Sit down, all of you, hear me out >Rewind to November >Be me then >Chubby, lazy, sweaty, lazy robot who only browsed Jow Forums and fapped to /h/ and /e/ >Decide to try the gym because why not >My Xoomer Dad takes me and we start >We start working out, he teaches me the basics, how to work the machines etc. >Give it a try >Hard work I barely have muscle back then >Get the hang of things >We leave >Wake up next day with pain around my arms and chest >Ask Dad what it is from >He grabs his hat, puts it on and says... >"Weakness is leaving body son" >He leaves for work >Stare in awe >Go to gym again, work out with him again, same things >Always eye on the chicks in yoga pants but just take my eyes off 5 seconds after >We talk about fitness on the way home >On the beginning of December, Dad is unable to take me to the gym >He gets the ability to drive again quickly >I take in the heavy bags, which would hurt like hell before going to the gym >Mfw I can lift certain heavy objects >Not so physically weak now >In January, I return to the gym >Owner is glad I'm back >Work out more and more with Dad >Losing chub by the second >Hug my dad >Fast forward earlier today >After a good session of working out at the gym, when I'm eating a protein brownie, something hits me >That 4 years of my life was wasted and burnt to ash because I was trapped in a prison where the loneliest of all men circle-jerked about how much they want a gf >It was all "WAHHHH, NO GF" this, "REEEEEEE FUCK WOMEN" that, that loneliness corrupting them into hating women, becoming gay, becoming a tranny then offing themselves was a discovery I wasn't surprised of.
Those low-lifes told me being a Chad wasn't worth it They were wrong I'm not that chubby as I was now(Don't have any picture of then because I was a insecure fucker) I'm still yet to find a gf, but I need to improve my social skills and contain my robot autism
I don't mind if this reaches to Reddit, as long it's inspiring, I don't mind
Ian Cruz
I don't post on Reddit so don't worry
Andrew Martin
Keep up the good work user
Andrew Myers
Wish I had a dad like yours. It's nice when fathers act like fathers, instead of porn addicted losers.
Luke Cook
i thought ur gonna have sex at the end lol whats the point of laughing at robots if ur still one
James Harris
I will, I will Damn, your dad acts like that? Didn't he know that porn was dangerous? What happened?
Justin Gutierrez
dubs and we all make it
Benjamin Peterson
>falling into an r9k hole
unfortunately we can't fix your stupidity or lack of self-awareness
go read a book on depth psychology or something, i can't even imagine ever falling that far. i'd rather be a serial killer than post on r9k
Jason Hughes
rolling
Colton Moore
Put me in the screen cap
David Hernandez
how the fuck do you become a robot if your dad actually gives a shit about you?
Juan Walker
>i can't even imagine ever falling that far give it time
Asher Richardson
>be fat fuck degenerate >start working out and resembling a normal human >oh wow those fat fuck degenerates i used to hang around are shit i'm so much better than them now that i can pick up a heavy bag
*yawn* I must've read this story a thousand times already.
>Wish my 57 yo xoomer dad took me to gym. (Literally older boomer meme irl) >now he just sits on his ass with alcohol caused type 2 diabetes. Still walks his dog, but unsure if he has the health or energy to lift. I need to take him some day.
Lucas Campbell
Sorry but I don't give out participation trophies. Wow he started going to the gym at the behest of his dad, big whoop. He's still a gfless loser with a burgeoning superiority complex because he can carry the groceries without getting winded.I guess he'll fit right in at nu-Jow Forums
James Allen
I have been fit for my entire life and I still browse r9k and want to kill myself user.
>Damn, your dad acts like that? Didn't he know that porn was dangerous? What happened? He's just a loser. Blames his failure of a life on his kids, wife, everything but the fact that he's a lazy piece of shit. Blames his financial situation on us and not his poor spending habits, despite the fact that he'd still be a poor even if he had every cent he spent on us back. Refuses to take responsibility for the way his kids turned out; claiming since he left the parenting up to my mother, he can't possibly be a bad father. Makes his family's life hell, because we always have to deal with his insecurities. Puts the burden of being both the primary breadwinner and housewife on my mother; who, while far from perfect, at least tried her damned hardest to do what was best for her kids. He is nothing, and will always be nothing. He's addicted to porn, and I've known about it since I was in 3rd grade. It was always obvious that the only thing he cared about was getting his porn fix, and the rest of his family always had to deal with the consequences of him not being able to pull himself away from the computer to do anything productive. There's nothing more embarrassing than walking in on your dad watching porn multiple times every month, and watching his pathetic ass scramble to pretend he's been watching the same 5 minute YouTube video for the last 2 hours. He doesn't know how to use the computer for anything but porn. He'll complain about how tired he is, then stay up all night watching porn. He thinks his kids don't respect him because he's poor, old, etc. despite the fact that I've made it clear that I think he's a weak minded, weak willed, and selfish individual. No one besides my mother has even confronted him about his decade+ addiction porn, to which (according to her) he replied, "this is just the person I am, deal with it". I have never introduced any of my gfs to my parents, because I don't want his perverted degenerate eyes tainting my gfs
Luke Campbell
Damn man, I'm sorry your dad is like that, have you tried helping him?
Hunter Howard
incel alert
Owen Cook
I know my mom would have liked to meet some of them, but his weakness ruined any possible relationships between my mom and other important women in my life. Other people wish they had dads, but I'm one of the rare exceptions that wishes his dad had never been a part of his life, the best thing he could have done for his kids is remove his negative influence and example from our lives. He was worse than an absentee father, and this is sadly just the surface of what makes him such a shitty dad and person. At the end of the day, I'm committed to being everything he never even tried to be. I'm gonna be a good husband and father, and make sure my family will want for nothing; whether that be money, my attention, or a good example to follow. Sorry for derailing your thread with my personal BS. It was a rant, and it's full of grammatical errors, etc. I don't use Jow Forums often, but your thread made me think for the 100th time how different my life could be if 1 person was different. Anyway, keep up the good work OP, and realize how lucky you are.
Levi Bell
He doesn't want help, or thinks he needs it. He's weak, and weak people get defensive and angry when confronted about said weaknesses. He's not worth helping, he never cared to do the same for us. My efforts are focused on myself, and the other people in my life that matter and want to better themselves
