Be american

>be american
>get ambulance and hospital bills
How can you even call yourself a first world country?

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>be australian
>lose war to birds
what hte fuck maN???

>be america
>haven’t beheaded the tyrant butcher Bashar al-Assad
I’m ashamed of my country rn

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>be american
>get "vaccinated"
>become autistic
>have to pay for all the diagnosis shit
>years later
>scootering home
>get shot
>rushed to hospital
>life saved
>give you your bill
>now in debt for the rest of your life

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>filename
no hes not

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>be american
>be brain damaged from diabetes and McDonald's food
>believe cia/media lies every time
Like clockwork....

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>be not american

wow how do you even live

>be conspiracytard
>unironically support the gassing of innocent women and children
Disgusting

WTF America it's been like 10 years get your shit together and kill this nigger already the world is laughing at you

>supporting the jews
Kill yourself.

I hope we can as soon as possible for the sake of the children

Imagine so pants on head retarded as to unironically believe everything that ever happens in the world is a Jewish conspiracy

>said the man who supports Israel every day by bombing based and redpilled Assad.

We shouldn’t bomb Syria just hang the mad tyrant Assas

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>be brit
>have sick kid
>hospital says to not bother trying to save him
>hospital cuts off his life support
>he still lives
>hospital gets court order approved by LGBT activist judge forcing you to get him euthanised
>italy makes him an honorary citizen and says he can stay in hospital over there
>the government forbids you from taking him and leaving the country
>people who comment about this on twitter are arrested
>hospital and government are trying to force you to euthanise your kid who is not even on life support
>Italy says if they do that they will consider ti the murder of an Italian citizen by the UK


at least it was free though :3

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>being a dumb nigger that hates stability in the middle east
Fucking hang yourself like the picture.

>implying anyone was actually gassed
>implying even a single sliver of proof has been provided for this
>implying the source for your info confirming it isnt just the mainstream media
>actually using the "muh innocent wymin an chillun" argument like a middle aged soccer mom talking about gun control

>for the sake of the children

real fucking boomer posting

quote who

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>giving impshitters any (You)'s

Based + redpilled

I wouldn’t dream of killing myself I at least want to live to see the tyrant murderer Assad swing for his crimes

>t. Avid Richard and Mortimer fan

You don’t have to be redpilled to know mass murder is unacceptable

you're right! you have to be ironpilled! holy shit! are you Q user by chance??

go back to sleep

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>implying I watch rick and morty

come up with a better argument than "muh women and children"
that is the most cliche bullshit faggotry ever
and post proof that anyone actually was gassed
actual undeniable proof unlike the MSM "sources say that..."

you cant, because you have no proof
and all you have to fall back on is "think about the children :^(" like the fucking stupid boomer soccer mom that you are

no i just woke up

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good morning then

Howis he tyrant you fucking redditor?

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Good morning

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what time is it

almost 5am

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>punishing murders for killing innocents is overused and invalid
Idiot

Pic related

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>not basing your life on Real World Time (EST)
Fool.

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>still hasnt provided any evidence
retarded faggot


>but fox news told me so!
>but CNN said he is bad man!

He's blackpilled, he doesn't need to prove anything if he's that deep down the haircut hole

I respect your game sir

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and if you said something about the "innocents" then that would have been one thing, but you didnt
you defaulted to "women and children" straight away, just like the media does because it appeals to emotions and is effective for manipulating dumb fucks and boomers
like you

Again, stop sticking your dick in the east if you don't know what your doing.

I actually do, and pretty often desu

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Ok, so murderIng innocents is a red line for you. Therefore, you support bombing riyad then, for their actions in yemen? Saudi Arabia also has no elections, so we gotta bomb them too, right? What about bombing israel for the actions in Gaza? How about bombing the madeleine albright's house for saying that killing 500,000 Iraqi children was worth it to fight saddam?

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Are you saying that is a girl?

where did I say that you fucking idiot?

I think we are the last first world country.

hideri is best guy

Why the hostilities you thot?

*gal

at no point ever did he say he was female nerd

Jow Forums

Why does America have to do your bidding? Is it because we have guns here and people who know how to shoot? Is it because our privatized health care makes it possible for you too see a doctor and possible for people who are actually having an emergency can go to the ER without a wait so long they will die in the waiting room?

>thot
>unironically


nigger please leave

>be aussie
>play boomerang fetch with your mates at the beach
>throw boomerang at your friend but you miss the cunt
>boomerang dips in the ocean
>start swimming after it before the tide takes it
>forget to wear pantyhose
>get stung by a box jelly
>continue swimming
>just as the boomerang is within hands reach a shark emerges
>shark starts chopping at your leg
>beat shark till it gives up with boomerang
>call the shark a cunt
>swim back to shore
>get stung by several more box jellies
>pass out from pain
>mates try healing your wounds with Vegemite
>wake up
>medics load you on a stretcher
>medics open ambulance and a funnel-web spider jumps out and bites your dick
>call the spider a cunt
>ambulance takes off
>road is blocked off by a herd of Emu's
>medics tell you to get out
>tip medics
>forced to travel the out back
>try to use GPS
>doesn't work because 0.2mb connection
>get lost
>cool down under a tree
>a drop bear pounces toward you
>nearly get killed but a Tasmanian devil attacks the drop bear from behind
>thank Tasmanian devil
>find the road again
>it isn't blocked off by Emu's now
>follow the road
>a tribe of aborigines appears from a near bush playing their didgeridoo
>they notice you and start changing gibberish
>aborigines start chasing you
>run
>find the ambulance again
>medics are having a beer
>call them a bunch of cunts and then tell them to book it
>arrive at hospital
>nurse hands you a beer and calls you a cunt
>get bored
>connect to 0.3mb wifi
>type Jow Forums.org into url
>post a shitpost about americans
Just another day in Australia

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>tipping
get fucked cunt

Jewish? Or black?

no-one in australia fucking tips

everyday I thank god i wasn't born there

wow that's cute

wow that's smug

no one outside of america tips you dumb faggot

>be leafland
>2nd country in whole world for quality of life
>america not even in top 10
next time dont talk shit BITCH