mfw thought nofap was a meme

post it

no. knowing of its existence is my burden to bear, and i most bear it alone. i wish i never knew about the internet

Jerking off to clothed athlete qts are most patrician

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the single best reason for me to do /nofap/ is if you ever have the opportunity to actually get laid and you've been jerking off circa 2+ years, you may not actually be able to "get off" with real sex.

I've had relationships where I couldn't blow my load into women and this just makes it terribly awkward since I'm so used to cranking my dick until I cum I couldn't do it without porn and vigorous jerking. and this can ruin your shot at an actually relationship. that's why at most you should jerk it once a week. and try not to look at boards like /b/ or /gif/, these are poison

This one?

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Are you also the dumb anti vegan poster?

yeah i used to jack off 3 times a day back in high school and when i got my first bj i couldn't cum for 10+ minutes and ended up jerking off into her mouth basically just to finish. she was still trying to suck it while i did that tho and i kept hitting her in the face with my hand

>find nofap easy as shit, haven't touched myself all year
>can't quit porn because every fucking woman is half naked or wearing tight clothes on TV, Internet and irl
>can't even get a gf since I don't want to deal with women's bullshit.

It's an abstract kind of hell boys.
Any tips for someone in my scenario?

go off the grid

no fap/porn for a few days now and last night had a dream i was watching. at first i was disappointed like ah man my streak, then i realized it was a dream and was all about it, browsing around. weird

I used to believe this, but then i read something about it being a meme etc and found out that i was low test, thats why i needed to go nofap so i could feel better
So once i got high test, i can fap twice a day and still feel good, i can fuck for 3 rounds and still be able to go for more

Just dont do nofap if u get nosex

It should be quite obvious to anyone now that if you don't fap or watch porn for a week you won't die, Try it out and see the results for your self. Don't trust, verify...

Fucking jannies deleted such a nice thread on /tv/

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Hard agree. I'd happily read some studies on it but they are few and far between, sadly.
But personally, I REALLY don't think it's placebo. Even some ancient philosophers talked about the benefits of not fapping or having copious amounts of sex with throw away women.

Im a week and a half in and I cant get hard towards anything anymore.
I just want to be able to get it up like i used to boys

>Day 79 of Nofap
>My abscence of noodle doodling has given me supernatural powers, not unlike those wielded by the glorious nazis of old
>Energy levels are through the roof
>Even helped my mom cook pasta today and cleaned my room
>Keep breaking new records of concentration
>Managed to watch a full 20 mins of jordan peterson before tabbing to Jow Forums
>Social powers elevated as well
>Took the bus all by myself down to the mall
>Bought a redbull at a store, looked cashier in the eye twice and said "thank you" with a firm, clear voice
>Notice older man outside the store, just sitting there
>Hat in his hands, begging for pennies
>Walk over while steaming of social elevation, sip my redbull as if I were Don draper himself with a glass of scotch
>Ask where his drive is, why dont you just buy a house
>He doesnt even answer
>Kick him on the foot
>Grumbles something angrily but doesnt have the balls to get up in my face about it
>As I thought, no divine rage
>How often do you wank, I ask him with a smug grin
>He calls me a perv and asks me to leave
>Looks like we have a wanker
>Walk backwards away from him, making a wanking motion towards my crotch
>Ejaculate into a powerstance as I turn around and exit the mall
>Laugh on the bus heading home, the world is my oyster
>Mom asks me if I asked around for a job
>Tell her the truth, I have ascended beyond
>Spend rest of evening in my room doing a well earned 7 hours on Jow Forums
>Big 80 coming up tomorrow, need my rest
>Round the night off with 2 hours of facebook
>Notice my friend Chris got engaged and bought a house
>Chuckle softly as I type a comment
>"Cool story bro, but how long have you gone by not diddlying your dingus?"
>No reply, comment removed, how shocking
>Laugh diabolically as I notice the time marking the begging of day 80 of Nofap
>Mom is sobbing quietly in the room nearby, I feel nothing
>Unstoppable

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oh look its another thread about nofap

Just wanna get on top of her and spread her legs

always darkest before the dawn - gandalf

>>Laugh diabolically as I notice the time marking the begging of day 80 of Nofap
>>Mom is sobbing quietly in the room nearby, I feel nothing
>>Unstoppable
I don't like where this is going

Kek

I fap every single day and that webm makes me hard

What a nice brapper and she knows it.

Post the good one

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((()))

go back to Jow Forums

whoever made this.

i love you.

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>there are freaks who are touching themselves to this thread right now
What do you people even jack off for? You'll never get the girl on your screen or even get the same sensation as you do with sex. All you get is a mess to clean up and that sinking feeling as if you lost something important for all that effort.

Go lift, you get the same high and the gains are much more rewarding.

why do these sluts wear so little clothing?
>inb4 they atheletes
so? male athletes aren't exposing their midriff and wearing briefs

This is for the user who was looking for this post run orgasm webm

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>mfw started nofap three days ago, just tonight had a fucking wet dream about getting my dick sucked by my somewhat cute cousin and fondling her tits after I rescued her from a hoard of zombies.
woke up to wetness in my fucking boxers knowing full well what had happened. I know it doesn't ruin my streak but I'm still pissed.

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>post run orgasm
Fucking incel lol, that's called being tired

when i nofap for even a few days, i start having very strange, lucid dreams. i had a dream the other night that i was at a cafe with 2 chinese girls, sisters, one of whom i was apparently in a relationship with. they were speaking to me in chinese but there were subtitles in my vision field for me to read so i could understand them. the one that i wasn't dating was verbally abusing the one that i was dating, insisting that i should be dating her instead. i spoke up, trying to change the subject, and they both stood up and started attacking me verbally. then i woke up.
i never have memorable dreams when i fap. why does this happen?

> Implying their tight vaginal muscle is not contracting with orgasmic intensity in this webm

on day 8 of nofap

my balls feel so fucking full right now its insane

also day 6 of no drinking. gonna test coming out of the cocoon on monday.

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i went to bed after one day of not fapping and i was awaken by my erection 5 times in the night due to the weight of my blanket on my cock

idk where to ask this
do girls get stimulated while riding a bike?

this, do we have any roasties in here that can give us a truthful answer?

You fell for a Jow Forums meme, brainlet.

The opposite of stimulated. It's uncomfortable as most of your weight is directly on your vagina. Imagine scrunching your penis and balls together and sitting on them on a bicycle seat.

This desu. Feels great.

OH LAWD

Been on nofap for like 5 days, haven’t felt like this in a long time. I’m actually trying to get laid. I have a potential lay for later, the problem is in the past with new girls I don’t stay hard with a condom on. I’m more mature now and don’t want to just raw dog this thot mainly out of fear of her getting pregnant. What are my options?

Guess I could try and if I’m not staying hard have her blow me and just get head though

basically yeah. moreso on a motorcycle than a on a bicycle

cope and bluepilled

Why else would you watch female athletes?

>anti vegan
>dumb

>inviting hell into your life and getting nothing in return, wasting time you could spend investing in your future and present
never gonna make it

y-you too

>ex-yu girls
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT

My first week of nofap.
Finally made friends at my gym. Noticing girls mire more often. I actually talk to them and receive compliments.
Life changing so much for good I'm afraid to fap and break this uplifting period.

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I've got a new fetish

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don't know, but they cum on horseback.

Why do they wear basically underwear in a sport that isn’t in water? Not complaining cause it’s based, but is it so they don’t get hot? Legitimately curious

stick with it. Good for you user

Why do these people post these studies saying nofap doesn't work? Not everyone has the same problem.

I have been yerking it like 5x a day since I was 7 years old. If I take 3 days off I suddenly have aspirations and goals and want to cancel plans way less. Every fucking time.

Clearly I am satiating a desire that has a side effect of destroying my motivation.

Currently attempting over a week and seeing if I can have my first wet dream ever. What are they like (besides a sticky mess)?

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Because sex sells. You could argue its for chafing, but explain the volleyball uniforms then.

usually just ejaculation minus orgasm. Your goal on nofap should not be to have a wet dream. Keep the thoughts high and aspirational. And stop posting triggers if you're serious about uncucking

>spending every waking moment on self-improvement instead of dedicating like a 1-2 hour window to physical improvement and a 1-2 hour window to mental improvement each day

yeah i'm sure it'll feel great the two times a month you stop to take an instagram picture of something that looks like fun and you won't become a miserable bootstrapper like literally everyone who does that shit

>placebo effect: the thread

amazing what you low confidence spergs have been doing to yourselves. it's almost like you imagined your own hell. good thing nobody has ever tried to tell nerds that, ever.

no fap is for people that jerk theire dick at least two times a day

I've been fapping ~3 times a week for years and even one week nofap changed a lot for me

>i have an addiction
>i stop addiction and life get better

wow amazing truly unique

sex addiction counseling has been available for decades, don't equate the fact that someone gave you an easy out of admitting your problem to some kind of miracle cure

you're delusional if you think physical and mental improvement are not what self-improvement refers to 99% of the time anyone uses the term
Stop coping and stop watching porn lmfao

So this is the power of nofap, too bad I’m perms stuck on day 2.

are you changing your habits to keep you busier and use more of your natural energy or are you sitting around on Jow Forums and Instagram feeding your addiction

Imagine putting your penis into that tight bum haha

>be me 2 days ago
>day 30 nofap
>first week was rough but after that I got my shit together, studying real hard and uni, hardly any vidya, go to gym at 630 am, actually take time for my diet
>studying some ochem at library, as you do
>qt decides to sit across from me, try to not look at her
>not working, usually not this autistic but I can't stop looking
>she notices, starts to flip her hair, stretch herself out; we make eye contact a couple of times
>try to avoid that gaze, I notice she has crutches and a leg brace on
>imfuckinglosingit
>pack my shit up and leave
>back at dorm, feel like shit
>its only 7 but I wanna pass out, take 5 c17h21no hcl
>an hour later I'm starting to feel its effects, I have to time this perfectly
>search up leg brace porn
>time my climax with the girl in the video
>first boner in a month, I jerk it
>I succumb to the power of the pills as I bust all over my sheets, been a while so its quite messy
>don't bother cleaning up as I drift off
>have a wet dream of cripple qt
>wake up at noon the next day
its been 2 days and my schedule has been fucked, nofap is not a meme and I gone against its teachings; fuck this girl for ruining my gains, I know I want to

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kek

kek silly retard

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This

You only truly realize the benefits of nofap once you relapse, and you'll most likely regret losing your willpower every time.

As someone who used to fap regularly and felt nothing from using a condom, condom sex after nofap is a LOT better. I never realized how desensitized I was making myself until I stopped fapping, and now using a condom I probably get about 80% of the pleasure than raw.

I think that was the best part for me. Sex just became funner and more pleasurable, and I used to fap about once a day or every other day.

I've been fapping almost every day since I was 11. I'm 28 now and have no ED or anything when fucking chicks. That webm makes me hard too.

>tfw apparently I have superhuman sex drive

how's your prayer-life big guy

i'm not addicted to porn or beating off, I just do it a lot. the hot pics arent triggering me.

Also my goal isn't to have a wet dream but I'm curious what it's gonna be like when it inevitably happens.

stop projecting, kiddo

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THIS

How do i make my dick harder?

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post age, diet, exercise habits, sleep habits and porn/jo habits and you'll probably find the problem in at least one of those areas

Remember when you were little and pissed the bed?
Imagine that but it smells like bleach and your underwear is sticking to your crotch.

If you mean the sex dream itself, it's just like any other dream but with sex instead.

You're lucky. I didn't get the ability to bend time until around day 100

Actually that's a good thing though

wtf? Why the fuck does your cum smell like bleach? Check your diet buddy.

wtf now I want to BLEACH a Slavic woman.

Slavic women are white though

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ive done this a few times in the past. each time around a week in i go insane and have to get laid at all costs. this has always resulted in one of the following activities:

- messaging every girl ive fucked in the last few years in order of recentness, attractiveness, and/or availability and eventually finding one to fuck, which then resulted in having to deal with her shit all over again as we inevitably continue fucking until i find someone better
- binge messaging girls on dating apps until i find a girl down to fuck who looked like an 8/10 but ended up being a 6/10 irl and then having to deal with her shit as we inevitably continue fucking until i find someone better
- going out getting piss drunk and just pulling whatever i could get which usually was a 5/10 at best and then having to deal with her shit as we inevitably continue fucking until i find someone better
- getting a happy ending massage which ends up being shameful and costs me $100

then with all but the last option i have to deal with the stress of possibly knocking one of these girls up because i dont wear condoms.

masturbating is objectively better than any of these. its a good way to satisfy those urges in between periods of finding girls actually worth my time and energy.

based and confederate-dunce pilled

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You have to fight the urges you dingus. That's part of what nofap is.

I mean 80% if raw actually sounds great desu, I’ll have way more control but still be able to get pleasure. No more accidentally busting inside and having to make plan B runs

>try to avoid that gaze, I notice she has crutches and a leg brace on
>imfuckinglosingit

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