Mfw there are actually people browsing this board right now that have never had sex

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I've been on Jow Forums before /fit existed. Back then I was the only chad. The chad prime. Now my brethren are here. There is no place for you incel virgins anymore, online or elsewhere. Proceed on your way to oblivion.

Tinder benefits only women, larping faggot.

Then why did I fuck and date 5 girls from there when I was a virgin before?

>date
ohnonono

Virgin doesn't mean ugly. Your story is anecdotal while there's plenty of evidence behind my claim.

>muh meme shit
Literally everyone is on Tinder and most girls there are looking for relationships. At least here in germany.
I dated one for 3.5 years and another one for a year now. It's simply a good way for introverts to avoid awkward cold approaches and shit like that.

>somehow he cant manage to get laid on tinder
>”t-tinder only b-benefits the women anyway, haha”

Wew

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Nobody is so ugly that he can't get laid unless he's literally deformed or disease ridden. Proof me wrong
There are also girls who like to fuck virgins, no matter how ugly. I know one because my friend married that slampig lmao.

>Relationships.
Cuck, they are there for hookups.

Never used it, but I know how things work. I should have said it benefits only women and top 20% guys.

You are right, that's where money comes into the scene. I'm not saying ugly, poor guys can never get laid, but the frequency and quality of women will be poor and those women are most likely taking advantage of them.

>There are also girls who like to fuck virgins, no matter how ugly. I know one because my friend married that slampig lmao
Those girls are almost non-existent.

29 years old
On Jow Forums since 08
Depressed
Anxious
Working out for a year
10 years, still no bachelor degree
2 girlfriends, but never had intercourse
22 matches on tinder, no luck yet

Tims don't hook up with tinder so they assume all women there are looking for relationships because that's the only thing they've ever seen. They haven't been exposed to chicks wanting to netflix and chill after 3 messages. Read my post(2nd reply) above. Timothy will have to wine and dine some tinder sloot while another dude will hook up with her right before the date with Timothy.

>I'm a cuck for fucking women
OK buddeh

>more incel meme shit
>implying guys wouldn't only pick the top 20% of women if they could
If you put 100 guys and girls in a room and gave them free pickings, everyone's gonna choose the top %.

. . . And the men they choose. It could be you too

I forgot
Work retail for 5 years at same place, shift manager
Go to AA meetings because I'm a weed addict
Masturbate 3 times a day, every day

Well of course less attractive people will have a harder time than more attractive ones, but they can get laid regardless and most guys who claim they're ugly could easily improve a few points imo.

In my experience, out of 100 matches one is gf material, ~ 10 are sluts that are dtf right away and the rest are either shit or just normal girls who are looking for validation.

>weed and fapping
Cut that shit out.

Yeah, see .

No, for having relationships with those women.

>implying guys wouldn't only pick the top 20% of women if they could
Who said they wouldn't, retard? Guys also chase those if they can't attract better women while they won't settle for less unless they are desperate or have no other choice.

Yeah, you're right.

>Well of course less attractive people will have a harder time than more attractive ones, but they can get laid regardless and most guys who claim they're ugly could easily improve a few points imo.
I agree.

>for having relationships with those women
They are just normal women brah.

m-mind your own business op

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Well, I will give you the benefit of the doubt because I haven't used it. What I've read and seen doesn't exactly support what you posted, though.

Like I posted here , the majority are crap or not a fit. But at least here in germany and from the matches I got (around 500), most seem like normal girls looking for relationships or friends or just attention.

Of course there are also 19 year old sluts with daddy issues who suck your dick within 10 minutes of coming over.

Fair enough.

So what's your amazing laundry list of achievements besides some low rent skank letting you grunt over her like an extra in deliverance?

I own my home
Own business
6 figure income
Done business in 18 countries and visited them all
Preached to my church
Taught sundy school
Married with two beautiful daughters

You can piss right off

If you're so ugly that people laugh at you then it maybe doesn't help much but for normal and above normal men it's easily the best way to get sex. I remember thinking girls were impossibly hard and suddenly there was a line of 19 year old cuties on my door with handcuffs and whips who want to lick the dick clean after taking it up the ass.

Maybe you should just shave it bro, girls love that.

Yeah, see .

>Maybe you should just shave it bro, girls love that.
Projection.

>Tinder for a week
>3 matches
>one shitty date
it's progress, I guess

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Because others will run away

Based. What's your business field

Man, when you think about the weird shit you can see on the internet, it's even worse. Like, there are moderately attractive women who let themselves get filmed literally fucking dogs and horses, and these guys still can't get laid.

L Y N C H I A N

Absurd, and pretty sure we're not even entirely human (psychically). Not inferior or superior, just so inherently different that we can't even mix with humans. Like the guy above said, there's guys who walk up to women shitfaced and bring them to KFC and get their dick sucked in the back of the cinema, and guys who lift and do sports and make a perfect body of themselves, read up how to be around women and shit, and some never even get a date (me)
>but that's what makes them unattractive
True, but otherwise we're not human. I'm not human, I don't act human and I basically have to read how to behave like a human to even have a chance to live solo in the society, hold a job, not get lynched in the street.

I'm 19 years old never had gf because I was fat, is it too late or there's still a chance I can become a Brad?

haha imagine being less attractive than a dog would be embarrassing lol

>and guys who lift and do sports and make a perfect body of themselves, read up how to be around women and shit, and some never even get a date
Cuz when you try hard is when you die hard I guess

You idiots, it's not about "le getting laid"
Getting laid is easy as fuck, especially as an autistic gymcel. You bullshit some fat pig on tinder and it's done. It was never about getting laid, it's about finding a kindred spirit and having someone to love besides you.

i'd assert that it's an identical cross-section of the female populace you see out and about wherever you go.

tinder is normie tier as fuck and it's hilarious that you have all these strong opinions about something you haven't even fucking used and have absolutely zero experience with.

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And the fact that these gymcels don't get laid is because they don't want (rightly so) so lower themselves just to get laid with some retarded ugly thot. It's a simple fact that all the gymcels have very high standards.

lol, nice LARP virgin

maybe you will see a vagina some day

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What is Lynchian?

i wish i hadn't, only one of them was hot and i came really quick and guess i got really upset about it because i basically told her to get the fuck out of my house and never got any more off her.

Sex is overrated. My most intense cums were after edging three to four hours. Unless you're paying an expensive prostitute, no girl is patient enough for that. It takes a lot of time and preparation but it's worth it. Just go to /weg/ on /aco/ and download a porn game with your favorite fetish. Start edging slowly and only cum during a worthy scene. Cumming after edging for so long is mind-blowing. Your asshole will pucker really hard and your mind will go blank for a minute.

>Sex is overrated. My most intense cums were after edging three to four hours. Unless you're paying an expensive prostitute, no girl is patient enough for that.

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Tinder benefits everybody but ugly dudes if all you want to do is fuck somebody. I’m an attractive guy and while I have fucked and/or dated a bunch of cute girls from Tinder, I believe that the internet and social media has over-all destroyed dating and relationships. Everybody who grew up after social media is socially retarded and almost every woman has become a whore. It’s too fucking easy now... and anything built easily falls apart easily. Why try to save a relationship when you can get a new one with 5 mins of swiping?

>actually dating girls from tinder
Do you lick public toilet seats too?