How do you guys delude yourselves into thinking you'll make it when you've had a part of your dick peeled and ripped...

but user, that goes against the values that I swore by due to my lack of faith! Why better myself? Just become part of the conglomerate! America! Woot-woot! Choo-choo! I am entitled as a citizen of the first world to my sodies, my candies, my "cereals", my foodies! Mine, mine, and mine! I deserve the right to smoke. Smoking releases chemicals in my brain that acts as dopamine. And being satisfied with myself any other way will take too much work. You are such a Nazi for suggesting that the government better the people for the people, because I believe the people should better themselves. But it should be my choice to better myself. Who cares if midgets in Latin America lift more than me? Who cares if women from Africa score higher on tests than I do? It only matters when the technocratic job market starts to favor those who work harder to specialize and squeeze AMERICANS such as myself out of the race. I deserve! I want! I need!

>get born
>leave a tip

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hahaha canacuck detected

enjoy living in socialist poverty while calling yourself a first world country

lead by the ultimate cuck who bends over backwards for everyone

trump has him wrapped around his middle finger

>not cut as a baby because I wasn't born in jewmerica
>foreskin is too tight
>penis looks like a fucking deflated balloon
>didn't even peel it back until I was 20
>can't keep it like that or I get searing pain
>Semen gets caught in the foreskin, so i've never even shot
I really fucking wish I was cut. Sure, it loses sensitivity, but nothing can be worse than this. And to top it all off, I have fucking penile papules.

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I didn’t because my parents are based despite being americans

If I determine this is true I’m 100% robbing the doctor who cut me or if he’s dead his closest living family.

Canacuck? Please. Way too fucking cold. Not that Missouri is any better. Socialism? Fuck you. "First world"? Fuck you. Whoever the fuck is the president of Canada? Fuck him. Trump? Fuck him. Sieg heil.

foreskinrestore.com/main.html
Should I buy a restoration "device," from this site?
If I can grow some skin back to cover my dried up cock and maybe make it look and feel a little better, the 80 bucks is worth it. But idk anything about these things.

I'd give you every single thing I have down to the hair on my ass to trade positions with you. I legitimately would choose to become naked, broke, homeless, and without family or friends in this fucking weather if I could only have it back. You can have your irreversible cutfag dick and I can have an imperfect, but easily fixable, functioning penis. And then no more anger. No more remorse, no more spite. Ah I imagine what it would be like to be a full human. No more snake and mongoose relationship with my parents. No more violent mood swings, no more of my thrashing tantrums when I'm alone. It's shameful to show such blubbering fury past a certain age, isn't it? I'd be able to chase my passions in life with such freedom of mind. GOD how I wish I could have my parts back. To just feel my skin over my body where it belongs, forget the sex life I'm missing out on. I could die comfortably.

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I mean, it's 80$. You probably waste that much money on much worse things regularly.
Go for it, user.

Not him but my mom got me cut when I was 6 because "Jesus was too". She also refused to pay for my anestesia because I was a "big boy" and they "didn't have painkillers back then". Shit fucked me over mentally. I was watching a video on how to prune tomato plants and the qt gardener said "you just snip the top off like this, boop" and I got rock hard. Help me.

Not him but you need to violently physically assault your mother and then leave the country

I regret posting this after reading through the thread. You lads really are fucked up by this stuff, eh?

Doctors can correct that without cutting the foreskin off. Hell there are exercises you can do to alleviate the issue.

God damn dude, I though I had it bad but im fuckin lucky, at least I dont remember it. Your probably going to become a killer.

Sure, you lost the most sensitive part of your dick, the ability to properly have a lubricated penis head, proper gliding motion within a woman, were lied to about STI reduction..but at least the Jewish God's are pleased by your blood sacrifice.

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>Know the practice is barbaric and pointless
>Dick still works well though and sex is great, even if it could have all been even better
>Still have everything going for me in life I could ask for
>Will have children who I leave dicks-intact and break the cycle

Where's the part where I'm not gonna make it?

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Why does it affect you that much, you are more than just your penis, your acting like your soul has been takin.

From birth you were sold by your parents to dirty kikes. I pity you friend

Dont think he needs it

Well you both ended up here so it can’t matter that much

>literally gotta jerk off with gloves through boxers to reduce friction on scar

Why can you just jerk off with the forskin you have left?

You're really overthinking this.

Did they get bad medical advice from a medical establishment filled with kikes rationalizing their barbarism? Yes.

Did they sell my soul to the Synagogue of Satan in some kind of dark bargain that Christ himself could never save me from? No.