Mire thread? mire thread. Any good ones recently, anons?

>be me
>banging OP's mom
>cum inside her
>"wow user, you're like a greek god" as I wash my dick off
>"heh, thanks gal"
>put clothes on and leave her bedroom
>OP is playing his switch in the next room
>fist bump the lil nigga as I leave
>his mom's pussy juice still on my fist
>get it on him
>hear him scream "MOMMMMMMMMM" as I get into my lifted silverado
>peel out in the driveway before heading to the gym

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Work in the Emergency Department, happened with one of the cute nurses
>New scrubs user?
>heh y-yep
>I Could tell, you old ones were looking tight around your arms *flexes*
>hah t-t-thanks *scurries off*

I don't know if it counts as a mire but.
>leg day
>in gym with newly acquired gymbro
>finishing with the leg press
>start out with 1pl8 to warm up
>then 2pl8
>then 3pl8
>at this point gym bro says "if you go to 5 I quit"
>films himself repping 3pl8 leg press and puts it on whatever social media he's using
>meanwhile I'm standing there thinking if I'm really this desperate for a friend
>load up 4pl8
>he's amazed
>I'm here thinking it doesn't count because its just the fucking leg press
>load up 5pl8 then throw on a 25 for an even 500lbs
>start doing my sets
>manage to pr 525 for 5
>finish up
>"Dude I don't know how you can do that."
>I shrug because of my tism
>leave because I finished my workout
>this was last week and I managed to do 540 for 5 today
>still think it doesn't count because its the fucking leg press
I think this board has warped my standards for lifting.

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absolutely based

male nurse?

nah that's still not impressive to anyone but normies: so no one that matters

Qué me decís wat la reconcha de tu madre

I like tacos

>Be at gym/my work.
>Start shooting the shit with one of the PT's who was an OG bodybuilder
>Talk to him about physique competitions and how to join
>Ask for advice about my delts and how to refine my taper
>He gives me advice and even gives me props for my progress so far
>The gym owner who was also ex BB'er walks by
>"Hey OG! You keep an eye out for user right here, he's got potential you gotta train him asap."
>He agrees as well

Felt good since I'm just a small guy among giants but it made me happy.

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Invite to fitness-related activities where lighter, more fitted clothing is appropriate and inspect bulge.
Check purse for tampons.
When (s)he goes to the bathroom, complain to the manager that a man is in the ladies room and observe the fallout.

Sorry my dude, they either want 1 of 2 things.
1. Easy Money
2. A twink to pound, because bodybuilding is gay AF.

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drive your chevy off a bridge and go buy an f-150 you fucking beta

>truck breaks down before you leave the driveway
>muh jd power award

Based Ñ posted

Friend's wife said I had nice guns after I showed'em before/after pics cause my gf said I used to be a scrawny mofo and they said they didn't believe her. And friend squeezed my arm at the gym on monday no homo

Slow going and still not at my goal strength, but since dropping 10 pounds, I noticed more women giving me double-takes than before. Still 230 or so pounds, but it helps me in wanting to lose more.

I remember when I was in highschool and people had strange redneck corporate fetishes.... Think those kids are on meth now. How are you doing?

damn I remember. Always chevy vs dodge, ford was never accepted.
They always drove yeeyee trucks in the mud, but lived off of Daddy's doctor money. Never actually touched farmland ever in their life.

Just go fo it, since you're posting in this board i can already tell that you're not 100% straight, so don't worry about unnecessary things, if she's a girl, then you score, and if she turns out to be a he, then you get anal as the default option, it's a win-win.

Haven't you heard? Male psychiatric nurse is the most Jow Forums profession

Jesus Christ, 3D dragon ball games are cringy as fuck

>swolested

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This was before I started lifting and I don't even know if this is a mire either. But it's male nurse related anyway.

I had a teen in the ER once. She had a sketch book on her and was drawing away as I was doing my thing. A couple days later, my boss emailed me the drawing. I was in it apparently. Don't think there's any meaning to it other than being some kind of journal, but felt really flattered coz I'm a drawfag too and no one ever drawn me before (at least to my knowledge).

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My gf of 2 years has a super hot friend, we'll call her Stacy. Recently I've gotten a little more swole and i think maybe Stacy has started to notice.

Example 1:
>Stacy recently went on holiday with my gf,
>everytime I call my gf while they were overseas, she'll yell out 'hi user' so I can hear it over the phone.
>When stacy came back from holiday with my gf i picked them up from the airport,
>she was commenting on how tanned they got.
>Stacy goes 'user, look at my tan, see the tan lines?'
>Pulls up her sleeve and shows me her shoulder
>stacy then took off her flip flops and showed me her toes for several seconds

Example 2:
>The other day when me, Stacy, 2 other gf's school friends, my gf and I all went to lunch.
>Stacy was sitting opposite me to the left. I asked her a question directly a couple of times.
>She didn't look at me when i ask her a question directly.
>Instead she just looks opposite to the friend next to me and answers her and pretends I don't exist.
>But then later I made some shitty joke and she started giggling so hard when none of the other friends were laughing (they all heard it).

Example 3:
>talking with gf's friends in the park about which celebrities we think are hot
>i then proceed to say all the ones we just mentioned were ugly
>stacy asks me who i think is hot
>i just look at stacy awkwardly then turn to face my gf.

Example 4:
>prank my gf in front of stacy
>Stacy starts going 'OMG YOU'RE SOOOO MEAN'

Example 5:
>Insult stacy by basically asking if shes intelligent enough for me
>stacy laughs and calls me a funny one

Example 6:
>Stacy sometimes asks my gf if i'm coming to certain events. 'hey, is user coming?'

So this is pretty much all the interaction we've had recently. My gf and I are sort of on an on again off again relationship. If we break up i wanna pursue this.

In all seriousness, fuck off with this shit

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Wow calm down user
Based user, go get her

Is this a new pasta? Tastes like shit.

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Based, go get her

dude, it's been posted in Every 'mire' thread for days in a row. it's pasta bro. lurk more.

Most recent ones I can recall was yesterday a co-worker said my forearms are "really vein-y", and a few weeks ago a different co-worker said I was rolling up my sleeves to show off to all the female employees.

Absolutely based, go get her user

Looking at the gif, am I the only one that uncontrollably does a sound of transition in my head when goes from vegeta to goku then back to vegeta and so on?

Were her feet cute

What kind of fag has daddy doctor money and buys a truck? Fuck you overcompensating truckcucks

You posted this last time too fuck off

>girl looks at me
>get eye contact
>she smiles
>absolutely no reaction
>she positions herself close to me
>don't look at her
>literally stands in my way while i'm walking and looks at me
>walk around her while looking straight ahead
>at least once a week
Autism masked with indifference bros WW@

Get her number you fuck

A married goth chick rubs my arms sometimes

Eh, I'll probably end up not using it anyway.

so many dudes are blatant when they mire me but i dont know how to decipher female mires
>cute girl works at my gym
>always catch her watching me
>was doing heavy weighted dips
>after my set
>turn around
>see her looking and she turns away immediately
she's openly stared at me when i was shirtless but whenever i walk past her, she never acknowledges me or even makes eye contact. idk if she's shy or just mirin me for my retard strength

What's wrong brah?

Try talking to her.

I just don't reach out to people. I've had times where I spent 3+ months with zero contact to other people without even realizing it until my mom or a friend calls up because it's been a while.
This is fine with guy friends, but girls only let that slide so many times. I have no problem if I'm actually spending time with one, but I have no drive to make that happen. Same thing with escalating shit. I've only had sex when girls initiated it and I figured ey why not.
On top of that, I'm fairly picky, so I turn down girls who are thotty enough to initiate shit and girls I find attractive are used to being approached by anyone they show an interest in.

im really bad with confrontation so i was hoping she'd show some sign of interest so i could have a reason to talk to her.

>she's openly stared at me when i was shirtless
>i wish she'd show some sign of interest
You're just making excuses at this point. Either talk to her or admit you won't ever do it.

#2 is still a mire in a way

there's a difference between staring at someone and being attracted to them. there's some swimmers at my gym with fat asses that i stare at but i have no intention of pursuing. im not trying to make excuses; i just have really poor self esteem so i figure id be wasting her time unless she's definitely interested in me

getting rejected by her is always better than rejecting yourself

Stop making excuses.

Here's a few recently

>Banging out muscle ups after my workout.
>Gym bro walks by and says muscle ups? Damn, save some gains for the rest of us

>Doing muscle ups at the end of my workout
>Some beta comes and compliments me and asks for tips

>Gf sees me get out of shower and says my back is looking huge

>Girl I'm talking to online masturbates to my pictures.
>Tells me I have the best body she has ever seen

You guys are doing your muscle ups right?

This feels like an ad for muscle ups. I'll take 3.

stop fucking posting this already. its boring now

Based fellow Sudaca poster

I posted in the mire thread earlier this week that got moved to Jow Forums about some ex-army-wife crazy milf I let come over to my apartment, I have screens from the convo before and after and some greentext if interested

They really tag team chicks like that. I know because we ahd so many conversations about htis shit. They really make that face. "And then we high fived"

I member, did you go through with it or?

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Oh hey I remember you m8
Let’s hear it

>doing OHP
>i can see a local gym thot looking at me because there is a mirror right in front of me
literally fucking me

Post body

This was from earlier today, backstory
>she comes over after work
>we both left early
>we sit on the couch, drink some wine, bs about shit
>like two minutes in I grab her thigh and lean in for a kiss
>she's just frozen there, thought she was all tensed up
>I lean back and she pounces on me
>knock over wine glass but it's white so whatever
>she's not kissing me but taking off my shirt
>feels Ike actual assault but ok
>starts kissing and biting my chest
>fuck this
>I LIFT her off me and carry her princess style to the counter and set her on it
>she wraps her legs around me and puts her tongue in my mouth
>she's almost perfect height at my dick and keeps grinding on it
>her mom jeans aren't exactly grinding material
>break off from her enough to start undoing her pants
>puts her legs up and over my shoulders and lifts her ass up and I struggle to get em off
>she's by no means "thicc" but they were really fucking stuck to her
>her boy briefs are lacey white
>fucking soaked
>I go back to kissing her and start finger banging her over the undies
>we do this sort of shit for a while then I just fuck her on the counter
>she complains about being sore from sitting on the counter so I LIFT her over to my bed
>go two rounds almost back to back
>have no idea if she came and I didn't really care
>fall asleep for like 20 minutes and came to and she was still on top of me sleeping
>SLIDE her off of me and go piss
>she's up when I get back and tells me she needs to get going home
>says she's not on birth control and that I was "very bold"
I came in her twice and freaked out internally after she left, sends me this shit after I ask about plan b, she was a good lay but idk if I can keep doing the near heart attack games

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>F150
Lol

>Girl does girl stuff
>WHOA SHE WANTS THE DICK!!!!!

You are the ultimate faggot

I've seen this same fucking pasta at least 5 times. Please come up with something original.

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>not doing 6pl8
user you are barely meeting the requirements!

I...I can lift myself a little bit up on the chin up bar, I mean its more than I could do for the past 5 years.

>At work in the break area
> I'm 19, 6'1 but alot of co workers are 16-17 womanlet high school girls
>Two of them plus me in the break room
>Vending machine is retarded and continues to not serve specific items.
>One girls fruit snacks get caught on the ring
>I come over, push up on the machine and slam it down and the fruit snacks fall out.
> "So yeah I mean you guys can just push up on the top and let back down"
>"Oh no we don't have big muscles like you user we could never!"
>Been hitting the gym and ever since co-workers have been mirin. Still got along way to go though.

>y eso que "onions" un dyel
mis lados

Those digits

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Well done man, you got yours. I wouldn’t Pursue it anymore, play it cool and keep your head down. Let her make any moves, if you’re still interested. Otherwise be civil. Where was the mire tho?

imagine being an adult male and arguing online over truck brands that you're in debt with lmao

I'LL PRAY FOR YOU

But, I did hit 6pl8 yesterday! Don't bully me!

Trucks are fucking garbage

Dude I was warming up with 3 pl8s as a 135, 5’8” 17 year old. It’s not that hard.

This is very wholesome

>Where was the mire tho?
I fucking love this dump

kek

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>Karaoke night at college
>Sing a country song and get into it, strut around/dance a bit on stage and belt out the last note
>Take off jacket during break in song
>Whistles and cheers
>Couple females I recognize come up to me afterward
>"user you have such a good voice! That was great"
>y-you too
>Beautiful wheyfu with gorgeous black hair that I've been lusting after for 10,000 years pipes up
>"My favorite part was when you took this off," touching my shoulder through jacket
>Almost nut
>Well maybe if you're lucky, I'll take it off just for you sometime ;)
>Her friends "ooo user you're so bad!"
>Wheyfu and I exchange numbers, now have plans to meet for a valentine's leg day
Wish me luck bros, if the thread is still up I'll either brag or cry to my anonymous internet friends :)

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>y eso que onions un dye
Even 4chin knows.

Based posteador, dígitos chequeados.

Faggot detected.

>getting rejected by her is always better than rejecting yourself

This line is going into my book of motivation

Nice user, go smash that puss

Report back bro
Mirin’ the confidence

Nice. Keep up the good work.

ban anyone who talks about ecoboost and V8 mustangs with a salvage title

Well done senpai, just forget about it now and don't leave any traces via text etc... Last thing you want is someone who was a paid killer coming after you, leave it to her to initiate contact also pic semi related lmao

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made me slap my knee while taking a shit lmao