Hey Jow Forums, you remember your first blowjob?

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Yep. All teeth and I had to pretend I liked it. My dick was red raw after.

Give or receive?

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Don't you mean his dick was red raw after? How long did it take the guy to cum? He he. Hey, T. Did you hear what I said? I said "How long did it take for the guy to cum?" He he he.

sex sucks. had it twice and i literally would rather go for a walk and i'd have more fun than having sex.

both girls were hot af but blowjobs barley make your dick hard but it feels numb.

vaginas aren't even that good feeling and they look nasty.

never again. if you're a holy virgin male, preserve it until death. don't have sex.

>inb4 conDumS donT feEl gooD thAts y!!!

went raw and it still sucked

>mastUrBaTe 2 MucH!!!

rarely masturbate (maybe 2 times a week) and don't even use my hand. i hump pillows/

Yeah, hanging out at this fat goth girls house with my friends. Eventually it's me and the goth girl. We just start kissing. She just goes straight for the dick and starts sucking. Wasn't good, but I felt like a fucking boss.

>tfw phimosis
>tfw BJs are painful

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I've had maybe 3 or 4 GOOD blowjobs in my entire life.

This is out of probably hundreds if not thousands.

You've killed your nerve endings with the death grip. That or you're a foreskineless Yank HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

tasted terrible

damn dude, you do realize you're an anomaly and that for 99.9% of people sex feels amazing? stop acting like your 1 in 10000 lack of sensitivity is objective reality for everyone

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It was with my first crush in high school. We were both alone I'm my room for reasons and things got heated. It didn't feel as good as I thought it would it so I decided to assist her and started thrusting into her mouth. She had braces too, so maybe it contributed to that. She did tell me beforehand not to cum in her mouth but I ended up doing so anyway. I apologized and she was chill with it. She really loved my dick, called it her "best friend". She was the only good about high school. I miss her.

I was like 12,13 and to be honest I think it was a tranny. Goddamn. But thank god that it was just an accident and I didn’t grow to become a faggot or an incel

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You're circumcised 100%

Yeah, it was in high school before summer vacation. My birthday was coming up and she wanted to give me a gift.

She hates me now.

>I hump pillows

user, what?

I was to young
Barely remember it but I remember laying on top of her and her telling me to finger her

Never had a sexual relationship since

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Hurt like a bitch and the girl was ugly.

Best part of junior year though.

How can't i cum from blowjob? But once im inside i cum within seconds?
Help ty

Your last statement is almost certainly the root cause of your problems. My heart actually skipped a beat when I read it lol. Search up 'prone masturbation'; subsequently stop doing that. Shit's dangerous and unhealthy

>he will never feel the raw primal lust that fills you when you fuck someone below 5’0”

user, I...

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Not sure if it was my first one but the earliest, most memorable blow job was when I got wasted for the first time when I was 13 and my sisters ham planet friend snuck into my room in the middle of the night gobbled my dick while I was incoherent. Technically rape but a blowjobs a blowjob.

uncircumsized. i have my full cock in tact.

mid afternoon on a sunny wednesday. fat ass girl with a pretty smile and nice all-around body. i was smoking a marlboro red while she did it.

Go on, tell us about your first time sucking cock. I know you're waiting for someone to bite.

First Received - Fucking waste of time had no idea how to do it, but first girlfriend so naturally no idea how to mold it to my liking.

Second Received - We were sucking and licking each other like rabbits but I didn't wanna stick around and got my old girl back.

First Given - He was like 3 times the size of me or at least looked that way, the biggest I get to is like 6.5 and relatively thick but we were both dressed up (trap and he was more of crossdresser like 40ish but hid it well I couldn't tell till the makeup and stuff was off) Either way I was the best blowjob he had and considering he was an Escort for quite a few years I must have done well, his wife was upstairs while we were drinking and fucking downstairs.

Kinda want my gf to break up with me so I can do more of that but I was pretty lost without her when we had a break (she broke up cos she found out about some gay messages I was sending)

If you don't spit all over the balls and dick what are you even doing, just take your brain out of the equation and slurp all over its not rocket science

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i was a beta neet but got a slampig matching me on tinder ( 24 no job, $600 net worth, no education, pimples). this was 2 years ago (in fire fighter school now and part-time job and Jow Forums)

I took "her" to Burger King after "she" picked me up and I could tell something wasn't right but because I was too scared to say anything, I stayed and ate and talked. "She" had a dude's voice that sounded like a girl's voice so I thought maybe she just had a deeper voice than usual.

Went to her car and her body frame was so pudgy I couldn't tell if it was a man or woman (had boobs that kinda looked like girl boobs not just man boobs, cylinder calves, etc.)

and she drove me to a desert area nearby and said she wanted to have some "car play"
I pulled my pants down and "she" started sucking and twice "she" made manly grunts without a doubt but because i was too scared to say anything I just said "Yah baby. Keep sucking."

Saw some chin stubble but thought she just didn't shave or something and she kept squeezing my balls and slapping them a little to "add some BDSM to it" and it fucking hurt like shit but to not make it awkward I said "Yah baby. Slap my nuts." Eventually came after awhile and "her" butt was

"She" wanted to kiss so we did and because I was too afraid to say no, I french kissed her with my jizz still in "her" mouth" and she drove me back awkwardly to my house and dropped me off and said to "call her".

I made her stop though a block away and I literally changed my Obama phone number and ran away as fast as I could after she left to shave, floss, brush, and shower. I know in my heart of hearts I got a bj from a dude but my beta fag self couldn't say no or stop.

Don't be a neet or pathetic loser like me.
I feel so disgusted till this day and legit never have or will have sex ever again. I'm disgusted with myself and

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>first

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In detail.

I have fimosis so it was meh.

Based walnuts poster