i am having a stroke
right fucking now
im dead fucking serious
i would call 911 but my phone is across the room and my legs dont work
this is the last thing i will ever write
good bye Jow Forums
i am having a stroke
right fucking now
im dead fucking serious
i would call 911 but my phone is across the room and my legs dont work
this is the last thing i will ever write
good bye Jow Forums
die asshole
you're leaving humanity behind user
Goodbye bro.
Goodbye bro. We had a good run.
KYS.
Assuming this isn't bait, I'd be willing to bet you just have a pinched nerve and a really fucked up back/neck. I honestly thought I was having a stroke 3 weeks or so ago, went down to take a nap after getting a migraine; woke up with a headache, tongue was numb, side of my face and my arm was numb. Had a bit of a panic attack lol. But yeah, turned out just being a pinched nerve.
Even worse you will probably survive and just be horrifically disabled for the rest of your life.
Should've eaten better, retard.
Pls come back and haunt Jow Forums and tell me what the afterlife is like and if there are big tiddy anime grils
doing this for the yous lmaoing at your vida (life) right now
Pop an aspirin right now
Crawl if you have to
live op dammit
LIVE
don't lie motherfucker
Well glad you have time to reddit space while you're dying
This is bullshit but I believe it
I love you user
Isn't this a gamble? If it's an occlusive stroke it might help, if it's a hemorrhagic stroke it might hurt him.
Rest in peace brother
he will be greatly missed
Remember kids
Stay healthy
Eat healthy
No drugs
Exercise
I bet you regret masturbating to that tranny porn now don’t you? Can’t wait to hear about how god judged you and sent you back to this plane as a brain dead vegetable with a rapist tranny nurse to take care of you for the rest of your life. F
If he’s not willing to reach for his phone I doubt he’s willing to crawl to an aspirin.
sounds like living the dream
Are you that user who posted about breaking a clot in your dick and it growing larger instantly? Godspeed
Based strokeposter
Goodbye fren
To infinity and beyond
Based strokeposter
If you didnt make it before, you'll make it after user, I wish you the best
In case user isn't larping
RIP
Godspeed brah
I was in this thread
Based stroke poster
One time went to hospital to get appendix out
No beds in regular ward so they put me in spare one in brain injury ward
They wheel in some poor fucking old lady who had a massive stroke
Can't stop screaming she knows shes fucked, would be lucky to be permanently disabled
Me just listening O_O
Fuck bros... why is life so cruel + sad
And she's lucky, she had a full life already
What kind of loving God allows such suffering?
Put me in the screenshot
Say hi to Zyzz for us brah. Tell him we love him. Greetings to Piano Man and all the other fit gods who were too good for this earth. Don't be sad, you will now join them.
Godspeed bruh you will be missed.
>3.5 hours ago
Goodnight sweet prince
F
we're all going to make it brah