Fembots, we list major red flags in robots

If we had gf's we wouldn't need to masturbate

Masturbating is fine but obsessively is different.
Idk what OP meant by it, but I think more than once a day on average is pushing it.
If you can't go a few days without wankin', there's something up.

>He pretends to be a female on Jow Forums

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I agree with everything but the genetic stuff
Dick size is meaningless

If you took overweight away these red flags sound hot.

I like to live dangerously. I think finding these things attractive is the only reason a female would even want to browse this board.

hm this place is a bit different nowadays

ok so be my gf retard

honestly why you even here then?
If something like
>watches porn
is your first red flag for you then you can literally red flag 95% of guys (not even talking about robots here).
Even most women watch porn.

You want the "perfect man" with no flaws whatsoever, guess what;
that is the exact same problem most guys on this board have.
Lower your expectations and accept that every man you'll ever be with will have some kind of "flaw" in his character, same as you.

>watches porn
>obsessively masturbates
>sexualizes children
>a foot fetisher
>into misogynistic sex (rape, choking, tying up, hardcore bdsm basically)
>watches hentai or an animefag
>just any weird/degenerate fetishes in general
>poor hygiene
>pisses in jugs
>overweight
>dicklet
>white nationalist/strict conservative
>refer to women as roasties or whores
>does hardcore drugs or any drugs at all
>has a criminal record
>violent youth (torturing, killing animals)
>owns guns
>wants children
>blames others for your own faults
I gotta say, these are all red flags in women as well. You may be on to something.

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that would be great but 1-3 times a day everyday until I get a gf. I need someone or something to take my mind off my problems in this world

Don't forget bisexual, bisexual men are not fit to date anyone except other bi men.

Biggest red flag right here:
>"I don't see the point of sports"

As soon as a robot says this RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

>>dicklet
With this word you've just enabled two more mass shooters

Fun thread idea, here are the red flags I ghost for:
>watches porn excessively
>poor hygiene
>considers himself dominant
just not into them
>overweight
>owns a gun
>refers to women in negative ways
says a lot about his unhappiness
>violent at any point
>was at any point ever an avatarfag on any board
vapid sociopath most likely
>cant accept ever being wrong
will never learn like that, so not admirable at all
>no job
>not in school
>makes any kind of controlling comment
too replaceable to think he has weight to throw around
>has no sisters or female friends
means he'll be fucking annoying because he doesnt know what its like to be around women
>likes loud angry music
means he has a lot of emotional issues to get through that most likely he'll shift onto you
>criminal record/any arrests
>narrow minded
>airheaded
>hot tempered
>does drugs
>hates his parents/family
sometimes there are valid reasons but a lot of times its just stupid shit that they should just get over

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What if he sees the point and can enjoy playing from time to time but doesnt care in general and doesnt watch it?

Nice, nice...

Now, is there any porn about this?

Being a robot is a red flag? What a surprise

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As long as we're all here being honest. What size is considered dicklet femanons?

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Dont listen to these bitches. Theyre probably fat and fucking gross. Dont take advice from women ever

I'm not any of these things, and because of the image you posted and the fact you put dominant as being a red flag I'm reminded how much I would like a dominant gf. Do you have discord or an email? I'm 19 and from the uk

Sorry but there simply isn't such thing as a good man who doesn't watch sports.

>Uses rechargeable AA batteries

I don't know why but every guy I've dated who used rechargeable AA batteries turned out to be a fucking weirdo.

>Don't ask fish how to go fishing

this user is right
I just remembered this unspoken rule.

Hey I'm fat and only mildly gross.

I will meet you halfway as much as I hate handeggshit and say there is a sport for everyone. For me, its rodeo. I also like to follow on my local pro hockey team and I will watch their game if I can, on tv. I would love to go to a game and knock back a couple beers but I am a poorfag.

Forgot the image.
One day I will get Jow Forums to shitpost about rodeo, one day.

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Begone from my board thot

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a fish is a fish nonetheless

If ur a girl and ur fat that makes you automatically gross. Not just a little

Hey, some fish are pretty damn cute, no need to be racist.

Why only fat girls?

The idea of professional sports leagues is just crazy to me. I really don't know why Chads watch teams made up of only 5% players from your city, or even worse some random fucking city from across the country.

High school sports are underrated. At there's some tribal aspect there where your represented by 99% people who actually grew up in your local community.

is my BBW fetish degenerate?
especially when she has very large and wide hips like pic related?

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We all have fetishes, user.
As long as you don't let them interfere with your life, it's fine.
You should ideally want your partner to be healthy before sexually appealing to you.

Yes but it means you have better pool of choices than a lot of men since most wouldn't touch a BBW. OkCupid is literally nothing but landwhales.

Fat women are inherently selfish, lazy, unhealthy, addicted, constant whiners and complainers, lack self responsibility, lack ambition, lack self control, lack impulse control, lack good judgement and cannot be trusted. They will bring down your quality of life.

thanks, my mom said the same thing, i just find it hard to get instantly attracted to someone who isn't overweight/obese with a 0.6 to 0.7 waist to hip ratio
tried it in NYC, nothing but slim women. guess it your paradise over here

only reason how you came up with this thread is because you are the whole list yourself

Are fat men not the same?
They're clearly fat because they're lazy, unhealthy, and addicted to food. They often complain, and clearly lack self responsibility if they're not even willing to be responsible for their own health. They clearly don't have ambition other than getting to their next meal, no self or impulse control, and only good judgement they have is which soda is the most loaded with sugar.

whatever men will just keep all of the above secret from women, even chad

>watches porn
>owns gun
>wants children
You sounds like a selfish controlling bitch. I can see some pretty big red flags in you just by reading your list of red flags for guys.

To be fair a lot more women are in to what you deem mysoginistic sex, however this list is way more down to earth than the requirements incels put on women

Women already have a lack or responsibility and accountability. Then multiply that with being a fat lazy entitled woman.

>watches porn

hahahahahaha

I think humans in general have a lack of accountability. I agree that most women don't have the most responsibility, though.

It's unironically a massive red flag. Normie logic tends to say porn makes you objectify and dehumanize women but in reality its worse. Porn makes you a doormat bitch for women who would anything for a chance to get your dick anywhere near a vagina.

Oh, fuck off with your shitty bait thread.

I agree with some of your red flags
>watches real porn
>obsesses over pornstarts and sex
>mra/mgtow
>lolicon
>doesn't have any interests besides vidya (and only plays fps)
>blames everything on others
>rude to his mom (if his mom is nice)
>aggressive
>into drugs/alcohol

Keked hard dude nice one

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Men who regularly watch 3D porn are mostly awful and not worth anyone's time. They are also supporting really gross company, human trafficking, and most likely already developed degenerate fetishes.

I'm going to fucking piss in all the jugs I want and you can't fucking stop me

MGTOW

>femb...
*BANG*
*KATCHING*

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oh boy lists and lists of deliberately composed flaws which make the poster look like they are incisive, i love these. shame that, in real life, you would almost entirely overlook these autistic demands you spend so long deciding on