Be at gym with gymbro

>be at gym with gymbro
>2 qt cardiobunnies (strong 8/10s easy) come in and do some ab work on the side
>some qt tomboy with bad haircut is doing squats in rack
>gymbro said they all checked me out and tomboy stared at my ass
>tfw 26 kissless virgin

how the FUCK do i unJUST myself

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fuck gymbro

Bloatmax

Learn how to recognize choosing signals

yeah but what next

>letting women distract you from your workout

how?

Fuck the tomboy in the sauna

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he's just trying to big you up user, they weren't really checking you out.

this

shes actually sorta cute
just needs to fix haircut

Post tomboys pls

Fucked in a sauna once but it is almost too hot to be enjoyable

What does sex feel like?

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god when i remember that one girl legs and perfect sculpted butt
she was so sweaty too when she went to do cable stuff

imagine her aroma when she sits on your face in those sweaty leggins
that would be hilarious haha

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That is the most cringe photo I have ever seen. Neither of them want to be there. Both of them know they are just pieces of meat.

>mfw pixie cuts are my guilty pleasure

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>stop being afraid of rejection
>grow a pair of nuts and say "hi"
>finish almost every line with another question to keep their interest peaked (women get bored if you dont ask them questions about themselves)
>wanna go hangout after the gym and get something to eat?
Its really not that hard.
Theres no such thing as incels.
Only volcels and dumbos with social anxiety/ugly which can be fixed, well not the ugly part, but your self esteem can be boosted.

salty milk and coins

>tfw 26 kissless virgin
How do you people reach this point? Like, that far in life without so much as a kiss.

I dont know haha. Happens to me ALL THE TIME lol!

Fucked in the sauna once, almost had a heart attack. Maybe it's because I took a dick pill too

cope dyel

haha imagine being a KHV above 18 years old

Your gymbro is messing with you faggot, i remember telling the guy i worked out with that every thot looked at him and shit, he believed it so i wouldn't ruin his confidence by telling him im just kidding

fpbp

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haha yeah... imagine...

Legitimately nothing wrong with that

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>tfw had first hug kiss and sex all when I was 17 years old
Whew close one

Ask out the tomboy.

fucking kek

I almost had a heart attack in the sauna without fucking today. Well, not heart attack, but felt the blood pressure in the back of my skull.

that woman got BLOATED and there is nothing you can do about it you dyel

she looks sorta autistic, wears glasses, does barbell stuff, overall looks decent tho
ill try talking to her if i see her tomorrow

she def mired my 3pl8 squats for reps last time
she might be young tho

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>3pl8 squats
Jesus. I finally got above 2pl8 today.

This part is easy. Even the approach is easy. It's the continuation of an actual conversation that I can't handle

keep at it, make your technique perfect, eat and you will make it

i lift in commercial gym so even my lamo3plate squats are making people stare

Sadly, I'm on a permacut till I lose at least 10 more kilos. I know that starting working out with a cut is not the best option, but I'm getting some gains and losing weight feels great. Maybe my strength isn't progressing as fast as it could've if I was eating more.
I did try doing the full slav squat with that weight today though and it worked.

this

bags of sand

this cannot be true bros
im 6'2 aaaa

you just have to squat away the sadness

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can you elaborate? remember that i browse this board

based

this gives me the feels, been doing it for too long

Bags of sand

Like jerking off but 10% better desu. Kinda overrated. Still worth it for the overall experience (touching, making out, dominance, etc.), though.

You could start off by not being a bitch. Be the man you want to be, friendo.