Ask a lonely drunk anything

i dunno too profound for me right now senpai

what's your poison tonight son

vodka lole

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wew. not my thing
why are you lonely

ok. Let's just drink then.

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well the kiwi is offline and my pseudo bf is offline

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oh. sorry I can't be your gay substitute bro

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unless you're brenda instead of bruce

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i demand that you ahh

fuck where was this going lol

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Who's your pseudo bf then?

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some doctor

his degree is worth so much more than mine at least i can impress him by finding chipped stones that aboriginals used

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definitely brenda
what did you study

"some" doctor, huh?. You sure don't seem to know much about your bf! You drinking that 80% or 40 tonight?

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anthropology

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i kind of dont want to give much away about him

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oh that's kinda cool tbd
Is that like mostly biology and exact science or do you get all the social and political shit as well

Do you want to be my lonely drunk friend?

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7x
yeah yeah
dreass your intelect
continue moving your stupid hands
continue studying
continue working
post conspiracys, theorys, ideals, orders
go the war
continue walk with your dogs
watch t.v.
wile i dance in the dark wile listening eletronic music and looking a freak
ignoring all of you
HÁHÁHÁHÁ

it's such a meme we make it up as we go don't ever trust an anthropologist

who invited you cunt lol

lmao okay then
I know a thing or two about studying shit where you make things up tho

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atwar-game.com/
It took me centuries to find this

oh dear what was your degree

still working on it
math

NERD

wahaa

you're still more employable than me oh man

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that's implying I actually pass
every year I spend more and more days crying in a corner
also I'm pretty good at being retarded when I say things so I wouldn't be too sure about that employment thing
I've had people be impressed with my resume before but then completely tank at the interview

well that sucks

good luck out there boyo

yeah thanks u2
what do you do anyway? Do you actually work

i translate porn

...

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if there was a notice to stop i missed it lole i do subtitles though

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ayo sweet, what kind?
if that's some good shit, you're my man

you're not kidding? well gimme some of your work so I can give it a wank in your honor

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pretty much everything i don't judge lole

really hate scat tho

Ya got some good doujins?

if you recommend me something i'll translate for free :3

just give me 3 days tho

wow
and you get paid for that? How is the usual rate?

if you're the kind of person that uses the words "mouthpussy" you're dead to me
that shit always makes me lose wood

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enough to buy vodka

oh lord no lole

i am a professional

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and that's all you do? How you get to pay the bills?

Where's my donut?

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I ate it

just assume they get paid

oof

I'LL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE

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ayo cool.
Can you bring a pack of 12 with you? I'm all out...

Only in return for a donut

yea sure. shops are all closed tho, so you'll have to wait for that

Steal them

how do we stop

lemme think of sumthin...
nah m8, too hard to do rn.
But you can still bring the beer tho

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damnit aya stop trying to make "drunk man robs donut shop" headlines in europe
this is and always be an america thing

I'M JUST TRYING TO GET WHAT I HAVE COMING
Then give me something to break the windows

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