Have you drank the caffeinated Jew today?

Have you drank the caffeinated Jew today?

>cup comes too full so it spills everywhere in the car
>coffee is too hot to sip it
>minimum wage employees don’t give you hear sleeve
>saps your precious bodily fluids just like fluoride in the water does

Do any white people even drink this meme beverage?

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ITT: post white mans caffeine

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nice r*ddit spacing

B A S E D

Getting one built between my place and a giant sports stadium

>Not brewing your own coffee
Pathetic

You must be at least 18 to post here

Caffeine gave me anxiety. It's trash!

Go back to Jow Forums

At least put some effort in your bait tread geez..

Tim's use to be good but then they merged with burger cuck

why does it cost 2,5 usd here :(

>Sips in smug diabetes

Try driving, writing a paragraph, and drinking coffee at the same time.

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you're a puss

who are you quoting

>driving while shitposting
I hope you get rekt by a cement truck on the highway

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>Ju

Day of the rake soon friend

>Woke up, made coffee
>Went and tidied the kitchen while waiting for it to cool
>not getting it handed to me from a half dead cafe worker
>Drinks water not mountain dew so I am fully hydrated

nice meme friend. did you think it up yourself?

>not taking some barista classes for 3 days to learn how to make some actually good coffee

muh nigga.
zero calories and much better taste

Yes

Blue is better

>not grinding your own beans

SIPPIN

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Connect the dot's Elyakim

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get on chicory, it's a true European herb
you should always reject the negroid/mongoloid stimulants (coffee, tea, chocolate), they made the West weak and decadent

who quote

coffee built america you fucking slob
straighten yourself out

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Bruh sometimes you gotta go fast and coffee too slow

>not making your own coffee

Why are Americans so inferior to actual humans?

>not roasting your own beans

Put the phone down while driving you fucking degenerate. Are you a woman?

>not living in Hawaii and growing your own Kona beans

High Ashkenazi IQ over here

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tl;dr

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Did cowboys even have access to coffee in the "wild West"?
Did they ship it in from South America? - seems too expensive.

Or did they drink tea and are now too embarrassed about it?

t. Mizrahinigger

>literally 666 in hebrew
die

excuse me but whom is it that you are quoting?

>too expensive to ship beans, meanwhile they are building a civilization
no, we don't drink tea here

Gas yourself

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>not brewing your own jew juice at home

that's extremely rude

faggot nerd

Yes cowboys had coffee.
Yes they shipped it from south America, trade has been a thing forna while bro. Europeans had coffee in the 1700.

t. Texan

Based Schlomo teaching whiteys manners.

I am a leaf now

Drink that sugar like a good goy

thanks

Not today, I don't have a coffee maker at home. I only drink coffee at work (social occasion) or if I'm driving on the motorway for many hours (need the increased alertness).

>drinking the sugary je-
>zero sugar
>drinking the artificial jew

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>we don't drink tea here

Then what was the whole Boston tea party about?
Why was there never a "coffee party"?

>Not living on a coffee plantation in Ecuador

I make my own coffee because I'm not a soiboi nor nigger.

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What do you drink, tap water? or mineral jew?
That shit makes frogs gay!

east coast is trash, next

Drinking coffee in the car sounds pretty fucking degenerate. Why don't you sit down for a nice cup of coffee in a relaxed setting and enjoy the delicious taste of black coffee without sugar, like normal people?

the only manly caffeinated beverage

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>Not living on the east coast and buying $1 coffee from a variety of different blends that is better quality than meme franchises like dunkin or starbucks and being able to fill up your tank in one stop.

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Normally trade would be between Europe and the various colonies.
Or the Europe -> Africa -> America triangle.
And I'm not even sure the winds allowed easy trade between North and South America?

>coffee: JEWISH
>sleeping for more than 3 hours: JEWISH
DOES IT EVER FUCKING STOP? CAN'T YOU JUST LET US ENJOY OUR GODDAMN LIVES?

Stop undermining Civilisation you fucking hooked nose kikel

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Americans live in suburbs, have to drive 4 hours a day and have work 10 hour shifts.

They just don't have the time to sit down for a nice coffee.

brewing your own coffee and drinking it completely unpolluted (bl*ck) is the only acceptable way.