Hello bant. How are you?

Kit kats are yummy

Bet many people would want a peace of these kit kat bars.

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Dull, boring predictable.

>How so?
I don't know...

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just ate so pretty good

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I like it too, but in moderation, too much of it starts tasting bad.
Just like one or two pieces.

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I see.
You don't know Monsieur Coke?
Wonderful. What did you consume?
I agree, most chocolate tastes bad after a while.

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bunch of carne asada or meat I never bothered to learn the english name

Yeah but white chocolate especially.
Dark chocolate always tastes bad to me though

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Ye

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Was it yummy?
I agree, never a fan of dark. I can handle white much more.
What to know some chocolate facts?
Why would that be?

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>What to know some chocolate facts?
Of course!
It seems like we have pretty similar chocolate tastes.
I love orange flavored chocolate btw.

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yes

I don't think I've ever had orange flavored chocolate.
Any way if I recall milk chocolate actually has no chocolate in it. it's sugar and milk and what not.
Then some folks will sneeze when they have chocolate particularity dark chocolate.

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Lonely

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oh dear. Why?
That's good. How's the weather?

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I don't really know where this narrative is going anymore...

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Nibba why is stuff bad for you?

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Too much of anything could be bad for you to be honest like water.

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>I don't think I've ever had orange flavored chocolate
Oh really?
Perhaps it's less popular over there.
I think orange flavored chocolate is a bit more popular in Iceland than in other places so that may be why i tasted it and you haven't.
It's really good, you should try it if you can.
>milk chocolate actually has no chocolate in it. it's sugar and milk and what not.
Wait that can't be true, doesn't it need to have some amount of cocoa to be called chocolate?
>some folks will sneeze when they have chocolate particularity dark chocolate.
Choco allergies?

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im drunk, my tummy is full and im smiling like a doofus even though im just staring at my computer screen
how are you doing?

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Stop drinking

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he rite
I'll be on the look out for it.
>doesn't it need to have some amount of cocoa to be called chocolate?
I could be wrong about it. My memory ain't the best.
>Choco allergies?
Ever heard of that thing where folks will look at a bright light and sneeze? Same thing just with dark chocolate. Want to say it's genetic.
I'm doing dandy.
What's it like being drunk?

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why tho

good to hear
yeah its kinda fun but it tastes like crud

I see.

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this was pointless

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Tell me about the news in your country.

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I DON'T KNOW

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*teleports away*

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You seem not to know many things.
OI! YOU GOT A LICENCE FOR THAT YOU CHEEKY WANK?

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h-hi guys...

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>get shot
>be american

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hola

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Hi! Why so shy?
>Be brit
>Need ID for energy drinks

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hi there
it's my first time posting on Jow Forums... how are you guys doing?

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hey stinky

>be american
>at walmart
>get a heart attack from all the deepfried butter i eat
>attempt to leave walmart
>forget to tip minimum wage worker
>get shot
>tip shooter
>call 911
>get triggered because it reminds me of the only tragedy to befall my people
>ambulance gets to the walmart
>tip ambulance driver or else i don't get let in
>ambulance drives me half way
>they find out i dont have insurance
>die anyway
>even tho i tipped them
>wtf

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Welcome aboard new spainfriend
I'm doing good how bout you?

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fine! just a little tired, its 2:26 am here but also kinda sad... love n' stuff...

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To be honest with you I don't know a lot of things but not everybody here knows a lot of things. I know more things than other people but I'm no genius.

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anything in particular that's making you sad?

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i fell in love with a girl, we talked for a few months (she knew that i loved her since the beginning), and when I thought that we were going to be together... she's now the girlfriend of one of my best friends and she made out with my truly best friend... on the same day... she also kept telling me that we were going to be together and that she just needed some time. it's been 1 month but i'm still not over it...

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you were the guy she kept on the side if things dont work out with other guy

i know... they've all been lying to me, hiding things, i feel like a complete retard

hmm?

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That sucks dude, sorry you had to go through that.
Did you say she started dating one guy and made out with another on the same day? If I read that right I don't think she was really the best for you

oh well atleast you didnt find out she was a slut midway into a serious relationship

max par > zozzle/kek/XD

max par @ your life rn

Okay if you want my honest opinion you got to move on. Over here in America that is called a side bitch she's keeping you as a little place and you got to move on dude that's unhealthy for you to keep on going after her.

real talk

Dude you'll find someone perfect for you don't give up

you don't force memes by explaining how it works, you fool.

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>he doesnt deconstruct ironic post

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yep... you read that right..
.a lot of people warned me beforehand, but I completely ignored them, I was blinded
yes... now I know... I've almost forgotten her...

And you guys know what's worse? I've blocked her, I avoid her in order to forget her and she just keeps coming back to me, sayin that she needs me, that she can't live without me, she even made a 4 page letter in my birthday sayin all kinds of cute things, i don't know what the fuck she wants from me, i've already said like 20 times that she destroyed my heart, made me feel like a piece of shit and that I don't want to see her again, but she just keeps coming back bros...

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>i don't know what the fuck she wants from me

she wants her side bitch back

much better, nerdo

Yeah just move on man ignore her ignore everything what she says man.
This

i'm not even a side bitch, she just wants me as her fucking friend, but for some reason she's trying WAY too hard and I don't know if it's legit or not, but in any case i'm not coming back and she knows it, but the pain... it's still there

>you read that right
I think you dodged a bullet there then. Imagine if you were the one that she started to date and then she just made out with some other dude.
You might want to get a restraining order or something if she keeps trying to talk to you like that

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BITCH BOY TO HER

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Hey Bum! How are you today?

>first time
You'll just love it hear we are such a wonderful group of people. I hope you can become a wonder member of our community.
accurate
>sad
oh?
Interesting, who do you work for? CIA? NSA? PBS? NAACP? CNN? NWO?
Oh dear. I'm sorry to hear that. That sounds awful. Would you like a hug?
Geez, I feel really bad for you. Sorry that happened dude.

she literally told me that she would harass me till I talk to her again, but since the last time we talked about this (she cried like a bitch and then left) we're not talking at all

I'm doing just fine. Just got back from the garden. Saw a bug I'd never seen before.

what the hell dude I think he gets it

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wish i could see and hear her cry

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Can you take a picture of it?

Yeah, just do your best to not take to her. She sounds crazy.

im not taking chances ive lost too many brothers to thots

>take
talk*

It's called the Milkweed Assassin Bug.

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MOVE ON FINE SOMEONE ELSE

yes... i need a lot of hugs...
everyone tells me that i'm handsome and they're surprised that i've never had a girlfriend but everytime i try... it always ends like this... honestly i'm tired and i don't want to try again

anyways, that's it, I just needed someone to talk about this...now i feel better. i really appreciate your support bros, you're awesome. I think that I'll be staying here :)

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Good MOVE on

i had a LOT of audio messages of her just crying, shame i deleted them

>yes... i need a lot of hugs...
Say no more!
I'm sure things will work out. Just give it time, good things come to those who wait.

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more hugs.

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I'm a happy Niggy!

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If you don't really feel like you need a girlfriend don't let other people pressure you into trying to get one. I'm glad you feel better now though.
*hug*

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Can we see your garden?

even more hugs
yay! whys this?

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now go to sleep its late

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t-thank you... I love you guys even though I don't even know you, but I know I can trust you

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Only boys get hugs but you're not a boy you're a man and get....
Pic related

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I will give you too many hugs.
Why do you want to see it? not much to look at. and it's a bit messy.

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Ooh!
Also, if you've gotten around to it, how's learning German going for you? :3

>hug

I would but it's dark out and I need to buy seeds

>whys this?
I ate a lot of delicious food and now have a full tummy~

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youtu.be/R43dYg_Kuc0

Idk I'm sure it doesn't look as bad as you think but if you don't want to post pics that's ok. What types of flowers do you have?
Whoops replied to the wrong poster, meant to quote Bumstead

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You'll love it here! bant is such a great place full of nice people.
I haven't started...
Sounds wonderful. What did you eat?

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