/britfeel/

>6ft5 muscled behemoth of a dude comes up to me at the gym.

>yo bro ya gay?

>n...no?

>"ah reet shame", walks away.

Don't care what this means, I'm now happy today for a change

Attached: gZ38ujB.png (657x527, 27K)

can't imagine a girl being interested in me.

Jimmy Carr lost his virginity at 26 and he's a rich comedian.

you need to put time in, spend a couple of years on it
learn an instrument, get fitter, read a few books, get some nice photos of yourself taken to make yourself look interesting
it's very easy

Tell us about yourself

F-for a friend

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-weather-forecast-snow-winter-met-office-sleet-frost-temperature-long-range-a8662466.html
/comfy/ times ahead lads

Attached: 1503858740183.jpg (1000x656, 84K)

>tfw white cat will never send me a birthday card

Attached: timmycard1.png (621x574, 459K)

>independent
alri soi

>mad at independent
alri gammon

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The party's on
The feeIing's here
That only comes
This time of year

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Attached: krissmess wif mi fren gondola.jpg (1028x508, 77K)

Fuck sake cola give it a rest.

>snow

broken bloody brexit britain

tory cuts mean we'll just be getting sleet

youtube.com/watch?v=9gm0DJw0R4g

creasing, which of you made this?

Is it really that obvious
Why do you hate me tho

not mad lad, just callin u a soi

Who#s that in the manhole?

Any /SertralineMan/ in?

I play instruments and have a job.

I genuinely dont believe a word that comes out of his mouth though

/fluoxetineboy/

Citalopram, failed man

Who here /King Krab/?

Attached: kingkrab.png (810x788, 1.16M)

fookin hell wake up and post you lazy cunts

i don't enjoy /britfeel/ anymore

God how is it midday already.
I have been putting off going to co-op for dinner for 5 hours.
also hoping chinese girl will text me but I know she won't

I forgot it was Scotland's day yesterday
happy St.Andrews day I guess
youtube.com/watch?v=V15F7iSOmMQ

What is fluoxetine like compared to the others if you've been on them?

Everyone seems to know not to reply to me it hurts

my knife finally arrived from militarymart
just wish the bastards had checked their emails and I would have had it ages ago

Do you really go home every weekend now in the hopes she'll decide to hang out with you?

its 1215 and im still just sittin in my jimjams farting

Literally no idea what you mean. I think you're thinking about the lad who said he loved a chink :')

I'm following both of you and it's hard to tell which ones which when you're constantly competing for being the most pathetic

But yeah you're right :^)

chinks are literally rats

i went to post office at like 7am lad. dont be mean. might go for nap
no idea, lad. Been on the same stuff since I were 13. I originally took the liquid form but that shit was horrible.

Attached: IMG_1738.jpg (3264x2448, 1.27M)

that's a bit racist lad

I'm sorry but they are though.

has anyone asked the local mental health team to check up on timmy before? i think im going to do it.

why are you like this, hymm?

That's cute af although the skirt is a bit short. if they're cut above the tip of your fingers then you're a total slut
And that's okay. I kinda wish I got on an SSRI when I was young it would have made my teenage years so much more enjoyable because if I was a cyborg then maybe I could have been a full blown normie

why am i like what lad

Want to get some nice saturday games of fifa going and listen to music, but im too cold to get out of bed

Attached: 1496068119064.jpg (640x480, 65K)

how much lsd is too much to take before going to the pub and clubs?

like this. why are you like what you are?

genetics innit.

>matched with a qt asian on Tinder and she's actually replying to messages
see you later nerds, i'm going to live out your anime fantasies

Attached: 0a1.png (828x1403, 302K)

not good enough bud. look deeper. genetics is a cop out.

some people have in the past, they replied something to the effect of we're aware of him but as he's pretty much harmless there's not much they can do for the moment

Do you have FIFA 18 on pc?

More than a microdose people would probably be able to notice but it depends how much of that is a problem. I've been on 200ug clubbing before and it's been nice if you can get over it being crowded. A pub would be harder because you are actually have to talk to people which I'm already bad at

no fifa 19 on xbox

might go for 100ug but take it when I get to the pub because then it won't peak till I'm in the club, cheer lad

you have inspired me to write a poem.

Ode to a lass from tan tan

met up wiv girl on tan tan, bitch
she pay one ten for a hot pot dish
she text me on the train. askin for a kiss
didn't think she was interested in this

next weekend we go to an irish pub
sippin on some hop and eat some grub
getting close and give her a rub
how about we go back to yours hun

say we going to your flat in the west side
gotta act now it was do or die
she says sounds good we can catch a ride
feeling pretty tired I can see in her eye

get off the district line well quick
get back to her flat. it is well lit
foreplay only lasted for a bit
bareback cum in their pussy cos i dont give a shit

she's callin mah phone, misses me innit
she seems well keen its taking the biscuit
I said why not I can risk it
play along cos theres nothing else nnit

couple weeks later we meet in town
she don't like the politics - she shows a frown
she says she is tired and dont want me to stay
i think what the fuck bitch you gonna treat me this way

i been up all night and i travel for hours
just to see you! fuck i might have forgot flowers
now you saying goodbye before its begun
practically you're starting to run

Did I have it wrong? was i tripping and shit
just another chink who was in love with my dick
im certain it was, i don't think im wrong
I can't stop thinking, thoughts don't belong

I say its fine. get on the train
I left and it was pouring with rain.
I open whatsapp and out comes the pain
YOU REJECTED ME YOU CUNT HOW DARE YOU DO IT MANE

YOU FUCKING ROASTIE CHINK CUNT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
I WAS TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT BUT YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR
CALLING MY PHONE AND SAYING YOU MISSED ME
I THOUGHT YEAH WHATEVER THIS IS CHEAPER THAN WHISKEY
YOU BRAINWASHED YELLEH YOU TREATING A FELLAH
I AM ON 23 I SHOULD KNOW BETTER
BUT FUCK YOU BITCH YOU MADE ME QUESTION
THE ONLY THING THAT I THINK IM THE BEST IN
I WILL MOAN ON /BRITFEEL/ FOR DAYS AND DAYS
UNTIL I HAVE LAUGHED ALL THE REJECTION AWAY

Tempted to just get sanctioned by the job centre lads, this is killing me.

true brilliance

Attached: 1543086458554.png (181x256, 59K)

why do you want to get sanctioned?

Video games are a waste of time are for the mentally inbred.

If you take it in the evening be prepared to stay up all night not being able to sleep

10/10 want me to vocaroo it?

when I go out clubbing I don't usually bother sleeping till sunday night anyway for me it's usually about 12 hours before I can sleep

Mrs has gone out. Gunna have a wank. Show me some slags lads

Mate do not take acid in a pub or club jesus christ. Can't think of anything worse.

why not lad I'll be surrounded by my mates whats bad about it?

Thanks lad. Took about ten minutes hard work.
You can do lad. Would be interesting to hear in somebody elses voice..

>going out clubbing
fucking normies

Have you taken acid before?

yeah quite a few times, never above 300ug though

Fuck reminds me I'm out tonight aren't I. Going to go pick up a frosty jacks to neck beforehand so I save money inside. Only taking a tenner out

I much prefer to be outside when tripping. Indoors always feels and looks like plastic.

I cant afford to go out.

Not had a shower in 4 days. Got ready sweaty sore arse. Like a rash or something. Feels wet and painful. .

Need some weed desu might just steal from mummys purse desu

you fucking degenerate bastard

I haven't showered since Sunday. The estrogen makes my dick smell of fish

24 days to go!
24 day 'til Santa
24 days 'til that big fat fella comes down your chimney and gives you presents and drinks your beer
24 days 'til Santa!

Attached: 1526674683528.jpg (960x616, 57K)

>drinks your beer
cheeky cunt since when

Attached: 250px-KRool_DK64.png (250x239, 64K)

Going to play some RDR2 because i've have nothing better to do
not a fan of this bounty system

it factors in face, outfit and horse if you're seen in that town with them they know it's you, steal a horse, change outfit and go into a town wearing a mask

I felt warmth in my chest after reading that

My house doesn't have a chimney and I don't have any family to go to for Christmas

>tfw freshly shaven legs and arse

Attached: 1502389087739.gif (758x696, 102K)

post pics you smooth faggot

No way Jose. Its against the rules and I'm not a fucking slut.

tfw everyone i try to shave all my hair follicles get infected

i dont have a chimney so santa uses his magic powder to shrink and he comes through the keyhole

Are you shaving with the grain or against it? Are you using plenty of shaving foam?

>im not a slut
>teehee i shaved my legs and butt hole to make myself into a smooth fuck toy dont hit ooon MEEEEEEEEEEE
ROPE

Chinese people are too diverse to label like that. The ones from the west are pretty bad.
Han Chinese are really cute though, especialy the southerners.

Tbh I normally use veet on my legs /ass

Not him but just because someone says they shaved doesn't mean they want to fuck you lad

dont be mean to trannies. they are just coping.

I'm not sure then. Do you moisturise?

They want to fuck, that makes them a slut.