I'm so sick of everyone thinking that I WANT a job

I'm so sick of everyone thinking that I WANT a job.

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They WANT you to have one and furthermore you'll bloody well need one before the neetbux and mommiesmilkies dries up.

Nah, working isn't really my thing. Go somewhere and put forth effort? Fuck that, I wake up and crack open a beer and screw around on the internet. I'm not a wageslave.

I figured you weren't, but you can see how this is a very shortsighted attitude, yes?
What happens when you can no longer maintain your lifestyle?

Then I just shoot myself. Had the plan for a while, hoping it doesn't have to come to that for the sake of my mom.

Fair enough. Wait until she dies and taking yourself out is fair enough.
Where's Dad?

What a weak faggot lmao

Wage slavery seems weaker to me desu, giving up and accepting a life of mediocrity and wage cucking, or living the neet life until you off yourself. If theres one thing I know, all wagies Ive ever met complain about work.

I'm a wage slave and through it I've made friends and afforded this nice SouthEast Asian holiday I'm now on.
It's pretty good my friend, and I don't even complain about my job.

Sounds like he's doing hes best to hook you up with a decent job, and even got a deal so you can have festive days off.
And im not even a normalfag or wagie

Maybe so but what's wrong with that. He shouldn't have to be forced to live in his own personal hell for nothing.

hes around hes the one that wants me to get a job. thinking of having my note be "you could have still had a son"

i have every day off right now why would i get excited about some holidays? thats bullshit

You guys really do know how to make me feel like I'm not a loser. Thanks for being so goddamn pathetic, Jow Forums.

at least ive got $100K+ in vehicles so ive got that going for me

This. I honestly haven't posted here in a couple years, I forgot what this board is like. I can't believe this thread is actually serious. Imagine being this intentionally useless and still blaming other people.

Guess I became a normie. Feels good man

>all wagies Ive ever met complain about work.

and you're probably here complaining about being a neet every fucking day.

What is there to complain about, other than fucktards that ruin games?

please just open sucide booths at the liquor store

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Dont get one until you're actually mentally fit for one, OP. Used to be like you and now I actually want a job.
However, I have shit work experience and a 2 year gap. I think having no experience is better than shit experience

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Jesus this board really fries your brain. Being around people like this 24/7 so glad I have a job now and not a neet

They want you to stop mooching off them and fucking get on with your life, this is so fucking sad.

Fuck these normies, the wageslave life just isn't for everyone. I have NEVER met a normie that actually LIKED his job, and didn't rush home right when it was done, only to do it all over again the next day. Two days off in a week only to go back to suffer for five more, and keep repeating that with the occasional holiday break? Fuck no I'm not doing that shit. It's spiritual torture. Working made me beyond miserable, and to add to that you have to deal with your shitty coworkers and managers that 9/10 times HATE you, especially if you're a robot and you're dealing with women and Chad types. You could get a sexual harassment suit filed against you for interacting with these women and coming off as creepy, or get booted out of the office by HR because you DIDN'T interact with them and that's ALSO creepy. Give me a break!

Then if that wasn't enough, they constantly pressure you to work OVERTIME, where they make it clear you're their slave for an extended period of time, and you do it because how else are you going to pay for your bills and car payments, that you need just to get to work?

My advice OP: live the NEET life as long as you possibly can. Don't be ashamed to be living with family either. They brought you into this world, and if they didn't do EVERYTHING in their power to set your life up so you DIDN'T have to work some shitty min wage job at a tool shop, then they can get fucked and shouldn't expect you to trade in your soul for 12 dollars an hour that won't even be enough to move out on.

It's no coincidence that the most successful people in life had even MORE successful parents that planned their whole life out from conception. Private schooling, tutoring, connections to the best jobs, these all come from the parents. Your parents just fucked sporadically without any foresight into the consequences of raising their son in a world where options are already scarce and everything, from work to dating, is a gigantic competition. Fuck them.

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