Good morning Jow Forums

It's 18:00.

I had a late night snack of bread and honey that I got from my beekeeping friend.
>tfw 500 less Calories I can eat today

>went to pregame at my fraternity house
>started talking to this REALLY cute girl while I was there
>got her number and snap
>as a group took three ubers to club, she sat next to me
>get to club
>buy her a drink
>she disappears
>WELL SHIT
ff two hours of being pissed off
>see friend from high school in middle of moshpit
>he hooks me up with a different, much better looking girl
>take HER home instead
>go back to her dorm
>fuck
>afterwards tell her ive gotta go home
>doesnt want me to leave
>spend night
i fucking love college

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It’s President’s Day tomorrow user, wait don’t tell me you’re not American?

What are you some Bahrain stationed E-nothing here to shitpost when not getting sand in all your orifices?

I just had a 1,5 liter pepsi, I feel sick even thought it's my cheat day.

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Weighed in at 185 this morning for the first time, down from 250. Feeling really good

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Nicely done!

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> cheat day
> liter of Pepsi
Retard alert

Oh dang that’s right
No school but still have work unfortunately

>got fired yesterday
>was also puking my brain out yesterday from hangover
>school starts in 2 days
I slept pretty good though and I'm in a surprisingly good mood this morning for some reason

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I'm from a nation that is called a nation of "poets and thinkers". You probably don't know what that means because you're an uncultured mutt from the Anglosphere. Shoo shoo

>Drinking more than a glass of soda ever

Literally why. I can name all sorts of shit more tasty and delicious than some shitty soda

Good morning boys. Who is working out today?

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Good job user

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Same weight. Have to go down to 155 lbs tho.

t. manlet

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You can make it. I'm currently at 369 from 376. Aiming for somewhere around 265-286.

t. 6'7"-let.

get them gains bois

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>wake up
>go to class
>engineering so all dudes
>study
>eat
>lift
>sleep
>repeat
How do I become a college chad?

Nioce

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Pledge.

I'm the only CS major in my entire 150-man fraternity. If you're social enough to not be a complete sperg, you'll get a bid at a solid one.
Also be at least 6 feet tall. Fraternity guys are almost always manlets

>community college for first year
>now a junior
>only ever got invited to academic frats
>new college is a commuter campus
Odds are against me but fuck it I'll try

By not wanting to fuck whores in college.
>go to commuter school
>study electrical engineering
>work out
>prepare for civil war
>dated a single woman for 5 years, all through college

That's a solid plan too. I rushed as a sophomore after going to CC for one semester but I hated my life and transferred right over to the state school I'm at now.

Go for it. Ten of my 30 pledge brothers were juniors coming from our local CC.

>be at least 6 feet tall

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DELET

Hey Jow Forums, I didn't sleep so well last night.
Is it worth going to the gym today?

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Power nap between sets

Just worked 20 hours straight
Rip yesterdays bench gains