Guten Tag! Papiere!

>tfw Sonderbefehl

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Guten Tag Herr Doktor Mengele

*shows wristband*
(SS-Leibstandarte Adolf Hitler)

Snatch my beautiful blonde beard, and show them my biceps.

-FVCKING JÖÖCEY ISNT IT LADS

Show them my papers. I'm an aryan and have nothing to hide

alles in ordnung

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scratch*

East Poland is the other way, sir

He can pass

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>tfw did 'twin studies' all night long :DD

Prost und guten Morgen!

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Cпacибo!

I‘d already be part of the SS.

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na schon, herr kommandant

empty my Suomi KP mag in them

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Hand them my papers knowing I'll be alright. They'll leave in a few years anyway.

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mfw i had to carry out >250 Partisanensäuberungsaktionen because shity new recruits for the SD were newfags and didn't had the balls for it

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Sehen Sie nicht, dass ich es eilig habe.

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>priloži dokumente

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sorry fellas I seem to have found myself in the right timeline, I must go back to clownworld

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Verdammt, must have been a hard day! Here, have some, doctor's recommendation...

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Hope you like fighting ivans without StuGs

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thanks for selling us to russians, really appreciate it

thanks for not helping in the invasion of russia, really appreciate it

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AM I BEING DETAINED

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Saved! Top Kekkonen! :DDD

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Grüß Gott, meine Herren. Hier ist mein Ausweis.

>gets cucked by freemason

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Yeah, I should
I'm gonna swallow it down with some "Jamaica Rum Verschnitt"

Mamma mia! Pasta pizza mafia!
Here's my passaporto!

How’s it goin hanz. I’m here to defect

spread open legs

>wat do
Sage and report.

Volksdeutscher?

Oh well ... there goes the stomach lining ... ;)

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ah, a kamerad from italian east africa, let him pass

>Guten Tag!
I'd arrest them for not greeting me with Heil Hitler

*takes a piss on their boots*

meh, I survived Polackenessen, so I will survive that

Give papers

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Fall to my knees and start crying out of sheer enjoyment of somehow being transported to the timeline when Germany still had a set of nuts.

>Ja, naturlich
>
Pssht,,, nothing personnel

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Ich habe ein groß schwanz
JajajajajajaJa 1488

Hand them my papers. They look them over. Pure Dutch lineage Canadian.

They ask me what I'm doing in Germany.

"Well, Canada is run by the fucking Jews so I left."

They give me my papers back.

"Have a nice day."

so where are the deathcamps? I’d like to work in these deathcamps

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Must be nice being white, uh?

oh wow some c*ck blurred out the windmill of tolerance

Wait for them to surrender, like they always do.

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Ich habe meine Papiere im Bordell verloren. Ich habe nicht genug Geld mitgebracht und sie haben mich verjagt! Ich bin so deutsch wie sie kommen. Willst du meine Vorhaut sehen?

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FLACO NO ME GUSTA QUE TE HAGAS EL CANCHERITO EN UNA RED SOCIAL. NO LA AGITES QUE ONIONS DE POCAS PULGAS. TE ESTAS METIENDO CON UN PESADITO . HACE 2 MESES ME FUGUÉ DEL PENAL DE EZEIZA CON MI COMPA DE CELDA, HUGITO "EL MARTILLERO" LE DECÍAN. TODAVÍA ME ESTÁ BUSCANDO LA BRIGADA. ESTUVE PRESO POR HOMICIDIO, NARCOTRÁFICO, CRIMEN ORGANIZADO Y ABUSO SEXUAL. YA ME CANTARON EN QUE BARRIO VIVIS, CUANDO QUIERAS VOY A GOLPEARTE LA PUERTA. A MI NO ME ROMPAS LOS HUEVOS PORQUE SACO EL FUSIL DE ABAJO DEL COLCHÓN Y VOY A GATILLARTE. CUÍDATE NABO

Take off my coat and reveal Blutgruppentätowierung

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What you gonna do, tell me "On ne passe pas" ?

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cierra la maldita boca! nos vas a regalar! los estúpidos alemanes piensan que somos euros.

I hand over my papers, of course. How is this hard?

Oh no, illegal spaniards are trying once again to cross my borders

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schengen

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Don't you wish you were white? i wish i were white. You're not allowed to be resentful and kill a bunch of people because of reasons, don't forget.

I would shoot those three faggots dead.

It's a win-win situation, you come with your trucks and pollute our air while driving, we send our trashes to fuck your prostitutes at the border

Hallo Freunde. Ein schöner Tag im 4ten Reich oder?

I come for more than that.
>Don't you wish you were white?
Close enough for the Americas.

G'sundheit.

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What? can you speak proper Spanish? i doubt it.

Speak English you kraut fuck.

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I believe in nothing.

>Not tolerating the language of the Herrenrasse

The eternal amerimutt. Almost like you were made to destroy Europe or something...

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Ask them if they want to watch The Last Jedi.

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I'm gonna rape all your female relatives Allahu Ackbar!!

Hot white nordic danish sluts on my arab dick.

you're too white to do that :^)

Guten Tag Herr Hauptsturmführer , I have evidance that in Germany the freemasonery lodges cooperate with the transgender propaganda : pls check .

Thank you Herr Volksgenosse , we will have to talk to these masons .

( Rottenführer : call Dachau 119 Sondertransport )

scoopcom.de/scoopcom-wp/
freimaurer.online/impressum/

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wrong again my nigger - they would beat the shit out of you just for your Untermensch appearance.Probably you would end up as a schlomo dog in Birkenau III ( Schlomodogblock )

Hitler was a rothschild puppet.
anyone who ever did anything is a crypto-jew

As a fellow white person.

wrong again , you would end up in a Kindertransport due to your size of 1,22 m .

I would fucking machinegun this unarmed faggot kraut loser boring fucks.

Bullshit, you're a paranoid moron. No one is in control.

>selbstverständlich
and go on with my day

hitler would 360 no-scope your ass in a second though

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>pic

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Wo ist ihre Tochter Herr Frank?

Fuck, white women are so hot. The idea of rape is so fucking stupid too, it's just like war is an extension of politics, rape is an extension of uh... i don't fucking know dating or something. It's no big fucking deal.

That pic is old, newfag.

romdiredom

auf in die cloud

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I didn't fought in World War 2 and saw my best buddy Jim die in my arms to come back to this shit, stop speaking German you kraut loving nazis!!!

Land of the free, home of the brave, were Jesus was born.

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>na sicher

fucking made up kraut words