/britfeel/

a-user, is that you again?
you have a fucking lovely voice pls send moar
what're you doing up so early though?

Listen to britfeel radio you dingus, also im up late cause I've lost control of my life.

Britfeel radio is on?

Going to have a wank then play some Black Ops. Have a meeting with myuni personal tutor about my depression later, should be fun fml, nothing I hate more than talking to people about my mental health, makes me feel like a retard. Whats the plan tonight boys?

... Oooph.. my voice is on britfeel radio. Im also phone posting from bed so I'm not gonna record any vocaroos.

Different user

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/mz6qqehwg1nz700p

I just remembered some lads discussing watches on /britfeel/ a couple years back.
Something about a russian sea? or something.
They were buying a copy. Weird memory.

Trying another Taiwanese pot noodle tonight.
Has real meat in a little sachet. When I opened it the smell reminded me of tinned dog food. Disgusting.
Fuck chink women btw.

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0/10
sorry user you sound horrible and really old

how're you feeling user? what's going on in your life?

I'm only 26! but do have a cold.

That's the last time you ever get a vocaroo out of me!

I'm feeling tired, today is the last day till my bennies come in tomorrow. I'm spending Christmas alone so very likely we'll do a Britfeel Radio then. Overall not feeling great, bit shit but I'm working my way through job applications and trying to get somewhere, which is something I haven't done in a while.

apologies user. how old are you, by any chance? you sound kinda young (which isn't a bad thing imo)
hope you feel better

I'm old(ish) same age as the other user, 26.
And thanks lad listen to our radio dammit youtube.com/toastedfists

there's no fucking way you're 26 wtf
i thought you were like 17...
and will do user, thanks.

heh, yeah I get called underage alot on the youtubes but Im an old man. Sorry to disappoint lad.

wait which video are you even in?
and i dunno, passing as young seems like ultimately a good thing. do you get mistaken for being underage a lot too irl?

just got off a 9 hour minecraft sesh after my friend said he wanted to start up a server
fuck me i haven't played since 2013 so it's like a whole new game and its so fucking comfy i dont want to stop

>do you get mistaken for being underage a lot too irl?

Up until I was 25, now I'm a beardy weirdo neet, so the checks for my ID have stopped quite abruptly.

I'm in every episode of Britfeel Radio, I'm the host lad.

user, are you even the guy who sent me that vocaroo? the fella with the soft/gentle voice who said he was just trying to "help out fellow anons"
for some reason im kinda starting to doubt its you

Jesus christ. You are one lonely thirsty gay lad.

Yeah it was me lad, I posted a vocaroo calling you a pathetic whore or something and some lad asked me why I did it and I said exactly what you typed.

you said "good little whore" and i literally don't recognise/hear your voice in any of the britfeel radio vids
starting to feel confused now

Weird, it's me. I'm sitting at computer now so let me record another vocaroo.

Fucking Sertraline has killed my appetite, haven't ate in over 24 hours and I'm not the slightest bit hungry. Going to try and force my self to eat something. Worth telling my doctor about? I suppose their could be worse side affects

back
vocaroo.com/i/s1HKEiUpbyom

I dont know why I do this

allllright then, user.
pretty original

your voice is pleasant user but are you gay or something? you sound a bit feminine

Not eating for 24 hours isn't that big a deal really mate.
When did you start taking them?

Th-thanks. I'm just very easy going.

About 5-6 days ago, and aye I'm a fat fucker so usually ate a lot and always felt hungry every couple of hours or so

Maybe you just comfort ate and the sertaline is taking that away :')

Any other wagies up yet

Saved the file. Going to show Zeus your deviant ways. Hopefully he can talk some sense into you.

Still up since like 2:30, better go to sleep soon

The pot noodle was pretty good actually. Would have been nicer if it had a bit of spice. But I guess that's personal preference.

Reee..

I'm pretty sure Zeus will be upset that it wasn't sent to him though

Good morning. I hate myself.

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Mental didn't even think of that lad, could definitely be a possibility

Did you eat the bag of meat in it?

Good morning mate save from these histronic fags

nothing faggy going on in here lad, just a bunch of lads having a good time

Aye I reckon so. You can tell he's up for some strange. You should invite him to come live with you.

Who knows? Five days isn't too long mate. Hope you start feeling better and having a better life soon.

Yeah stuck it all in before I poured the boiling water in.
It is a bit weird. I was angry for a bit too but let it go.

Zeus is a solid lad, he did offer me to live in a caravan though once which I might still take up. 24/7 unavoidable radio.

Going to do a clothes wash. Bought a load of new clothes, if they shrink I'm going to kill myself

Comfy council flat or dodgy northerners caravan. Hmm.
You wash new clothes before you wear them?

Nah I mean it's the first time im washing them

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vocaroo.com/i/s0bOr1xQoAmZ

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oi... stirry mcstirrington

the host didnt just say what I think he did!?
youtu.be/q35Xwp_fz30

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>normie mates unironically joking about traps and posting them in the group chat asking if it'd be gay to shag them
Mental

It's not gay if they're asian innit. Because they have feminine faces then.

are you a paki woman? jesus, your voice is fucking disgusting

English is not my first language sorry
Also I'm a boy I swear

I just woke up lads, what's been happening?

think i got four so far

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anyone from northeast england?

Been posting here since 2015 and I only have mental illness, which is very recent and tfwnogf which I only post occasionally. Feels bad man. Probably for the best though, personalities are shite

Yeah lad North Shields man in, living in town at the minute though

seethe more

Can england ever truly be north

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coar its fucking windy out there today lads

What mental illness you got lad?

eh cool i'm in south shields. never seen a robot northerner before. are u an unemployed virgin pal?

Getting chilly lads. Just climbed under my duvet.

Currently getting a lift from a fellow wagie to the train station

I went to bed with loads of blankets and woke up with sweaty legs, felt horrible lad

I'm the fag that got diagnosed with anxiety and depression last week bitching about my Setraline

What don't you like about sertraline lad? I just went back on it yesterday lol

Very early for britfeel radio lads, what did I miss?

nonce hosts, nonce guests, nonce listeners

Nah was just whining about how it's not making me hungry. Just had some noodles before and I'm stuffed even though it was my first meal in a day, haven't been on sertraline long enough to feel the benefits yet

>/britfeels/
Why? Not hating, just genuinely curious.

Because it's the only part of r9k that isn't absolute shite lad, it's been around for years now and hits the bump limit every time. British feels are just too different from the rest of the world init

Morning, had some wacky dreams last night from fighting in WW2 where I landed a damaged plane to a big fat women stuck in the bath.

Then there was the boarding school where they stored bread in the toilets and allowed me to keep a cat in a room I shared with my classmates.

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Yeah mummy made the most delicious dinner earlier: chicken and mushroom pie, cauliflower cheese and mashed potatoes and I could barely eat any of it. Also woke up with really sweaty legs when I was fucking baltic earlier. I'm still kind of grateful I have a nice mummy that cares and access to medication though

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is everyone here a wagie

SOME FUCKING CUNT STOLE MY JOINT 2'S AND MY GRINDER I WANTED TO WAKE AND BAKE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not everyone but wagies are the majority of regulars

Britfeel unemployment once stood at 85%, now it's probably 30%

Yes but I think I can make a case for not being at work for the next month. Any wagies that don't get full sick pay know anything about the protocol? I can easily get a sick line from the doctor, but I think statutory sick pay is around 90 quid a week and I need to pay rent?

I wish I was tbqh.

It out originally started for British NEETs to discuss unique feels relating to being a NEET in the UK such as the job centre, JSA, sanctions, the paper diary etc. Eventually it evolved.

the Australians used to have a thread about their job centre (centre link) and had a semi successful thread for a while seeing as they are of britbong descent

Its nearly 8am lad. The only people posting are going to be commuting wageies and the lads on fucked up sleep cycles

Most people started out neet and over the years eventually had to get a job. At least thats what happened to me. Was neet for 1.5 years then got told I had to get a job. Best 1.5 years of my life.

>lads on fucked up sleep cycles
Mines on a continues cycle of fucked and unfucked.

I started posting in britfeel as a NEET in 2014, got a part time job in 2015, got a full time job in 2018

I've been NEET since 2012 when I dropped out of college.

Same here man. Never used to believe the lads who told me we would make it