>be me >foul-mouthed faggots at work are discussing human excrement >extremely unprofessional and childish discussion >they are arguing about people who "sit" versus "stand" >they query me as to my toilet paper usage method >I say I don't use it at all since, I have a bidet installed in my domicile >slack-eyed stares and gawking immediately follows accompanied by banal questions
It's as though they have no conception of anyone doing something different than them ever. They could barely tolerate eachother's differing perspectives on the matter, but mine, oh goodness, it was as though their minds were temporarily wiped blank and they became even more stupid than they had been a moment previously.
