some "dream job") among other things. That's why you, as the guy, need to drive the conversation. Otherwise, you're going to be bored as fuck.

>they seem to base a lot of their personalities off social media, they for sure aren't funny so their stories aren't funny. is it just talking about themselves and their friends all the time?
Yes, they do. Go on TikTok right now and you'll see how zoomers are. Every girl is now a cosplayer, or a "big tiddy goth girlfriend", or "this is a joke, please don't take it serious," and other cliches. They seek approval and attention. And they don't have to try hard to get it because every pajeet and boomer goes on TikTok and showers them with attention. Just go to /wsg/ there are like 5 Bonbi threads at a time. In sum, women are a mirror of the zeitgeist of today. Degeneracy, laced with predictability and banality.

>they for sure aren't funny so their stories aren't funny.
They never are and never have been. I'm not sure why they aren't exactly, to be honest. I just know I never find them funny either.

>is it just talking about themselves and their friends all the time?
Yes to talking about themselves, and more like talking shit about their friends. Women are catty and even their "friends" can be replaced tomorrow over some stupid social media post. Women often hold grudges too to the nth degree. That's also why your ex will never talk to you if you ever try to reconnect. They also make up reality in their head. They tell themselves a story about what happened to them, and they believe it.

>and then waht do they talk about on a daily basis when you are boyfriend with them
Usually nothing in particular. Work/uni and netflix. That is the modern woman.

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What the fuck does this have to do with fitness?
This is literal cuckoldry and ((())) tfwnogf incel tier shit
Remember my niggas, all fields

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>Usually nothing in particular. Work/uni and netflix.
I'm rooming with a Chad and his sorority gf and you're 100% correct. All they do is cuddle and watch netflix in the living room and she'll talk about her day at work.

sauce

>SORORITY GF
>WORK

WHAT

also if its a sorority girl her job is taking dick so that ust be hot to hear