What do i do when my stoner roommate eats my meal prep?

beat the shit out of him

honestly, piss in his bong

fpbp.

Based af

stop having a roommate you broke bitch

I once peed in my bong when I was driving my car and quickly the bong reached his capacity and I peed all over my car.

I wouldn't recommend it OP unless you do it in the bathtub or something

>living in a 3rd world country

L E A F

Wait until he's high, then bully him

Give him an edible that's actually loaded with acid and then about four hours later flip all your breakers and chase him around the house with a knife, a flashlight, and a devil mask screaming "SATAN! SAAAATAN! GREAAAATTTT SATAN!" And when he comes down let him out of the closet and tell him never to touch your shit again

Put some creatine in his pot-brownies and laugh when he goes on a rampage.

Practice face pulls on him until failure

>weed
>illegal

jesus tap dancing christ. just imagine. IMAGINE.

imagine not living in California. how do you """people""" even do it? seriously? i bet it's snowing right now or something lmao. WOW.

glad i'm not poor. and before any of you europoors or, god forbid, a flyover state (You)s me, reminder that my state's GDP is higher than your literal yuro country

holy shit. i honestly feel bad for you

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why not pull over and piss on the side of the road? or better yet use a rest stop restroom?

all californiafags get gassed, fuck your shitty state full of spics, kikes, and libshits
God will strike you down for creating sodom and gommorah in your backyard

Wow almost like stoners are low iq retards

Stomp the nigger.

Tell him not to do that and ask for food money since he wants to eat yours

All rhanks to (((hollywood))) and no thanks to californians industriousnes or temperamebt. Ya’ll fags

Eat that faggots ass

fuck him to re-establish dominance

Imagine having a nigger break into your home and being legally obligated to let him kill you. Imagine faggots tossing snot off their balconies onto the street as you walk to the store. Imagine seeing squat brown goblins stinking up every public place you visit. Imagine a dwindling population of perpetually self-medicating white Americans that delude themselves and pretend this is all normal. Imagine: California.

kick off with him, the reason he does it is because either he thinks he could beat you up or he doesn't respect you because you're a doormat

Rape him

>t. Hector Pierre al-Mubarak

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Tell him not to touch your food.

fuck off shitskin

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fpbp

put him in a barrel like pic related
feed him 5 big meals a day
wait till his own poop dissolve his body

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eat his ass

How is this method called ?

quite based

wait weed is illegal in america lmao?

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Is that actually the method shown?

> Africa
> Lowest approval rate

hahahaha

Jesus please don't tell me Americans are this fucking ignorant of geography.

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Probably make another meal and talk to him about it. Or make a thread on Jow Forums asking a bunch of edgy faggots what you should do

The middle east as a region isn't a concept many Americans grasp geographically

> Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya
> Middle East

They're arab you dumb cunt not proto-typical black african which is what that low IQ mongrel mutt was implying. arabs are racist as fuck.

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> Berbers

Are you 13 years old?

>what are Arab and Middle eastern countries for 500$

ignore that sub-saharan Africa exists and you'd be right

>Berbers
>The majority of North Africa's population is believed to be Berber in origin, although due to Arabization most ethnic Berbers identify as Arabized Berbers.
Berbers stopped existing around 900

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This

But also this

There is but one path to take to end his degeneracy.

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This. Teach him that there are consequences for fucking with your shit. Most people only do that kind of shit because they think they can get away with it. Call him out on it, and punish him for doing it. He'll think twice next time.

Kick his ass for being a degenerate loser

>germanics are base-

>stoner
>think

>bulKEKrians

eat his stones. duh

gay

Eat your roommate or leave out poisoned food

And in the time it takes them to single file into that box they've all been shot and the shooter has moved on to the next room.

Poison the food with laxatives. It's not poisoning if you made laxative food for yourself cause you were blocked up and he happened to eat it.

Also cum in it. Take a video of you cumming in the food, then show it to him after he does it again.

It's not a crime to eat your own cum, not your fault he's a thief.

T. Guy that doesn't know how drugs work.

No, SELL his weed, not all of of, just a few grams lol

Why do some people not understand the concept of not eating other people's food. It's such a fucking rude thing to do

Lol no he wont

Beat the shit out of him

Burger education man, you'll be surprised how dumb they are

Why wouldnt that work?

No just sell it like other user said, then you got money to buy meals back

>Grenade!
>HIGH SCORE!

Lol kill yourself

lol everyone in here beta as fuck

Sup from the east coast cali-brah. I like nyc more and we should be getting statewide legalization soon. Hope it'll fix the shitty subway as well

Muhammchad

>all the smelly potheads itt
Degenerates belong in a cross.

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I smoke weed but I'm curious at what point does pot no longer be degenerate? I mean if it's proven in studies then given on prescription at specific doses would it still be degenerate? if so how is all medicine not degenerate since at that point that's what it'd be?

If it's the best option to treat a pain/illness then you have a pass. Otherwise there's no excuse for smoking weed.

that makes a lot of sense then obviously I disagree about there being no reason to smoke weed but different values I guess

FPBP

I was on the highway and drunk

They're still (sand)niggers themselves dumbass

this is the only right answer. you're bitch made and afraid of confrontation OP

When you aren't spending countless hours non-sober because of it.

imagine being a snitch

>People enjoy doing things that I don't
>Therefore they are degenerate
>I frequent a website known for pedophilia, gore, violence, and racism
>I am not a degenerate

Don't even smoke weed but how does the cognitive dissonance not kill you

kill yourself before your retarded ass kills someone else

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