Redpill me on eggs. Why are they so good Jow Forums?

redpill me on eggs. Why are they so good Jow Forums?

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Cum for mommy.

Because they prevent hair loss (not joking).

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because the yolk contains virtually every micronutrient necessary to grow a birb of gainz

will they make my hair grow faster too?
what about boosting Testosterone?

I think she keeps having kids so she can churn out those kino pregnant scenes

Xev Bellringer is the sauce.

I'm not even ashamed for knowing.

>will they make my hair grow faster too?
Yes, but you need to eat plenty. The baldness prevention benefit is only found on the orgnic eggs, though.
>what about boosting Testosterone?
No.

>high protein/kcal
>get them for free (not really) because pet birbs

g

>No.
then what does?

I don't know, but there's a video by a channel called Looksmax that seems fairly accurate about how to increase testosterone naturally.

>guy doesn't have a mutilated jew dick
already 10x better than 90% of porn

This

Embryo is fucking nutritious and all those stem cell users are up to something

nice

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Egg whites are basically solid AA complete protein. Fantastic quality, literally designed by nature and God to help create a new life form. Truly one of the most divine foods.

Based and godpilled

>watching porn with dicks in it

This is why Xev is better

too bad the yokes are where the magic is

Eggs and salt

M-M-MOMMYYYY

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I would fertilize her eggs, if you know what I mean

it's 7:30 am and you just made me crawl back to the porn jew
thanks user

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it's me and i'm already done with it
did it for the last clip of her "oral explosions" compilation on xvideos

if anyone know the name of the full vid from where that clip comes from i'd appreciate it

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what is that

I'm not going to help facilitate your addictions. Fix your porn sick mind however you can

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Mommy!

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I'm 100% sure one ir more anons are using This image for this exact purpose, just looking at it gives me fapping flashbacks and im nofap since september last year

Steroids

I didn't realize how cheap they are. 92 cents for a dozen.

Xev and Tara are artists. No shame from me.

>full vid from where that clip comes from

"Worshipping My Favorite Part Of Your Cock"

pussy

How many eggs do you guys eat?
Do you guys eat the yolk?
Are you guys worried about the cholesterol?

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I eat 4 hard boiled egg every day at breakfast.

>Xev Bellringer

Did she at any point of her life think: "Could I use a name that didn't sound retarded?"

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it stands out, short and unique first name with last name thats like "yea she rung MY bell huhuhu".

no they dont

Explain yourself, cabbage boy. Where is sauce?

Reminder that if you can't do nofap, at least do noporn. It's really really important bros

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Yes, they do (vitamin K2).

I lift for mommy.

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"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for the egg, especially the White part."

whores are not known for their intelligence