Cancer thread cont

so if attacks/defence are based off rolls then what do the bonuses do?

Take Asian Russia

Take the Region of Peru, spills to take Venezuela/Colombia.

They add up to your roll. Let's say I'm in war with you. You roll a 09, giving you 18. You add up to that your bonus of 23, it gives you 41. I roll a dub (lmao) which gives me 30, and I add 24 to that, so I get 54.
I get to take 54-41=13 sectors from you

MONGOLIA are you there?

oh ok

r8 My trip

AYO that's not COOL.
Defending against chinks. Spills go to Yugo and attacking China.

shit

Thanks for your present, Emperor.

I got nowhere else to go

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MONGOLIA I can help you! ARE YOU THERE?

>mfw I realise that the majority of routes to go from continent to continent require going directly though my empire

haha good thing Ive been nice to everyone this game and no one would bully me r....right guys?

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Mongolia

Then attack someone else, like, oh I dunno, THE BIG RED FUCKING BLOB RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. Guess what that fucker is gonna do once he is done with the syrians...

WRONG!

He's my ally and I don't want to bully MONGOLIA

Then attack NZ instead! I dindu nuffin to yo bitch ass

Np jew man I dont want subversives in my country

>annoying cunts

I just want to liberate Asia

why though

you still have mongolia left fren :^)

Because you deserve it you pacifist faggot

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Yeah, I don't want to bully him
I'll give Russia back if Mongolia doesn't come back

Somebody call Mongol Empire I got something important to tell him

When are you going back to Russia?

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MUPDATE
I just realized I got my bonus wrong, so I changed that.
Attacking northern China.
Tell me if I missed anything, the change was a little rocky.

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hey Brazil fren
you dont have the bonus from argentina yet because you're missing this little island
just a heads up :^)

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>jew
>making friendly countries attack each other

check out

So that's how it's gonna be, Defense aganinst OP and take Mongolia

I finish off south africa and expand to the north

OOF

Get into egypt thor the sea before india

I know

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kill Syria
defend against others too if needed

Take the Falkland islands and every other Argentinian island.

Thanks.

Damn you China.

Invade China.

I request an alliance with OP.

how come everyone is ignoring western europe?

Take over western africa

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You can have all of africa I jsut want the northern coastal regions pls dont kill me

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So that was your fuckin' plan, let's rock it

btw I missed your roll so I added it back. You have most of Peru and the like. What do you wish to do?

Agreed.

finish colombia and then invade brazil

Can you take a little bit of brazil's argentina to disable their bonus?

Because it's the least area of concern with the world powers.

Way too expensive, so it's late-game only.

You took Xinjiang and Tibet.

These transgressions will not be forgotten.

Prepare for war, Chinese swine!

Defend against this: and any other attacks.

I will let you have the congo uncontested if you leave the province to the south + east of it alone
you get a +8 province and i get a +4 and +2
deal?

please dont put me in the middle
I dont like fighting

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Bring it On!

URGENT, URGENT.
I propose a white peace. I give you back chinese territories. USA is too dangerous, way too dangerous.

C'mon just a little piece of em?

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Can we have a NAP, then?

That was my plan, I accept

ok...

Wouldn't you prefer to ally with me? he's already tried to attack you, I offer FULL alliance

Kill the Mongols with this roll

>romania

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Excellent. I give you back, free of charge, your territories. Your bonus will be counted as if you are the owner of all chine, since the proposition was made before the mupdate

Defend against attacks, spills continue the invasion of brazil

Please help me attack brazil

Nope, you're too powerful for your own good, and I want to make Mexico great again

thanks OP

rolling for east africa

kill Mongols

So OP im stuck, but I have a proposition!
Can I have yugoslavia if I become your puppet?

Emperor C.

Continue filling western africa.

sorry for the territories in the congo, Op filled them out before I specified

Retake Brazil and defend against all else!
Spills take the rest of the Peru territory.

Negative. However, what I can, and will offer you, is an alliance. Offer me your gracious help against the USA, and you will be given territories in mainland US.
>THIS FUCKING CAPTCHA

its fine

This is a war you can't win, mr. Salgado.
I'll enjoy your slow and painful defeat

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Yo hol up there's only a max of 3 allies per alliance

Invade the Chinese.

Sure jsut use my roll to help wherever

And that makes us 3. But in fact, I drop Mongolia, since she's dead.

>mfw everyone is fighting and trying to get me to choose sides but i just want everyone to get along

its like my parents divorce all over again

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SHEKELBERG!!!!

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Please help or I will be gangbanged

Do what you want

I offered my hand to Mongolia and he chosed to ignore me, we could have take this glory to africa

Oops, forgot to roll earlier.
Rolling to attack US through Alaska
>THIS
>FUCKING
>CAPTCHA

Just buy the pass

won't give a dime to gookmoot

Are you Jew?

so what are the actual teams right now?

kk wait veryone, that time it's real fucking complicated. I'll have to take a scrap of paper for that one

take your time