I am having a stroke

i am having a stroke

right fucking now

im dead fucking serious

i would call 911 but my phone is across the room and my legs dont work

this is the last thing i will ever write

good bye Jow Forums

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die asshole

you're leaving humanity behind user

Goodbye bro.

Goodbye bro. We had a good run.

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KYS.

Assuming this isn't bait, I'd be willing to bet you just have a pinched nerve and a really fucked up back/neck. I honestly thought I was having a stroke 3 weeks or so ago, went down to take a nap after getting a migraine; woke up with a headache, tongue was numb, side of my face and my arm was numb. Had a bit of a panic attack lol. But yeah, turned out just being a pinched nerve.

Even worse you will probably survive and just be horrifically disabled for the rest of your life.
Should've eaten better, retard.

Pls come back and haunt Jow Forums and tell me what the afterlife is like and if there are big tiddy anime grils

doing this for the yous lmaoing at your vida (life) right now

Pop an aspirin right now
Crawl if you have to

live op dammit

LIVE

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don't lie motherfucker

Well glad you have time to reddit space while you're dying

This is bullshit but I believe it


I love you user

Isn't this a gamble? If it's an occlusive stroke it might help, if it's a hemorrhagic stroke it might hurt him.

Rest in peace brother

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he will be greatly missed

Remember kids

Stay healthy
Eat healthy
No drugs
Exercise

I bet you regret masturbating to that tranny porn now don’t you? Can’t wait to hear about how god judged you and sent you back to this plane as a brain dead vegetable with a rapist tranny nurse to take care of you for the rest of your life. F

If he’s not willing to reach for his phone I doubt he’s willing to crawl to an aspirin.

sounds like living the dream

Are you that user who posted about breaking a clot in your dick and it growing larger instantly? Godspeed

Based strokeposter

Goodbye fren

To infinity and beyond

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Based strokeposter

If you didnt make it before, you'll make it after user, I wish you the best

In case user isn't larping
RIP
Godspeed brah

I was in this thread

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Based stroke poster

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One time went to hospital to get appendix out
No beds in regular ward so they put me in spare one in brain injury ward
They wheel in some poor fucking old lady who had a massive stroke
Can't stop screaming she knows shes fucked, would be lucky to be permanently disabled
Me just listening O_O

Fuck bros... why is life so cruel + sad
And she's lucky, she had a full life already

What kind of loving God allows such suffering?

Put me in the screenshot

Say hi to Zyzz for us brah. Tell him we love him. Greetings to Piano Man and all the other fit gods who were too good for this earth. Don't be sad, you will now join them.
Godspeed bruh you will be missed.

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>3.5 hours ago
Goodnight sweet prince
F

we're all going to make it brah